Summary: takes place in breaking dawn, Jacob and Renesmee are not together, neither are, Bella and Edward, Renesmee is not Sparkly's she is Spikes but Edward doesn't know that Bella was and still is having an affair with him, he think that she is his child even though they look nothing alike. This takes place during breaking, when Vladimir and Stefan show up, and what happens when some unexpected guest show up claiming to be Bella's brothers. This is a cross over with Twilight/vampire diary/vampire academy/buffy: the vampire slayer and a little Black Butler Sebastian will be the only one from it though, this will manly focus on Renesmee and Vladimir. Some tid-bits of Bella/Spike and Angela/Angel. Rated m for lemons in later chaps and language. Read and review.

Disclaimer:

Vladimir: Say it

Me: Only if I can kill Sparkly

Vladimir: you mean Fuckward?

Me: yeah

Vladimir: Okay you can kill sparkly and before you asked yes you can torture him as well

Me: Yay! (Runs of with matches and a werewolf knife designed to kill vampires with) I don't own buffy: The Vampire Slayer or Twilight, I only own the shit I make up and the fucking plot.

CHAPTER 1: EXCORIATING DEATH

BELLA'S, P.O.V.

We were recruiting people to help keep Renesmee safe, and I knew just who to call to help, I was sure I could get, Rose, Dimitri, Eddie, the Immortal, Spike (okay on that one I was positive), Angel, Buffy, Damon, and Stefan. I walked outside making sure I was out of hearing distance before I took out my phone and called Rose. After about two rings she picked up, "Hathaway," I heard Rose's voice say, "Hey Rose, its Izzi." I said into the phone. "Hey Izz what's up?" She questioned me, I sighed. "I had a daughter she is half vampire, the real kind not Sparkly's kind, the Volturi the leaders think she is an immortal child, they are coming to kill her, I need you guys help, we can't take them on alone. I am calling Spike, Angelus, the Immortal, Damon and Stefan as well; I just hope I get Angelus instead of Angel." I told her, "Yes I will get Dimitri and Edie too, but Lissa, Christen, and Adrian will be coming as well, and you know what we will have to do if they try harming them, and you will to as an elite guard, you better not have forgotten you training." With that she hung up. I sighed happily, they were coming I thought in peace.

The next number I dialed was the Immortal; he picked up on the first ring, "You finally decided to give me a chance love?" Was his opening sentence, I laughed. "Hell to the no buddy, I have a child you know." I said. "Really? With who?" He replied. "Yeah, Spike, just when you get here let me and Spike tell my husband okay?" I asked, "Okay, but why am I coming?" He asked. "The Volturi think my daughter is an immortal child, if it comes down to them trying to kill us I want to have people that can kill them." I said, "I will help I will be there with-in the week." With that I hung up.

I dialed Angelus next, he picked up after a while, "What?" He growled into the phone, I smirked, "Angelus, I would like to request your help brother." I said, "Sister," He acknowledge, "with what?" He asked. "My daughter needs protecting from the Volturi. Bring Buffy." I told him. "I will be there tomorrow, and I will kill the mother fucker as well myself." With that he hung up, I could practically feel his sadistic smirk.

Next I called Spike; he immediately answered, "Hello love." He said, "Spike our daughter needs protecting, the Volturi think she is an immortal child." Spike growled viciously, "I will be there with-in the hour." With that we hung up.

I made my last call to Damon and Stefan; though I did not know who it was that answered it all I could tell was it was a perky female. "Hello Salvatore residence, how may I assist you?" The voice asked, "Put Damon on the phone," I growled out, I could tell she was scared when she said, "Dam-Damon's no-" but before she could finish someone tool the phone from her. "How is this?" The voice growled. I recognized it anywhere, "Ripper!" I said happily into the phone. "Izz, what's wrong, why did you call?" He asked me, "Well you see my daughter is being tracked down by the Volturi so I was wounding, if you and Dame wanted to help kill some royal vamps." I said. "We will be there soon, but Elena is coming with us." I sighed, "Fine, just be warned there are going to be a lot of vamps here." I warned him and hung up.

I walked back to my house happy that everybody had said yes, by the time I got to the house, Spike was already there checking Renesmee for any injury while Sparkly tried to stop him. I walked into the house and over to Spike, while the others tried to stop me but I looked at them like they were idiots, which they were. "Spike, didn't you say you would be here with in an hour it has only been fifteen minutes." I said, he pulled me to him looking for any signs of injury on me as well, after he was satisfied I was fine he out his head in the crock of my neck taking in my sent. "Sorry love, I had to see if my two angels where fine. Speaking of angels, how did it go with Angel?" He asked me, Renesmee sat on his lap, they had already met and she knew that he was her real father. I smirked, "Angelus said he would personally rip them all to shreds." I told him. Renesmee smile, "Uncle is coming?" She asked me, "Yes sweet heart." I told her.

I stood up pulling Spike and Renesmee with me, "Everyone this is Renesmee's real father, Spike. As Ali, Em, Rose, Jaz, Esme, and Carlisle already know." I said; Carlisle went up to him, "Nice to finally meet you, Bells talks about you all the time." Sparkly looked out raged, "That is my daughter not his! We had sex!" He yelled. But I just laughed, "You thought that was sex?" I exclaimed, "Like hell that was sex, you really are a hundred year old virgin." By this point others started to join in my laughing fit. That is until Renesmee asked, "Daddy what is a virgin?" Spike looked scared, "Honey a virgin is someone who has never experienced love of another person." I told her. She said okay and I smiled, "Sparkly, leave we don't not want you around our daughter you are a bad influence. With that he left without a word, most likely joining the Volturi, a lot of vamps where already here, I was just waiting for my quest which only Spike and Rene knew about.

The week passed quickly we were only waiting for Rose and them to come and knowing them they would make a dramatic entrance. And I was right they came in with Rose and Dimitri both holding a vamp by the ear, pulling them in here. When I saw them I went into guardian mood, I moved quickly and evenly toward them, grabbing the brown head by his neck away from Dimitri holding him up. "Who are you and why are you here?" I snarled at him, Rene pulled on my sleeve, and touched my face, showing me that she was mated to the blond one. I dropped the brunet, and sat down on the floor, "Well fuck." I exclaimed, turning to the blond, "You fucking mated with my daughter." I growled at this point everyone was watching. "What?!" Spike growled lunging for him, but I stopped him hitting him upside his head, "What the fuck are you doing Spike? You know as well as I do that if you hurt her mate you will be hurting her as well." His sholders slumped, "Oh, I forgot." I sighed and shook my head.