Second of the sixteen stories for the challenge.

The stake hit her wall, barely missing her body. She hissed in anger and air tackled the intruder. He screamed in terror, no longer brave.

She pinned him down with a hand over his neck. He began to choke, and reached around frantically in his pockets. Then he smiled in victory as he pulled out his spare stake and prepared to stab it straight into her heart, which admittedly she'd left open.

Her eyes widened, and reflexes transformed her into a bat, barely avoiding the strike, which now hit only the air.

This time, she went at him without mercy. Her claws ripped his neck, blood poured, he had a quick death. More than he deserves , she thought bitterly.

She licked, yes, licked up the blood, and used her telekinetic powers to float him out side.

Marceline phoned Finn. It took a few minutes to pick up, but there he was. "Hey, Marcy!"

"Hey, Finn. Er, well. It happened again." You could practically hear his eyebrows crunching in anger. "Alright, that's it. Three times this week is enough

for me! Me and Jake are going to go hunt down that 'war lord' NOW!" Before she could protest, the line cut off and Finn had probably already set off.

A rich warlord had put out a large bounty for anyone who could slay the Vampire Queen. Therefore, attacks had shown up weekly and the warlord was in hiding, apparently waiting for the inevitable moment in which she was finally killed. Her face fell. She hadn't had to deal with so many conflicts in a long time. Brought back bad memories of being hunted by mutants when she traveled with Simon. At least Finn would deal with it...Nah, that wasn't her style. She couldn't let other people defend her, she was the queen of freaking vampires and was a half demon, she could deal with a few greedy mercenaries.

The warlord was an anti vampire activist who had been hunting down small covens, but now after a few successes, had decided killing the Queen would handle it. Personally, killing off all the vampires would also be killing off the last of the 'humans', not counting Finn.

AN Not my best work, but I sort of like it. Whats going to happen? Will she finally die? Will Finns war on the warlord end in victory?

But most importantly...WHERES MY ORANGE JUICE?

Inspired by 'The A Team' by Ed Sheeran in some way.