Disclaimer I do not own just cause and mass effect. Obviously

It was just a normal day for Rico. Shooting, vandalising, killing. Little did he know that things were about to change for Rico.

Being chased by police became a daily occurrence. After all who would think spray painting and vandalising a billboard of the leader can have them send jets and tanks after him. This "burrowed" car wasn't going to do anymore because it started peppering fire out of the engine. Oh well it's time to get a new one and he jumped and used his grappling hook on that experimental jet plane. He could see surprise in the pilots face through the windshield and then it turned to fear as Rico ripped open the windshield and tossed the guy out "ONLY ROOM FOR ONE!" he yelled at the man. He checked if his cross was still there and it was. For some apparent reason his cross was always on him.

Now this was going to get interesting as he reached on of the islands a storm started to brew out of no where. As if on cue a bright light appeared on the tower and suddenly everything turned white (lost island easter egg)

Rico felt the hum of air and one thing came to his mind "falling". He immediately shot his grappling hook at anywhere to him and that was at the ground and scared the living crap out of some two people but just because they were passersby doesn't exactly mean they were "human" well one of them was at least "el Diablo!" Rico yelled and just his luck they were cops as well. He understood the other man "your under arrest. Put your hands up" well it was his mission not to be captured by police so it was his duty to repulse but the, what in good gods name was the other thing. It looked like a mix between a bird and a reptile if that was possible like an alien. Alien? Maybe that whats it was. Maybe it was a dream. Maybe not if it was then- suddenly something very heavy fell next to him with a huge . So there was his plane and its not good for anything now, it was time to get away. He grappled on one of the weird buildings and ran away "HEY! What the hell!" the cop said in astonishment and so as the other one with some weird clicking noise.

Rico then got to see the place and all he could think to himself was, "were not in Kansas anymore" What he glimpsed at the railing was some gigantic metropolis with flying cars which he had just got to "barrow later" and weird looking aliens and humans with some of them scattered among them. "Man this must be some fucked up acid trip or something" but then he remembered the blinding white light, maybe he was in the future and- "FREEZE" someone yelled and he looked behind him and there was that weird alien that was with the other guy but this one looked different and it had weird tribal like tattoos on its face but it's weird because the alien was speaking english? "you are under- AHHHHHH!" Rico just screwed it and shot a grappling hook at it and attached it to one of those flying cars and the thing was sent flying through the air "spirits! let me go!" it said as it was tossed through the air "don't worry buddy all you need to do is hang in there" Rico said and he ran away. Yet not before he picked up the aliens weird gun thing. He jumped, parachuted and grappled his way around but he must have took a wrong choice because next thing he knew he was surrounded by the peace keepers and a weird looking what he supposed was supposed to be a helicopter. "put your hands up and nobody gets hurt." pfft yea right as if.

"I don't have time for this shit" and Rico shot the grapple hook at the copter looking thing and barreled straight for "WHAT THE IN THE GODDESS!" the intercom yelled and he ripped open the windshield "take a walk bitch, it's good for you!" and he tossed the screaming pilot out which was a different "blue bitch" alien and jumped inside. It didn't look like a helicopter from the inside but he was a badass after all. He knew how to drive it. Basically like a helicopter mixed with a jet and Rico did what he did best. Cause chaos

Authors note: Do you people want me to continue on this?