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Hello my dearies! I am now making a one shot due to mine and xVentressx's boredom. So here we go with "Reason's not to play games with Alucard"

"Ugh! I am so bored!" Lilithian cried out in frustration.

She had been sitting in the house, alone all for days. The reason she couldn't go outside, was because the Hellsing Organization was hunting her down. After Lilithian's cry was stopped, she gripped the sides of her head and groaned. Only then did she feel a familiar presence.

"Bored again Kitten?" asked a certain red clad vampire.

Alucard had phased through the wall in front of Lilithian's seat. She looked up and smiled. Having Alucard there would relieve the pain of her never ending boredom.

"If I wasn't bored, would I be pulling at my hair? No. Now, what brings you here?" She said and leaned back into the leather computer chair she sat in.

"I, myself, am bored as fuck. So I came to bug you, but it seems you are in the same situation." He said as he sat down on the couch.

"Well… Would you like to play a game?" Lilithian asked with a twinkle in her eye.

I can't believe I'm doing this… Lilithian thought.

Somehow Alucard picked the game Twister and it was getting out of hand. He decided to use his shadows to cheat, and well, he wasn't behaving. For example, I went to spin the arrow for the next turn, and found his creepy shadow tendrils coiling around my leg. I swatted it off, and in the process, ended up sprawled out on the mat.

"Right hand on red." I said.

I moved my right hand to the red dot that was conveniently under Alucard's torso. He smirked and pretended to fall, crushing my hand underneath him in the process.

"What the fuck you ass!" I yelled at him yanking my hand back.

"What? I merely lost balance, I didn't mean too." He said trying to be innocent.

Now that was creepy having, Alucard, the No Life King, trying to act innocent. It was a bit unnerving, because the innocent smile did not match the wickedness in his eyes. It was like seeing a little kid saying that did not kill their pet, but you can see it in their eyes.

"Mhm, sure whatever you say," I said in a sarcastic tone," dickwad." I said under my breath.

"Hey I heard that!" He said and growled, but not the threatening growl, more of a playful growl.

I decided that we should only play one more turn before we called it quits. He groaned, but gave in and agreed. I spun the arrow, and waited for it to land.

"Left hand on green." I called out.

Before I realized it, he groped my chest. Did I mention I was wearing a green shirt?

So there we have it! A quick little One-shot. Though I think I will make this a series of One Shots for when I get bored or have writer's block with my man Fanfiction. I hope you enjoy this first installment! And remember kiddies, don't play games with Alucard, especially Twister.