|Ways To Annoy Dimentio
Author: FairHairedAdventureSeeker PM
Join a bunch of OCs as we go on a quest to annoy the crazy jester. We will annoy, make sarcastic comments, scare him with creepy pastas, and just be plain smart alecks. WARNING: HIGH DOSES OF CRAZYNESS! HAVE AT YOU DIMENTIO! :DRated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Dimentio - Chapters: 50 - Words: 29,833 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 04-20-13 - Published: 11-25-12 - id: 8738716
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Ahh cartoons... classic TV. I guess...
Dimentio's POV :D
I'm going to sneak into Link's room to see if she had any evil pranks written down somewhere. I'm walking into her bedroom, I sure something evil in lurking somewhere... Ah! A desk! *shuffles through papers* I have found a list!
TO BUY AT THE STORE
Under eye consealer
Super Mario Bros Super Show!/Legend of Zelda cartoons
Nothing really evil. I don't know why she wants those cartoons. I have seen them. They have left me mentally scared.
Link walked in the front door with her stuff. She put the makeup, wiimote, and the something in her room. Then she took the DVDs to the TV room. She set up a trap table. (I bet you can tell where i'm going with this) Then she put the DVDs in the DVD player.
"HEY DIMENTIO! GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE!" she called
"What?! What do you want?" he asked
"Sit in that chair."
Dimentio sat in the chair. Then, metal bands circled around his arms, legs, torso, and fingers.
"AHHHH!" he screamed
Link started up the DVD. First up, the Super Mario Brothers Super Show! Dimentio screamed bloody murder through the whole thing. Then the Legend of Zelda cartoon started.
"Well ecuuuuusssee ME princess!" (guy) Link said over and over and over again.
When all the horrible cartoons were over, Dimentio was released.
"ARGH! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" he yelled
"Well ecuuuuusse ME, Princess" (girl) Link told him
Then he flipped out, and tried to kill a mouse with a hammer.
Hmm. I just had to do this! Don't hurt me! You wouldn't hurt a helpless girl, would you?