How a meteorite can really ruin your day.

SAM: (Stepping thru the Stargate) Hey look Daniel! Isn’t that an ancient civilisation?

DANIEL: Wow! This is the discovery of a lifetime! A civilisation untouched by modern man! It’s what I’ve always dreamed of!

JACK: Yeah but how will you get all the artefacts thru the gate? They’re all really big. (Looks at the sky) Hey look a meteorite!

TEAL’C: It appears to be descending.

METEORITE: Nerroooom…, smash, BOOM, big explosion, etc.

DANIEL: Nooooooooo!!!

JACK: Hey look Daniel! The meteorite has turned all the big artefacts into lots and lots of little ones. Now they can all fit thru the Stargate. Isn’t that just wonderful.

DANIEL: Jack, those are rocks…