A/N: Hi everyone! I don't like these but I had this idea and decided to roll with it. Some of the situations in this fandom are really...unrealistic (although really entertaining) and I was thinking about Kim's reactions to these different kinds of Fanfics. This is weird. REALLY weird. Also, I mean no insult to people who write this, it is my vision of KIM'S OPINION ONLY.

Hey everyone! It's Kim! You're probably wondering why I'm here. On my own creepy little fanpage or stalker site or whatever.

Okay guys. I'm seriously disappointed. You have got to be kidding me. I found these Fanfictions on the Internet and they're supposedly about a show about Jack, Jerry, Milton and me.

Creepy much?

So I was surfing these, and honestly, some of this stuff is gross. YOU TWISTED MINDS! DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT YOU HAVE ME AND JACK DO IN SOME OF THESE?

Be right back, I'm just seething in a corner. Nothing interesting.

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Okay.

I'm back.

I've noticed there are a bunch of different kind of fics people write for us, so I'll go over them real quick.

1) The gang goes to the beach
2) The gang has a sleepover
3) Jack's parents leave
4) Random love declarations
5) We share a hotel room or something
6) One of us gets hurt
7) Everyone goes on vacation

Ugh.

How do you guys even write such cliche stuff? Honestly.

Ew.

Reviews welcome!