Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight… someday I will

Mom: I'm sorry sweetie, but you won't.

Me: *pout*

Chapter 9: Jail House Rock

I awoke to soft kisses laid across my neck to my shoulder.

"Mmm." I hummed.

"Good morning, Love." Edward said.

I was laid on his chest my arms were wrapped around his neck from last night…

All the memories of last night came back to me, I smiled widely.

I opened my eyes and immediately saw his golden ones.

"Hi." I said with a dazed voice.

Edward chuckled. I bit my lip trying to hide a smile but failed miserably.

"I love your smile. It's very cute." Edward said

I blushed a light pink. "Thank you."

"So, are you hungry? We could go downstairs and get you something to eat. Or if you're not hungry right now we could, stay in bed…" he trailed off suggestively.

"Mr. Cullen, what on earth are you implying?" I mocked gasped.

He rolled over so I was tucked underneath him.

"This." He stated.

His kissed me, his tongue poking my bottom lip nibbling lightly. I granted him entrance.

Our tongues danced, in my mouth of course. His swiped over my tongue then my bottom row of teeth. I pulled back.

"What's wrong? Would you rather eat food?"

"No, I just never realized how… sensitive my teeth were."

"Oh? Good sensitivity or bad sensitivity?"

"Goo-"

Before I got the word out he plunged his tongue back into my mouth running it over both rows of my teeth.

I moaned into his mouth, and so did he.

He pulled away to let me breathe revisiting the hickey he gave me last night and said," I love my marks on you."

"Don't worry; Charlie's not going to kill you at all." I said sarcastically.

He just gave me a sexy smirk. Then his lips trailed towards my right nipple

After he proceeded to suck on it lightly I said, "I think I've created a monster. And I like it."

He hummed around my nipple which caused me to moan

He detached his lips going lower trailing his lips down my stomach to my hip, licking all the way.

"I'm going to mark you here." He sucked lightly on my left hip but no doubt leaving a red hickey in the way.

He went lower to my womanhood. He licked my outer lips all over but never touching my clit.

"Edward, please?" I begged.

"Is there a problem Miss Swan?"

"Yes, I'm dying."

"Well that's a sad situation. Is there anything I can do for you?"

"I need you inside me."

With that, at vampire speed he moved himself so he could quickly thrust inside of me.

He groaned loudly like me.

"God Bella, you feel so good."

"Harder Edward I need you."

He started to pound into me, to the point where we couldn't even call it love- making, this was fucking.

All of a sudden he sped his thrust to vampire speed. I mewled a couple of times.

The room was filled with the light sounds of skin slapping together, and my moans and Edward's groans. The bed frame was tapping against the wall. Edward put his hands on the headboard for leverage.

"Wrap your legs. Thrust. Around my legs.'' He grunted out.

I did so taking him so much deeper.

He pounded me into the mattress.

"Oh, God Edward so close."

I heard the faint sound of wood snapping, opening my eyes to see Edwards hold on the headboard was too tight.

He grabbed another spot. Pounding me. Breaking wood. Another spot. Pounding me. Breaking wood.

There was almost no more wood left. But he kept on pounding me.

Snap!

All four of the legs for the bed broke lowering us, but Edward's thrust never faltered.

He didn't seem to care he just kept going

"Cum for me Bella." And with that I exploded around him.

"EDWARD!''I screamed.

Five more slow thrust later he filled me with his cum. It was cold...

We were breathing heavily.

"That was… amazing." I said

"I wasn't too hard, I didn't hurt you?" He asked.

"No, but the bed however…"

"Ah yes. Esme's going to kill us."

"Correction. Going to kill you, because I'm going downstairs grabbing breakfast, and you can carry what's left of the headboard downstairs."

He sighed but agreed, "Okay."

I hopped of the mattress and grabbed one of Edward's white button up shirts and a pair of black boxers and went downstairs.

When I walked into the living room everyone was there, all sporting shit eating grins.

"I'm surprised you can walk!" Emmett was the first to say something. I chose to just go with it.

"I know right!" I replied in the same booming tone, winked and waited for Edward to come downstairs.

I wanted to stay here before I got grub, mostly because I wanted to see the look on Emmett's face when he saw Edward carrying the headboard.

And speak of the devil the devil shall appear.

There he was in a black wife beater and white cargo shorts. I wanted to take him back up stairs.

He had the headboard dragging it on its side he was going through the living room to get to the backdoor.

Emmett's eyes were huge I laughed.

"Damn! That what happened on the second time I-"

"Emmett! Leave them alone!" Rosalie said.

Emmett gaped at her like a fish.

"Rosie I-"

"It's not like they'll ever beat our records of broken beds… I bet they won't even be able to break a house!" She added

"Hm. Wanna bet Rosalie? How many beds have you broken so far this year?"

"97." She said with beaming white smile.

