|Random Conversations On Olympus
Author: ThaylaMarie PM
What do the Greek Godesses and Gods talk about behind each others backs?Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 03-01-13 - Published: 01-05-13 - id: 8879645
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Setting: Aphrodite's Love Camera HQ
Hermes picks the lock and enters the HQ. (He didnt realize he could just teleport in)
Hermes: *mumbles* And Polly Pocket says im stupid...pff
Just as he was looking at the various monitors one caught his eye.
-IN THE MONITOR-
Apollo: But Aphh!
Aphrodite: But NOTHING!
Apollo: Dont be such a party pooper Aph!
Aph: . !
Aph: Ughh! Just no Apollo
Apollo: YES! JUSTIN BIEBER IS YOUR CHILD!
Aph: No Appy...Just NO! HES YOURS!
Apollo: I would NEVER have a child like HIM HES TOO FEMINE!
Aph: But your ARE femamine
-BACK TO HERMES AT HQ-
Hermes: Oh My Gods!
Artemis hears Hermes through the microchip in his neck and appears in the HQ.
Artemis: Whats Oh My-OH MY GODS! IS THAT APOLLO AND AFRO?!
Hermes: IM SCARRED FOR LIFE!
Artemis: Your over reacting love...
Hermes: Have you been in England lately?
Artemis: Indeed I have!
Hermes: Oh Goshness
Artemis: LIGHTBULB MOMENT!
Hermes: Light Away?
Artemis: LETS SUrPRISE THEM BY TELEPORTING THERE!
H and A teleport to the secret location
Aph: JUST ADMIT IT APPY ITS YOURS!
Art-MAYBE IT'S BOTH OF YOUR CHILD
Apollo:What Da-When did you and Hermit come here? And How?
Hermes: Oh well i was board so i broke into AfroHeadie's Love Camera HQ and I saw that you children were fighting.
Artemis: And you know I inserted that microchip in Hermy's neck *says proudly*
Hermes: Yeah...Wait how did you do that?
Artemis: That is a story for another time...
Artemis: But anyways just think about it...Did you two get drunk one night about 17 years ago?
Apollo: Ummm yeah?
Hermes: Well Isnt Justin like 17?
Aph: Yeah...Where you gettin at?
Artemis: Oh Brother!
Apollo: Aph...I think Hermit and Misty are right...
Apollo: Yeah cause well Art is like Arty and Hermit calls you have so i decided i should call you Misty because your names ArteMIS and i just added the T and Y.
Art: *confused* ok?
Aph: Wait that mean that we *motions between her and apollo* did IT?
Apollo: In all defense we were-
Just then Aphrodite pressed her lips against Apollo's. Artemis and Hermes's jaw dropped all the way to Hades. After about a minute or two, Apollo started to kiss Aph back. After what seemed like TEN minutes they pulled away from each other.
Aph: *blushes* s-sorry about that Apollo...I should go-
Apollo: No its fine Aph..really...
O_O O_O O_O O_O
Hermes: OH MY GODS THIS LOVE IS SO INTENSE IM SCARRED!
Apollo: Oh PLEASE Hermit! Your acting like the 1st time i saw you and Misty make out I wasnt scarred!
Hermes: Speaking of which...*turns toward Arty*
Artemis: Look I'm ALL For it but THIS IS STRICTLY APHOLLO TERRITORY!
Hermes: Then lets leave the territory Arty...
Arty: That accually a REALLY good idea...CHAU APHOLLO!
Cha! Its DONE!
Please no flamies! I only like the flames from Flame Princess so unless your her...NO FLAMIES!