Living Earth

Chapter 1: Issac Strongly Dislikes Potato chips

"Oh my god Issac, HURRY UP!" Dania commands Issac through the weird skype thingy that I forgot the name of. Meanwhile, our bread crumb Issac is looking through the oddly cylinder shaped store.

"HEY! HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY! Don't you yell at me...OH, A MEDKIT SALE!" Issac squeals like a five year old girl who just saw a unicorn or something.

"Why am I even helping you?" Dania wonders out loud, offending Issac, who frowned.

"Because I'm Issac F*BLEEP*ING CLARKE!" Issac shouted so loud, that everyone near Dania was blown away and fell through space, which in fact, leaves you breathless.

NOTE: YES, THAT WAS A TOBUSCUS REFERENCE!

Suddenly, Issac saw his girlfriend staring at him, and her eyes were all glowing, and her mouth was glowing. LE GASP!

"ISSAC, MAKE US WHOLE!" She nagged him.

"STFU!" Issac yelled punching her into the fan from the first Zero-G part in Dead Space 2. "HAH, B*Bleeps*ches don't know S*Bleep*T about Issac Clarke!" He danced around like a little boy.

"What the flying f*bleep*k are you doing?" Dania asked, recovering from Issac's FUS RO DAH.

"I am quite clearly dancing, old chap." Issac said with his monocle and tea, from which he gloriously sipped.

"ISSAC, STOP THE MARKER!" Ellie yelled.

"Issac, make us whole!" Dania yelled.

"HEY, GTFO, ISSAC'S MINE!" Ellie yelled, slapping Dania in the ugly leather bag...OH WAIT, I MEAN HER FACE! Sorry, autocorrect gave its opinion. ANYWAYS...Dania pulled out a knife. Ellie was like "NO" and shot Dania in the face with the Javelin gun, and Dania was DEAD bleeding out orange juice. Meanwhile, right behind Ellie, Issac was eating TITAN POTATO CHIPS.

"Awww, these SUCK!" Issac complained, throwing the bag at Stross, who was a grumpy cat.

"NO!" Stross replied. Ellie was hugging Issac cuz she's a CRAZY F*Bleep*ING FANGIRL, and Issac shrugged at Stross, who shrugged at Issac, who was being hugged by Ellie cuz-wait I'm going in a circle. Anyways, that's the end of LIVING EARTH, CHAPTER 1. Next time, Issac, his fangirl and Stross continue their adventures of bagel-tastic-ness.

COMING UP: Chapter 2: I herd u lik Issac?