Edward stepped in. "We could beat that in 6 months." He scoffed.

"Prove it pretty boy!" Emmett shouted, the walls of the house vibrating.

"Hey! Edward is more than pretty! He's sexy! Beyond that…" I said

Everyone gaped at my openness, while Edward just stood there with his shit eating grin.

I walked into the kitchen grabbing an apple; I sat down on the edge of the island and chomped away.

Edward walked in and frowned when he saw me.

"What?" I said with apple on my face, how attractive.

"That's not a good breakfast for a human."

I cleared my throat. "I'm half human actually."

His frown deepened, and he leaned against the wall staring at the floor.

I walked over to him and wrapped my arms around his neck, "What's wrong Edward?"

"Nothing" He mumbled.

"Please tell me." I asked pouting slightly.

He sighed, "I just thought you would tell me something like that Bella. I trusted you with my secret. How come you never told us yours?"

"Edward, being around me is dangerous. I always promised your mother I'd keep you safe al-"

"Another thing! Why would you keep a secret like that from me! I've always wanted to hear or remember stories from my human life, and end up so frustrated not being able to." He said angrily.

Now I was equally as angry. I let go of my hold from his neck and took a step back.

"If you let me finish I could actually tell you Assward!" he was a little taken back by my language but he let it pass still angry.

"The floor is yours Isabella." He stressed out my full name because he knows how much I hated it, I wanted to yell at him for it but he needed to hear this.

"Don't you get it, at all? I'm a runaway. I'm a reject. I'm a freak. I'm a murder. The damn list goes on and on! I'm powerful, powerful enough to take on your whole family and win. The Voultri will stop at nothing if they find out I exist, they'll either kill me or force me to be a part of their guard. I can't have them coming here, because god, forbid you try and protect me even if death was calling your name! And my father trying to find me, and I have no clue what his intentions are." I sat down at the table staring at my hands in my lap taking deep breathes.

"Do you see my side even a little bit?'' I asked.

Edward moved from the wall to the table and sat down on the chair next to me pulling me into his lap.

He stroked my hair as he spoke. "Yes, I'm sorry; I didn't mean to lose my temper with you."

"I'm sorry for calling you Assward. Even though you fully deserved it." I said

He laughed, "Yes I did. But can I ask you something?"

"Sure."

"If the Voultri are a threat to you, why did you go to Italy to save me?"

"Because I love you. And I kind of mind walking the earth for eternity without my soul mate."

He stood, now standing in front of me. He put both of his hands on my shoulders. His eyes all of a sudden smoldering.

"I love you too. Forget about what I said. I understand now, forgive me?" He asked.

"There's nothing to forgive." I stated.

He pulled me into a soft kiss. The kiss made me forget the time, the place, and the reason. It made me feel whole, and needed.

After a couple minutes he pulled away. "Let's not start something I can't finish in the kitchen." He said.

"Then take me upstairs." I said breathlessly

"Seems you forgot. We have no bed."

"Thanks to you." I said

"Well, you weren't telling me to stop when you were screaming my name!" he shot back at me

"Ass…" I muttered

"Is hot." He finished

I had to smile at that, he's such a dork.

"I like how you're a little looser now. You seem at ease." I said.

"I feel… happier. I guess sex does change a man." He said

I laughed. "Yes, sex and men go together like peanut butter and jelly."

He laughed and he wrapped his arms around my waist.

"However they don't go as well together as you and me." He said.

"That was cheesy, even for you Edward Cullen."

He chuckled.

"I love you Bella."

"I love you too, my dorky Edward."

He snorted.

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"I'm bored." Emmett whined.

We were all sitting in the living room Esme at a book club meeting and Carlisle at the hospital.

"We know Emmett." We all groaned.

We just continued to sulk. Alice sitting in Jasper's lap. Emmett sitting on the couch with Rose on the floor in between his legs. And Edward and I on the couch, me sitting criss-cross with Edward's head in my lap.

"Let's play a game." Rose said.

Emmett immediately perked up. "Truth or Dare!" he shouted.

We all nodded and proceeded to sit in a circle on the floor.

"Alright I volunteer to go 1st. Bella truth or dare?" Emmett said.

"Truth." I rolled my eyes, I was going to pick dare but Emmett was unpredictable.

"Boo, your no fun. How long is Edwardo's cock?" He said

"Emmett, why on earth would you need to know that?" 'Edwardo' hissed.

"Just to bug the crap out of you. Bella?" He smirked

"11 inches." I mumbled

"What say that again oh, sweet Isabella?"

"11 inches." I said.

"Speak up honey what di-"

"11 FUCKING INCHES!" I yelled.

Everyone was shocked by my answer, except for Edward who was as smug as a pig in a big ass blanket.

"Damnit". Both Emmett and Jasper say.

