|Wreck-it Ray vs The World
Author: TheBlackSnorlax PM
(Takes place during Chapter 6 of Wreck-it Ray) Ray and Ralph start talking after a day of sparring and Ralph mentions he had 7 exes before Ray. What he forgot to mention is that they want to kill Ray so he can't be with Ralph. Will Ray be able to defeat the L.O.S.'s League of Evil Exes, or will he get a game over? Slash/Yaoi. Ralph/OC, Ralph/BowserRated: Fiction T - English - Adventure/Angst - & Wreck-It Ralph - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 01-22-13 - Published: 01-16-13 - id: 8914369
|A+ A- Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten|
(A/N) This is a filler story for Chapter 6 where Ray has his training montage. Hope you enjoy!
Evil Ex #1
Ray and Ralph crashed on the ground, exhausted from the 3 hours of training. "Dang, Ralph! Where'd you learn to fight like that?" Ray queried as he placed his back on the Niceland Condo's wall. "Believe it or not, my exes all taught me how to protect myself better. I'm not just a lover and a wrecker. I've got skills." Ralph gloated as he flexed his oversized muscles. "Show off." "You know you love it." "Still doesn't make it cool."
They laughed for a bit until Ray's gauntlet began to vibrate. "Wonder who that could be." He stated as he opened the message.
I am the first of Ralph's 7 evil exes. If you're gonna stay with your boyfriend, you must defeat us all! I will be coming for you soon. Beware!
Ray read the note silently to himself, then deleted it thinking it was junk. Little did he know, his fight for Ralph had just begun.
The Next Day!
Ray walked into Litwak's to begin his shift, but found that he wasn't there. "Mr. Litwak?! Where are you?" He barked as he scanned the aisles of games for his mentor. "He left for a bit. He said we had the day off." Yuni from DDR explained as she went on her merry way. "Sweet! More Ralphy time for me!" he exclaimed as he teleported to Fix-it Felix Jr.
"Ralph! Where are you?" Ray shouted as he entered the hut. "In the kitchen!" he barked back as Ray made his way to his boyfriend. "What's up, Ralph?" "Making a sandwich?" he replied as he lifted the food to his mouth. "Sweet a sandwich!" Ray squealed as he took a huge bite out of his love's meal.
"Ray! What the hell?" "I was hungry. Sorry." "If you were anybody else I would wreck you." "Why don't you?" Ray whispered as he wiggled his eyebrows suggestively. "Ray!" "Ralph!" Ray mimicked as he copied the giant's movements. "This isn't... you're not... UGH! You're just like Donkey!" "Wait... Donkey?!" His answer was a hand grabbing the back of his shirt and tossing him outside.
"I am a member of the L.O.S. and one of Ralph's 7 evil exes!" a big gorilla with a red tie that had a huge red 'DK' on the front barked as he pounded the ground. "Ralph?! You seriously dated this guy?!" Ray queried as he pointed at the behemoth. "Well... he was kind of my last boyfriend. It's a long story." "Well, we've got time." Ray replied as he sat on the grass.
"Well... I was an outcast. No one wanted to hang with me, that is except for him. He was so nice and I thought I'd give him a chance, but he was an overboard hipster and didn't really care about anything, so I dumped him." "Wow... and I thought I was a bad judge of character." Ray thought to himself. "Now... Let's begin!" D.K. yelled as he charged Ray again. "Codemaster! I'm gonna wreck it!" he donned his armor and got chucked into the air. "Thunderblade!" Ray drew his sword from the code and slashed Donkey Kong straight down the middle.
"It's gonna take more than a little paper cut to stop me!" D.K. bellowed as he pulled out a glowing ball with a weird symbol on it. "He's got a Smash Ball!" Ralph barked at Ray as D.K. crushed it. Suddenly, a pair of bongos appeared and an announcer from somewhere shouted 'GO!'. He began to play and sent shockwaves towards Ray. He tried to dodge, but just couldn't get the timing down. "SWORD THROW!" Ray shouted as he took a hit to the chest and boomeranged his sword into DK's bongos, canceling the smash.
"HA! FINISHER! THUNDERSLASH!" Ray ran up and slashed him in the chest, causing him to turn into coins. "Huh? This is new." Ray commented as he picked up a coin. "This is only the beginning." Ralph spoke as he walked over to Ray. "One down, six to go."
Next Chapter after Chapter 16 of Wreck-it Ray!
Preview: The next 2 exes rears their heads up in Sugar Rush while Ray and Ralph are goofing off with Vanellope. Ray gets a little annoyed that these guys keep showing up, but Ralph warned him that he needs to keep his guard up. Will Ray just let them have him, or will Ralph lend a hand to the cause?