Green's Journal

Chapter 1

A/N: Heyz everyone I have a bit of a warning for all of you readers.

Green: Get on with the story.

Blue: Be patient Greenie.

Green: *huffs* don't. Call. Me. GREENIE!

Annnnnyyywwaayy, me Neikomimi Girl and RayaSunshine12 (does she even write stories anymore? I don't know) will not have our laptops anymore . Unless we find a magical app on the app store that will let us write stuff in .doc format on our iPods. Until then, all of you will have to wait.

-theindestructablecuestick

24th November

Hmm. It seems that the pesky girl has forced me to write my "feelings" in this journal. I was about to decline but Gramps chose that exact moment to butt in and say that it was a wonderful idea. I don't like writing my "feelings" down. It's just a waste of time. But no, nobody cares about the eighth gym leader's opinion. All the other female dexholders, being at least somewhat intelligent, stayed silent while the male dexholders were doubled over laughing. I glared at them to remain silent; the only dexholders who was left laughing was Gold. I gritted my teeth, this guy needed to be disabled in the most horrible way possible. Yes it was the only way. I asked Blue to lend me her iPod for a moment. I turned it on and opened up some One Direction music. I shoved the earphones into Gold's ears then I shoved his hands in ice and held them there. He screamed for a long time. I made sure the music was on repeat.

"Do you have any bricks Silver?"

"Yes. Why?" Silver looked at Gold then nodded in understanding. Silver grabbed the bricks then put them on Gold's head. I yawned waiting. Silver was expressionless as always. Gold fainted while Silver and I cried out in victory. The rest just looked at each other.

"You know you two looked just like the people in PONPONPON?" Asked White who was looking very amused. I had no clue what PONPONPON was.

"What's that?" Asked a curious Red. Thank Arceus for his cluelessness.

"The vegetable juice song, in the Pokémon version at the end of it is Prof. Oak holding a bottle of the stuff looking very pleased." Everyone else including Silver and I just blinked at this random piece of information. I think I'll look it up later when I'm not training or working. Doesn't matter.

For now I'll make some vegetarian pasta. It's proving a little too difficult for my liking, but I do enjoy a challenge.

A/N: Whatever you do, DO NOT I repeat DO NOT ask about the vegetarian pasta I have no clue what Green's favourite food is. I decided to make Green and Silver to act differently from what they normally do. Sorry for any deaths caused by laughter.

-theindestructablecuestick