Author: Scarlet Phlame PM
Ever wondered how Lovey-Dove got to be on the super's head? How she got there? Why she's blue? In which a random reporter interviews a magic blue bird. The suspense! The drama! The...bird. Oneshot, extremely silly. ( I do not own anything. )Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Parody - Pigeon Man - Words: 237 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-08-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8776056
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The reporter dressed in purple struts right into the super's office, uninvited, mind you, and takes a seat at the desk. The green-haired superintendent glares at him.
"What are you here for?" he asks, mildly annoyed.
"I'm here to interview a magic blue pigeon!" He exclaims with a slight yawn.
"Coo, coo!" Lovey-dove coos.
"Ahh, there she is!" The reporter exclaims. The super excuses himself as Lovey-Dove flies next to the reporter.
"So, Lovey-Dove, why do you sit on the professor's head all the time?" The reporter anxiously awaits Lovey-Dove's reply.
"Ahh, I see! How interesting!" The reporter says with a huge grin. "Now, answer me this, why are you blue?"
"Coo. Cooo, coo, coo, coo."
"Ahh, I see, you're from a foreign country! Which country is that?"
"Oh, you're not telling? Such a shame."
"Coo, coo, coo coo coo."
"Oh, but you used to have an owner who fed you grapes?"
"Coo, coo coo COOOO COO COO!"
"Oh. I see, he wasn't very nice," the reporter says, jotting down Lovey-Dove's every word.
"Cooococococooooocoocoocococo cocopuffscooocooocoo!" Lovey-Dove exclaims.
"How interesting!" The reporter says, handing Lovey-Dove a Coco Puff. Lovey-Dove gratefully eats the entire thing.
"So, now for the big icebreaker!" You can nearly hear the tension in the air! The drumroll!
"What's your favorite color?"