Author: PippElulu PM
The Ojamajos (and others) go through what Garfield the cat goes through... At Christmas Time! Read and enjoy Christmas Comedy of Garfield happening to our favourite Ojamajos (and others).Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12-25-12 - Published: 12-23-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8823679
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Me: Hi people!
Doremi: Lulu-chan's already made an Ojamajo Doremi Funny Moments but NOW she's doing it Garfield Style!
Hazuki: How's this going to turn out?
Onpu: Ai-chan! Manners!
Momoko: Special guest too! Hehehe, they'll never find out that it was the Que-
Me & Aiko: *Cover Momoko's mouth*
Aiko: She never knows what she's saying!
Me: She's right though!
Aiko & Momoko: JUST START!
Me: Hehe, before Ai-chan kills me, I just have to say, this is a Christmas special! :D
"You'll never find where I put your present this year Momo-chan." Aiko said, a cup of coffee in her hand.
"We'll just see about that!" Momoko smirked before rushing off.
Aiko took a sip of coffee. "I hope she does find it. I forgot where I put it."
Momoko was lying on the ground.
Majorika came up to her. "There are mice all over this house and there you lie."
Momoko stayed where she was.
"And you call yourself a person!" Majorika went on.
"Moo!" Momoko responded.
Jou-sama was lying on the couch.
Majorin came over. "What you're doing is wrong!"
Jou-sama stayed in the same position.
"Wrong I tell you!" Majorin continued shouting.
Jou-sama's stance stayed in tact.
Suddenly Majorin calmed down. "That's what I'm going to say if you ever do something, Jou-sama."
"Sounds like a plan." Jou-sama said from her position.
Aiko stood next to the bench with a cup of coffee and a bored look on her face.
Doremi suddenly came over. "I'm going to cook some Christmas cookies for Akatsuki-kun!" she said cheerfully leaving.
"Ow, ow, ow!" Aiko heard, but kept her bored face.
"Hot, hot, yaah, FIRE!" Doremi voice came from the kitchen. Aiko still with her bored face.
Smoke suddenly came from the kitchen and Aiko's eyes shot wide open.
Doremi came out in the midst of the smoke and Aiko got her bored face again.
"I accidentally set the oven to 'broil'." She said. Aiko kept her bored stare.
"We lost 12 gingerbread men, 6 elves, 3 Santa's, and a sugarplum fairy."
"Oh the humanity." Aiko muttered.
"Hey, Ai-chan!" Momoko squealed. "It's one of those recordable cards from everyone back in America!"
Momoko had a big smile on her face.
The cow, Aiko thought
The pig, she thought.
HEY NEENER HEAD!
The brother, Aiko thought, as Momoko got a bored look on her face.
Majorin was, unintentionally, standing underneath some mistletoe.
The Queen came along and smiled at her, then gave her a quick kiss and walked off. Majorin then turned to poke her tongue out at any extremely surprised Majoruka.
Onpu and Momoko were standing in front of an empty plate.
"Man, I really wanted that last donut." Onpu said.
Momoko looked indifferent.
"But someone has taken it." Onpu said, looking at Momoko.
Momoko kept her face.
"Who would do that?" Onpu asked.
"Chubby elves?" Momoko offered.
"Decorating a Christmas tree." Hazuki started.
"Rule number one." She continued.
"Never let Momo-chan help."
Momoko is seen covered in Christmas lights. "I FEEL FESTIVE!" she shouted to the roof.
Aiko was sitting at a table smiling.
"So I have to be good for a whole month. Not a problem!" she said.
She continued sitting there.
Suddenly she slammed her head down onto the table.
"This is gonna kill me!" she groaned.
Hazuki and Doremi were standing in the middle of a snow covered hill.
"I thought this would be fun." Doremi said.
Hazuki looked at her.
"Outdoors... cutting down our own Christmas tree." Doremi continued.
"That was a telephone pole." Hazuki said.
Doremi was already walking away. "We should go."
Doremi walked over to the scales and stepped on them.
"Wow! Someone's lost some weight." The scale said, causing Doremi to beam.
As soon as Doremi left, the scales spoke up again.
"That takes care of HER Christmas present."
Majorika came along in a Santa hat.
"Oh, Santa! You shaved your beard!" Jou-sama gasped.
Majorika looked surprise.
Jou-sama poked Majorika in the stomach. "And put on more weight!"
We now see Jou-sama with the Santa hat covering her face, and Majorika is now off screen.
"And lost your sense of humour." Jou-sama muttered.
Onpu was walking along and saw Momoko.
"I got a Christmas card, Onpu-chan!"
Onpu stared at her.
"I bet it's from my brother!" Momoko continued.
"How do you know?" Onpu asked.
"It's addressed to 'Sissy girl'." Momoko answered with an annoyed look.
"Maybe it's from your health club." Onpu stated, walking off.
Doremi reached for a plate of cookies.
"Don't touch those cookies!" Majorika shouted.
