|Family Matters, Especially the Souls of the Family
Author: DatCrownedProblemSolver PM
Zero Two, Drawcia Soul, Marx Soul and Magolor Soul all live together in one big house on Planet Earth. And you know what happens each and every day? Chaos. Total chaos. This story is more or less a collection of short stories about the daily lifes of the Souls. Plus a lot of Zero Two's Dark Matter children. Minor, usually one-time appearing humans may come up as part of a story.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 21,984 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 03-29-13 - Published: 11-19-12 - id: 8717448
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Twas a snowy day at the Soul house.
"WHAT'S ALL THIS WHITE STUFF?!" yelled Patricia.
Zero Two sighed. "Snow."
Magolor Soul floated up to the window and started shaking.
"T-this isn't like the thunderstorm, is it?" asked Magolor Soul.
Zero Two sighed again. "No."
"Oh, okay...Good. This is much more pretty." Magolor Soul stopped shaking and relaxed, staring out the window.
Magolor Soul saw Drawcia Soul outside enjoying the snow. She was floating in circles, enjoying the cold of the snow touching her face. Magolor Soul heard Drawcia Soul giggle.
And then Marx Soul walked out and walked to Drawcia Soul. Magolor Soul saw him talking to Drawcia about something, but the conversation was inaudible. Drawcia Soul then threw a snowball in Marx Soul's face.
"Oh, dear," said Magolor Soul. "Maybe I should stop this."
Magolor Soul floated out and saw Marx Soul and Drawcia Soul already in a battle with spells relating to ice.
Marx Soul spat out an odd, lumpy ball that upon touching the ground would break and make a shockwave that would freeze anyone that it hit. Drawcia Soul avoided this and continued to throw snowballs.
"Everyone calm down!" yelled Magolor Soul. "What is this fight about?"
"Marx called me something BAD," yelled Drawcia Soul.
"The term "Snowslut" isn't even an official insult," said Marx Soul.
"Marx! You don't go around calling people sluts!" yelled Magolor Soul.
"I called her a "snowslut." That's a much different term."
"I don't care! Apologize to Drawcia!"
Marx rolled his eyes. "Fine. I'm so sowwy, Drawcia. I didn't mean to be bad." Marx Soul made an eerie grin. Marx Soul's fangs were digging down into his lower lip so much his lower lip started bleeding.
Zero Two, curious with what was happening, went out.
"What is the matter here?" asked Zero Two.
Suddenly, the Dark Matter children went out and rushed about, enjoying the snow.
One of the Dark Matter children, Ilana, started rolling around in the snow.
Drawcia Soul was so annoyed that she went inside. "Stupid Marx," muttered Drawcia.
Zero Two looked at Marx Soul.
"What? All I said was that she was a snowslut."
"Marx! Not so loud! The children are here!" said Magolor Soul.
All of the younger Dark Matter children heard what Marx had said, and they thought it was funny.
Suddenly, almost all the children were saying the word "snowslut" and laughing afterwards.
One of the neighbors was shoveling snow when he heard the new word. He looked at Zero Two and the Dark Matter children with confusion.
"I'm getting too old for this," said the neighbor who went back inside his home, safe from all the insanity.
"...Children, get inside," said Zero Two.
"Yay!" said the children, who rushed inside, one by one.
Magolor Soul, or more specifically, the eyeball in Magolor's mouth, glared at Marx.
"Good job, Marx! You taught the children a new word to add to their vocabulary!" Magolor Soul said this with a great tone of sarcasm in his voice.
"I'm a great influence on them, I guess," said Marx Soul.
Magolor Soul then floated inside. Marx Soul stayed outside and catched snowflakes on his tounge.
Zero Two noticed that Ilana was shaking from the cold.
"Rolling in the snow was a bad idea," said Ilana.
Zero Two grabbed her with his cactus-like tail. He layed down and cuddled with her so as to make her warmer. Ilana said nothing and cuddled up against him. The happy feeling from her hurt Zero Two slightly, but it didn't seem to matter much.
Author's note time: I am so sorry for the delay on this chapter, you guys! Things have been happening as of late (which included my family moving things around in the main computer room somehow causing one of the computers to go offline, so my time on the computer was reduced a lot. But things are back to normal now hopefully). Updates should be more frequent, though. I'm sorry, again. Thank you for waiting!