Bob: HELLO MUTHA' FUCKA'S and welcome back to Mother Truth or Dare! How was the Ultimate Chimera?

Everyone: He turned it off

Bob: HOW?!

Ness: We used Jeff as bait and then Ninten pushed the button.

Bob: Well let's bring him back * Jeff is alive again *

Jeff: I hate you all.

Bob: The first ToD's come from The Zelda Chuck Norris (can't get anymore bad-ass than that) and he asks Paula: What were you going to tell Ness at the end of Earthbound before before you chickened out?

Paula: I was going to tell him that I had a wonderful time with him and that I loved him, but yes, I chickened out.

Ness: She told me about a month later and then we started going out.

Paula: I love you, Ness * kisses Ness *

Ness: I love you too.

Bob: Next Question, still on the topic of love, Kumatora, do you love Lucas?

Kumatora: … no * Electic Shocks *

Bob: Lying will result in a painful electric shock that can bypass Franklin Badges.

Kumatora: Okay! Okay! I love Lucas! I just hate being all mushy and lovey-dovey, you understand Lucas?

Lucas: Kumatora, we know that is not in your nature. It's alright.

Bob: The next ToD involves Wess so I kidnapped him.

Wess: what am I doing here?!

Bob: Wess, why are you so lenient with Duster

Duster: LENIENT!?

Wess: I am lenient! You are 25 and you still live in my house.

Duster: You say I have to stay for Training.

Wess: and ever since you HELPED save the world, you have been slacking off in your training, you moron!

Duster: Fuck you.

Wess: * beats the shit out of Duster *

Bob: Well that got two ToD's out of the way, awesome. The next one is for Ana and the question is: Why are you the only main female character that got to be together with the main male character? (within the game of course)

Ana: I don't why. I just felt that I loved Ninten and had to tell him.

Paula: When do you tell him?

Ana: During the Adventure.

Paula: How do you do that?

Ana: I figured Ninten liked me too, he keep jumping in the way of attacks that were aimed at me.

Ninten: I just wanted you to be safe from harm, I could not stand to lose you.

Ana: ah, Ninten

Bob: and this is a question... for me asking why I did not bring Crying boy and cyborg's mother back.

Lucas and Claus: -_-

Bob: Well... I just don't care. Next ToD... says for me to be bitch slapped by Ana, Paula, and Kumatora and the only way I can get out of it is to bring Hinawa back to life. If you'll excuse me...

5 MINUTES LATER...

Bob: here she is, I am done with that.

Lucas: Mom! * hugs Hinawa *

Hinawa: Lucas, it is so great to see you. You have grown a lot.

Bob: Ninten, must do the famous scene from star wars where Darth Vader reveals that he is Luke's father. Is this supposed to mean anything?

Ninten: That I created this dumb kid

Ness: Stop looking at my report cards... I mean, I'm not stupid

Paula: You kinda proved yourself wrong there.

Bob: I got a way to prove this, * calls up Ness's mom * Hello

Ness's mom: Hello, may I ask who this is?

Bob: This is the kidnapper that has your son and all of his friends, I demand you to tell me you and your husband's name or else I'll... shoot your son... in the dick!

Ness's mom: Okay, I am Ana and my husband is Ninten. Just don't shoot him! I want grandchildren!

Bob: thank you for your time * hangs up * I guess Ninten is the father of Ness.

Ninten: I am your father

Ness: Wait, doesn't Luke get his hand cut... * Teddy cuts his hand off * * Ness screams in pain *

Teddy: done

Bob: Jeff you must fight the Ultimate Chimera.

Jeff: not again. * dies *

Bob: Ness, you must go streaking around, take this censor bar and put it around your waist.

Ness: * goes streaking *

Bob: the next dares are from animefan4eva5 and this person says... well first off, Hinawa, you are aware messed up things can happen when people from the internet give ToD's to me right?

Hinawa: Yes, I saw your my little pony: friendship is magic Truth or Dare.

Paula: You are doing this to everyone in my little pony?!

Ana: What the hell?!

All the guys: yeah!?... I mean... we got nothin'

Kumatora: My little pony sucks * electric shock *

Bob: Kumatora, lying is betraying trust, you would not last 2 seconds in Trouble in Terrorist Town. Anyway, the dare is for Lucas and Claus to make out.

Hinawa: What?!

Lucas and Claus: NO!

Bob: I have to describe the whole thing so fuck you all. Good thing I have a robot writing for me. *starts reading * Lucas came up to Claus and put his lips up against his and started a long kiss that seemed an eternity. Then Claus starts to work his tongue into Lucas's mouth and...

Lucas and Claus: NO!

Bob: Okay skip it, then Claus went down and started to unzip...

Lucas and Claus: NO! What the fuck is going on!?

Bob: This is strange... Oh I got the sex writing robot to type this up for me. Not the fluff robot... my bad.

Lucas: Asshole!

Bob: Oh now every sentence you say must have a swear, now Lucas

Lucas: That sounds fucking easy.

Bob: Ninten must breathe in car fumes for half an hour

Ninten: but I'll have an asthma attack and I don't have an inhaler.

Bob: Ninten, you won't die. I promise. * Ninten walks in garage with a Psycho Car *

Bob: These next ToD's are from Drugstorebestfriend and the first one is for Claus to kiss Ninten. Go in there Claus, Ninten might need a break already. The next on is for the Ultimate Chimera an he must target... Kumatora.

UC: * ROAR * * kills Kumatora *

Bob: Lucas come outside by this cliff for me

OUTSIDE...

Bob: Is the view of the ocean nice?

Lucas: yeah.

Bob: well that's your grave * pushes him down the cliff *

Hinawa: What was that for?!

Bob: It was a ToD, I had to, Jeff is dead so the next dare is for duster to do a triple back flip.

Duster: I would but Dad broke both of my legs.

Bob: * throws Duster off the cliff * anyone else a cripple? … That's what I thought. Now Wess do the dance. *Everyone does the Wess dance *

IN THE HOUSE...

Ninten: * opens door from garage * * on the ground, having a asthma attack * can't... bre...breathe. Must... grab inhaler. *reaches for inhaler but passes out *

Ana: NINTEN! * uses inhaler on Ninten * Breathe, Ninten. Breathe! *checks for breathing * Oh thank God... your breathing.

Ninten: *wakes up * thanks Ana. I'm gonna take a nap now.

That was a fun first chapter. We got about 20 ToD's in the first 24 hours. AWESOME

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