: You know, I want to update the MLP Truth or Dare but there aren't reviews yet. What should I do Robot Jesus?

(NOTE: Robot Jesus is an evil robot version of real Jesus and is not associated with the real Jesus at all. I do not mean to offend, it was a joke I made with some friends)

Robot Jesus: Maybe you should start another ToD series, it will keep you occupied and it may not be as fucked up.

: Good Idea, but what universe?

: Earthbound/Mother

: why that?

R. Jesus: Well, I found an Ultimate Chimera outside and I caught it. So, why not.

Mr. InsaneGuy: Okay, you stay here and watch the ponies and make sure they not kill each other or themselves.

R. Jesus: Yes, sir.

IN ONETT...

(Ness is flipping through channels)

News reporter: Breaking News: Word has just came in about the disappearance of Paula Polestar of Twoson, the 13-year-old that helped save the world about a year ago. She was last seen yesterday, when she went off to go school and never came back. This has been national news report.

Ness: Paula's missing! * grabs his backpack and runs out the door *

IN TWOSON...

Paula's mom: Ness! I assume you got word of what happened.

Ness: Yes and I will do anything to find her.

Paula's Dad: The kidnapper left a note. Why would he come here to leave it here.

Ness: What does it say?

Paula's Dad: It says to go to the old warehouse at the south edge of town. Why would he tell us where she was?

Ness: I'm going anyway

Police Officer: It is obviously a trap!

Ness: I have the strength of a super human with PSI Powers, I can handle myself.

Paula's mom: Just be careful

AT THE WAREHOUSE...

Ness: Where are you!? Show yourself! * spots Paula tied up *

Paula: Ness, don't come any closer, he get you! * He walks closer and is suddenly hit with a crowbar. Ness blacks out *

: You know Paula, your boyfriend here is not as tough as he lets on, with the whole saving the world thing.

Paula: You Monster! If you had not sucked the PSI out of me, I would have killed you.

: I don't care

IN AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION...

Ness: * wakes up *

Duster: Hey kid, it's about time you got up, must have been hit pretty hard, huh. * to the other main characters of all Mother games * Hey guys, he's awake!

Paula: Ness! * hugs him *

Lucas: Hey dude, haven't seen you since brawl, how it goin' , well before this.

Ness: We have no time, we need to find a way out!

Ninten: It's useless, we stuck here, our PSI energy has been drained.

Ness: So what do we do? Just sit here? * walks in with an orange haired boy *

Mr. InsaneGuy: He is still a cyborg, but he is alive, so there you go

Lucas: Claus

Claus: Lucas, I didn't think I'd see you... so late

Lucas: what?

Claus: Well after you pulled that final needle, you were very depressed and me and mom thought you were going to kill yourself.

Lucas: What the fuck, dude!

Kumatora: He's right, you were in your house for about a week.

Lucas: What's next? You and mom had a bet on how long it was going to take before I killed myself.

Claus: and how you would.

Lucas: That is so fucking morbid.

Claus: Hey, I thought it would take 2 weeks and you were going to hang yourself, Mom thought you would jump off a building in a week.

Lucas: *looks up * What the fuck, Mom!

IN HEAVEN...

Hinawa: I told Claus, not to tell Lucas of our bet. Kids just don't listen!

BACK TO EARTH...

Claus: Were glad you didn't!

Lucas: The thought of suicide did go through my head a few times and if I did, I probably would have drank poison.

Mr. InsaneGuy: This is fucked up as hell, but not as bad as those ponies. Anyway, welcome to the Truth or Dare show, where souls are corrupted and minds go mad. I am , but you can all call me Bob.

Jeff: Okay, let me get this straight here, you kidnapped all of us, and revived a person. Just for a game of truth or dare. What's next, a bunch of random people sending in what we should do.

Bob: … Yeah

Ness: Jeff, we hate you.

Bob: Anyway, here are the rules readers

Send in a minimum of 3 ToD's and a Maximum of 10

You can submit a ToD to any character that is a part of the Earthbound/Mother series and I will gladly abduct them.

Try to keep it T rated, but I will move the rating to M, if needed.

Leave your submissions as a review to this story or PM me.

Bob: Your stay will not be enjoyable, so I will just release the Ultimate Chimera and see what happens.

Everyone: Fuck.

UC: * ROAR *

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