"What? Bigger than your guy's?" I taunted.

"10 inches" Jasper said.

"9 inches" Emmett mumbled.

Now I was a smug bastard.

"Alice truth or dare?" I said

"Dare."

"I dare you to not go any type of shopping for a month." I said smiling.

If looks could kill was running through my mind.

"Don't worry Bella; it'll be my turn again soon." That was all she said before she continues the game with sneaky glares pointed in my direction. I think I almost wet myself.

"Hm. Edward truth or dare?" Alice said.

"Dare, dear ol' sister of mine." He said.

"I dare you, since its 7:30 and Charlie should be home to go into Bella's bedroom and have really loud sex until Charlie comes in."

I was horrified, surly Edward would get arrested or worse. Emmett was having a field day.

"No I'm not doing that, Charlie will never let me near Bella again." Edward hissed.

"Fine. Then you'll have to work at a gay bar for 3 months, coming to work with nothing but pink boxers on."

I laughed at that. Edward glared at Alice then at me.

He growled, and grabbed my hand we preceded to his Volvo.

Everyone piled into Emmett's colossal jeep and we headed to my house, me silently hyperventilating all the way.

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We climbed out of the Volvo, and Edward flew through my window.

I heard Charlie shuffling in the kitchen, and the game was on, something that involved the Cardinals. Sigh.

I lay on my bed and released a puff of air taking of my clothes in the process, already Edward was naked.

"Let's just get this over with." I whispered.

Edward just nodded.

I spread my legs and Edward nestled in between my legs, he was already latched onto my right nipple.

"Oh, God." I moaned.

Edward grunted. He started to suck and nip at my neck.

He thrust into me with one smooth motion.

"So fucking tight." He hissed loudly, as if nobody were home.

I heard the TV pause for a long time then he pressed play again.

I moaned loudly, and he started to thrust into me with wild strokes.

My headboard was tapping on the wall.

Tap. Tap. Tap.

I moaned and groaned loudly release coming close.

The game paused again, and I heard heavy footsteps coming up stairs. Oh God. He thrust faster and we released together.

"Edward!"

"Bella!"

We shouted together. The bedroom door flew open and Charlie looked like he was about to pop a vessel.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? GET YOUR DICK OUT OF MY DAUGHTER THIS INSTANT!"

Edward stood with a face of mock horror and put on his white shorts and his black wife beater.

"I'm so sorry sir; it wasn't what it looked like." Edward said.

That was a million dollar answer.

"WASN'T WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE? YOU'RE SICK! I COULD HEAR THE BED THUMPING AGAINST THE WALL. ISABELLA, BOTH OF YOU GET DRESSED I WANT YOU GUYS DOWNSTAIRS IN 3 MINEUTS!" And with that he left red faced and all.

"We are in deep shit." I said

"Yup." He said.

I changed into a white tank top, and a pair of black shorts. I intertwined my fingers with his and we bounced down the stairs to our doom.

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We sat down at the love seat, Charlie in his recliner. Our hands still intertwined.

"Hi." I started out to ease the tension a little.

"Hi, that's all you have to say." Charlie said

"What the hell Bells. I thought Edward was at the hospital with Carlisle and you were with Alice! Well, that's what Jasper told me."

"I came back early sir." Edward said.

"And you! How dare you come in here and defile my daughter like that. If I wasn't chief of police and this would be setting a bad example your balls would be on the ground right now." Charlie yelled, and Edward winced.

I stifled a giggle at his threat, cutting off his balls, really?

I took a deep breath. "Dad, Edward asked me to marry him, and I said yes, and before you ask he knows what I am, and knows you're not my real father, but you are in a sense." I amended.

"Is this true. You know about Bella's… being."

"Yes, sir." Edward nodded.

"Dad, Edward and the Cullen's… are vampires too." I said.

"What…. I, how... Red, gold… eyes." He stuttered.

"Charlie our diet is different. We feed off of animal blood, not human."Edward said.

"Just like Bella?" Charlie asked.

"Just like Bella." Edward said.

We took a long awkward silence.

"Gay baby." I muttered under my breath, Edward hid a smile.

"How old are you?" Charlie asked abruptly.

"What?'' I said.

"Edward, how old are you?"

"110, sir."

"Wow. I guess I can't arrest you, but we are setting some ground rules. No under any circumstances are you a loud to have sex in my house ever again, do I make myself clear?" Charlie said.

"Yes sir." We said in unison.

"Well, I can't stop you guys from being intimate, but you can go back to their house Bells."

"Bye Dad Love you." I kissed his cheek and bolted through the front door with Edward behind.

We got outside and everyone was laughing, making comments on how loud we were. I was debating on whether or not to set Emmett on fire or not but Esme wouldn't like that very much so I restrained myself.

We got into our vehicles, singing Elvis's jail house rock all the way.

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