Doremi looked surprised.
"They're for company." Majorika said.
"Should I go out and knock first?" Doremi asked.
"DOREMI! YOU ATE ALL THE CHRISTMAS COOKIES!" Majorika shouted.
"So I did," Doremi said. What are you gonna do about it?"
"I'm telling Santa." Majorika said and walked off.
"WAIT! I'M SORRY! I'LL MAKE MORE! I'LL LEARN TO BAKE!"
"You'd better shape up girly." Majorika hissed at Momoko.
"Yeah, yeah." Momoko muttered.
Or I'm calling Santa!" Majorika continued.
"No you won't." Momoko answered.
As Majorika stormed off to call Santa, Momoko turned to the audience with a big smile on her face.
"I cut the phone line." She said.
"ALL RIGHT DOREMI!" Majorika shouted. "THAT'S IT! I'M CALLING SANTA!"
She dialled the phone. "And this time, I'm telling him what you did!"
Doremi looked scared.
"You have reached the North Pole 'Naughty Line', we are currently experiencing a high volume of calls, please stay on the line and your call will be answered in the order it was received." The receiver said.
FA LAH LAH LAH LAAAAH LA LA LA LA!
Doremi turned to the audience. "With any luck, she'll be on hold till January."
"Have you been working on your Christmas list Momo-chan?" Hazuki asked Momoko.
"Done and done." Momoko replied. "I already E-mailed it too Santa."
The North Pole
"He got through the firewall again, sir." An Elf informed.
"Man, that kid can hack." Santa said.
"Merry Christmas from your agency." Onpu read. "They always remember." She said.
Momoko took the card. "P.S. Asuka-san, don't wear your necktie near the blender."
"They remembered that too." Aiko snorted.
"Need a stamp for your second letter to Santa?" Majorin asked Momoko.
"Nope. I've already E-mailed it." She answered.
The North Pole
"The server crashed, sir!" An Elf squealed.
"Gee, let me guess." Santa muttered.
Momoko marched up to Aiko who sighed.
"I told you, Momo-chan, I've hidden your Christmas present where you'll NEVER find it."
Momoko took out a feather.
"Tickle me all you want, I'm not telling you."
"She's tougher then I thought." Momoko informed the audience.
Momoko walked up to Aiko with a smirk.
"I bought your present today." She said, with a grin.
Aiko disappeared from view but Momoko went on.
"And it's VERY well hidden." She continued.
"So just forget about finding it, pal." She finished, with a smirk.
Aiko was standing right behind Momoko, leaning on a present.
"You two better get to bed." Hazuki told Doremi and Momoko.
"Oh no!" Momoko began. "This year we catch Santa in the act!" Doremi finished.
Doremi and Momoko sit with their arms folded on the bench.
Suddenly we see Doremi and Momoko with their heads slammed against the bench, sleeping, and Santa right behind them, drinking milk and eating cookies.
"I love tradition." He said.
"I thought I'd start my Christmas cards early this year!" Majorin said, with a big smile.
Majorika looked at her with a bored look.
Majorin threw away the pencil she was holding. "Yeah, I don't believe me either."
Majorika looked smug."Race you to the couch."
"Look, Doremi-chan! I made gingerbread men!" Momoko squealed. "Isn't he cute." She asked, holding up a gingerbread man.
"Yep," Doremi answered. She then bit it's head off. "Too cute to live." She said.
Jou-sama came across a very shiny and clear bauble.
She squinted into it.
"Is my nose really that big?" she gasps
"Jou-sama! What do you want on your Bologna?" Majorin's voice called from the kitchen.
Jou-sama looked at the audience with a bored look.
"A Steak!" she called back.
Majorika and Aiko were listening to the music. Majorika was smiling and Aiko looked annoyed.
Aiko disappeared from screen
"My singing wreath!" Majorika gasped.
"Just Fa-La-La-La-ed, it's last La." Aiko said.
Onpu was waiting around in a Santa hat.
"If Santa brings what I want, he gets the hat back." She addressed the audience.
Momoko was wearing a giant Christmas hat that went past her knees.
"Christmas is coming!" She said.
"For those of you unable to take a big, fat, hint."
Me: Wow I actually finished...
Aiko: Wow, and you have 2 more to do!
Me: You totally ruined my triumph Ai-chan...
Onpu: I didn't get much of a part in this...
Me: No worries! You'll have a lot next chapter!
Hazuki: That was... Interesting to say the least.
Momoko: I did GOOD!
Doremi: Me too!
Jou-sama: Thank you for including me, Lulu-chan.
Me: No problem, Jou-sama!
Majorin & Majorika: Yes, thankyou
Majoruka: I ONLY GOT ONE MENTION!
Me: Because nobody likes you... Next time! We'll have 4 special guests! You should be able to guess them, but if you can't, you'll see them next time... I'll give you a hint... There's 4 of them.
Doremi & Hazuki: Until next time!
Aiko, Onpu & Momoko: Bye!