|Set Fire To The Cottage
Author: TheOnlyNightTroll PM
Miley was horrified. She saw the Deserted Cottage in fire infront of her. "Miley… I think this is our fault…" Lily said quietly RATED T FOR TEEN AND HARSH LANGAGUERated: Fiction T - English - Western/Sci-Fi - Hannah M./Miley S. & Lilly T./Lola L. - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11-16-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8708081
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Autiher's note: OMG, I just ate ten crumpets and I havn't eaten so mmuch crumpetres in seven years! THIS IS BLOODEY AMAYZING Y'ALL! Here's ma Hannah Cyrus storey:
Miley and Lilley are best friends but ther'ye still not lesbins. One day they were at a house which is named The Desteret Cottagge and Miley was an idiot and brought cigggartetters (YOU SHALL NOT SMOKE!) cuz they wantid to try smocking.
Lily was at the Destretd Cottagee and waitad for her friend Milley. She sasw Miley cum up a hill and coming towarsd her.
"Hi Mily, d'ya have da cigareets?" Lily asked courisleoy.
"Yes, hera ya got one." Milley said and gave Liley a ciggarets! :-(
They stradert ick-smocking but they found out it was icky-picky so dey dropped the caggarettes and ran away.
"let's go hom to me, this is icky to smock!" SMilet and went to her house wit her frend l´Leiley
SCENE SHFIT GAAAAHHAAHH
Milet and Lilley was in Milletsy's livingroom. They were watching TV. Suddenley dey herd a FIRE TRUCK SIREM!
"Wat wuz that"
"I thfink it was a FIRE TRUCK SIREn!"
"We're dey're going"
"lOOK, THA DESERTED CABBAGE ID BURRNING!" Miley excremated
SCENE SHIFT #2
"Oh no!" Miley was horrifeide
"Culd've it been... us" Liley sed mysteriosley
They saw a police man when the Cabbagge was burnd up.
"Hello, mister Cop, d'cha knoew wut happnd?" Miley askd smugley
The Copman strencheds itself and exclametaed: "Yes, I know. We fink sum yongsters has trapped sum-one in tha cabage and then they thiefsmoked waz careles 'bout the extinguscingning the ciggarres, cuaze we found bones and ciggaeraettes AND we hava witness!"
"Okay thank you"
Lily pushed Smileyse into an cornmer.
"I know, we're gionig to prison!"
"Ther's onnly one fing ewe can do. We hafe to move to Mexico." SLielley said
THE END OF CHAOTER ONE!
READ MY NEST CAPTER AND TDON'T YOU SDARE SMOKE!