NOTE: I DON’T OWN Deltora Quest or ANY of the characters.  And I don’t really believe what I’m writing. First humor Fic so be nice.

Lief walked around not really thinking of anything because he found thinking a little to hard. All he needed to think about anyway was what to do with his money. He was the King after all.

Lief fell down some stairs and onto Jasmine.

“Get off…then again,” Jasmine said looking at Lief.

“So Jasmine, what are you doing tonight?”

“Nothing with you, Just with Barda,” Jasmine snapped.

“Wow, that snap must have really hurt your neck,” Lief gasped.

“Well, that was one long gasp. You must have the lung capacity of a whale.” Said Jasmine looking at Lief in Awe.

“Wow that’s some Awe, you must…enough of that,” said Lief, who also had the brain capacity of a whale.

“Lief,” Jasmine screamed suddenly, “You’ve lost the belt. The Shadow Lord has it!”

“What, how did you know,” Asked Lief.

“Just guessing, said Jasmine,” said Jasmine. “Noooooo I’ve started to do my own narration, said Jasmine…No! I wont fall into that trap again!!”

All this time, while Jasmine kept falling into the trap of shotty narration, Lief was sitting staring at a TV’s, which had been invented yesterday. Baywatch was on.

“Heh…Heh…Heh,” was all Lief could manage. Barda chose that moment to arrive.

“Hey, Baywatch.” He said joining Lief, then seeing Jasmine arguing with her self asked, “What’s with her?”

“Huh,” said Lief, who didn’t see the world out side of Baywatch. He didn’t see the plot in Baywatch ether, just the leading actress, the way most men only notice those things.

“Well, I’m glad to see that we got that sorted out, said Jasmine…Damn,” She looked around a little confused. “Lief, this has to be the fault of the Shadow lord, Said Jasmine,” said Jasmine scowling.

“Why is it the always the Shadow lord, Just because his different!?” Lief screamed then took of his shirt.

“Lief is loosing his mind, said Jasmine,”

“No he isn’t. His always been like this,” but we still need to get the Belt back,” Said Barda, trying(and failing) to sound smart.

“Free rights!” Lief screamed to the Wall, “you need to be liberated friend! No longer will you carry the burden of a roof, without pay,” Lief then tried to smack the wall down. “You will have free rights!! GIRL POWER!”

“Girl power? Said Jasmine…Bugger,”

Lief then managed to realize that the Belt was missing.

“NO,” he said looking around in disbelief. “Who, I had it a moment ago. Then I gave it to that shadowy fella, so it could be cleaned. I have to find that Belt cleaner,”

Will Lief find the Belt cleaner, Will Jasmine Stop doing her own narration, Will Barda realize that he is a man, And does this Dress make me look Fat?

Find out next time on this.