Yep. You voted and LarryBoy & The Weather-Man Won the Poll! (Though Minnesota Cuke will still come out eventually) This first Prologue is REALLY short, but I just wanted the escape. After this they will be back to about 1,000 words a Chapter like usual. Anyways, Enjoy!

Alvin paced his cell. Lampy was very close to him as his companion. Alvin, along with the rest of the R.O.T.T.E.N. (Really Ordinary and Terrible Tacky Evil-doers who are very Naughty) have just been put away by LarryBoy. Alvin turned to his Lampy.

"What do I need?" he asked. "I've tried everything to destroy Bumblyburg...eyebrows, egg-rays, mind controlling ear-wacks...heck, even giant trash monsters! Yet every time I try to win, LarryBoy gets into the way..."

Lampy didn't respond to Alvin's speech. Instead, the little lamp just smiled. He does that a lot. Alvin chuckled. "But LarryBoy does know that when I, AWFUL ALVIN am able to claim Bumblyburg...the town will beg for mercy from me. And I think I have just the answer!" Alvin peered out of his window. He put his root to his mouth and whistled for something. Suddenly, a bat-like creature flew through the bars of his cell.

"LarryBoy surely did forget about you," Alvin cackled. "Yes...that knitting mechanism didn't get all of you destroyed. Now please, go get those keys from the guard's pocket for me..." The eyebrow looked towards the keys and flew through the bars and snatched the keys from the police guard's shirt-pocket. The eyebrow gave the keys to Alvin, who unlocked the cell and pushed it open, which caused the police guard to wake up.

"Hey!" he said. "You're not leaving so soon!" Alvin laughed as the eyebrow then smothered the guard to let Alvin run from the jail cell. He then took a few other pairs of keys from the table.

"Maybe I will want to have some fun with Alchemist or Jack when I get this party going, come on Lampy!" He reached in and took Lampy from the cell and started to run. He got further and further until he finally got out of the prison.

"Now Lampy," said Alvin. "We are going to have some fun in Bumblyburg tonight. Yes, you got it right my friend. LarryBoy, His friends, and the entire city of Bumblyburg will fall under my control! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Alvin then paused.

"This must be the time to do the villainous dance of villainy! Dance with me Lampy!" He took Lampy to his side and started to dance like a mad fool. Are the police sure that he is not in need of an Asylum?

Seriously, In Angry Eyebrows LarryBoy doesn't destroy the giant one or the one that comes off of Ma Mushroom at the end. A.k.a. , Alvin can escape Prison with the help of his bushy minion!

Anyways, there is more to come, so stay tuned!

-LBR900