Kyla (me!): Hello everyone and welcome to the wonderful show of Abarat Dares from the inspiration of Kenza and Lexxa despite the fact that both of their shows are based on Fullmetal Alchemist!

Candy: Guys, which Hour are we on?

Malingo: Haven't got a clue.

Mischief: Who is that short brown haired girl over there?

Kyla: I'M NOT SHORT! And I am your host.

Mischief: Uhh, 'kay?

Christopher Carrion: Why are we here?

Kyla: Because I RULE THIS SHOW!

Christopher Carrion: You cannot tell me what to do, child!

Kyla: I WILL BREAK YOUR FACE USING SOUND ALCHEMY!

Christopher Carrion: *backs away*

Kyla: Good boy.

Candy: How did you get him to listen?!

Kyla: Being firm. Any ways, I bet your all wondering why you're all here, right?

Everyone: Yeah.

Kyla: This is a dare show. I have rules that are about to be explained.

1: keep the content so that we do not scar children.

2: I will be checking the kinds of reviews that are sent to me, and I will be checking if the dares are appropriate.

Candy: Wait, this is a dare show?!

Kyla: Yes! I've said this multiple times now!

Christopher Carrion: Oh, Hell no!

Kyla: *death glares* You shouldn't be messing with a dragon-tarrie-human mix.

Christopher Carrion: *backs away again*

Finnigan: DRAGON?! DIE!

Kyla: Relax, Finnigan, I'm a Hereafter Dragon. Hereafter Dragons are good. Besides, I'm not fully dragon.

Candy: So wait, we're going to be doing people's random dares?

Kyla: *sigh* YES!

Leeman Vol: What if we do not comply?

Kyla: *refrains from looking at Leeman Vol on purpose* You don't want to know what kinds of Hell I shall unleash. I'm telling you right now. I. Am. Worse. Than. Christopher. Carrion's. Grandmother.

Everyone: *shakes in fear*

Kyla: But I love you guys! Except Leeman Vol and Wolfswinkel. SEND ME DA REVIEWS!