Disclaimer: Diadem does not happen to belong to my shoe, my b/f, my
eyebrows, or me. I am sure you are glad of that, considering my weird
strange sense of humor.
Bachelorette Number 2: Helaine
Age: Never ask a lady her age, you uncouth authoress! (Authoress
interjection: UNCOUTH!! I'll show you uncouth, you stuck-up, arrogant,
cocky little... ~words trail off as authoress and Helaine fight.
Eventually authoress wins by using authoress powers, and both are forced to
resume the pointless interview~)
Physical Appearance: (Authoress pointedly refrains comment, while Helaine
notices and glares daggers. Good feelings not engendered)
Height: 5'5'' (Authoress interjection: shortie! Shortie! Shortie! No
offense to any actual short people, I am just tormenting Helaine for my own
enjoyment. ~hears Helaine's muttered, "sadist," and plans revenge for a
more convenient time.~)
And, in her words: Perfectly fit, and well suited for taking on a certain
*cough Liviania *cough authoress.
Description of self:
I've already got a boyfriend, but considering he is cheating on me, I'm
willing to go on a date with anyone except people who like beans in there
chili. (Authoress interjection: Gee, something we agree on. What're you
bean people, psycho?)
Pixel-Now is the time to act on my secret crush! Oh no, did I say that out
loud? Liviania, Liviania, you aren't recording this are you? Liviania?
Score-I am not cheating on you. I'm just having casual affairs behind your
back, honey cake.
Sarman-I like a woman with a sword.
That dude from the first book who works for her dad and kept her secret,
but my Diadems are packed so I don't know his name and don't have time to
look because I really need to update-You know, Helaine, I've always wanted
time alone with you.
Marten-Your father put me up to this, as your fiancée couldn't be located.
Pixel-Secret? *snort Raging rhinos are less noticeable.
Score-*cough CHEATING SCUMBAG *cough See you at our house later anyways.
Sarman-Doubt it big time.
Like I'm going to type that out again-You could me my dad! Pedophile!
Marten-He is no longer my fiancée. Score is, not that he knows it.
Author's note: Okay, so I didn't finish the date. I'm choosing the old
standby of writer's block. Just review! P.S. I had real fun writing this
chapter, hope you all enjoy it!
~evil cackle~ Watch out Helaine sweetie!