Name of Story: LBD High School: Filthy Animals

Name of Author: Maria aka Lady Fiend

Story Rating:R for adult language, mild sexual content, and violence

Date Completed:

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Main/ Important Characters:

- Filthy Animals (Rey Mysterio Jr., Tygress, Billy Kidman, Konnan, Torrie Wilson, and Eddie Guerrero)

- nWo (Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Xpac, Big Show, and Shawn Michaels)

- Lost Boys (Azrael and Gabriel)

- Trailer Trash Duo (Nidia and Jamie Noble)

- Team Canada (Lance Storm, Test, Christian, and Chris Benoit)

- Trish Stratus

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**Disclaimer**: All WWE Superstars mentioned belong to the WWFE. All ex WCW Superstars mentioned belong to World Championship Wrestling. Loca B. Demented (LBD) High School is a fictional school created by the author. All LBD stories belong to Maria aka Lady Fiend. The author does not know either WWE or the old WCW superstars and has never spoken to them. Anything they say and do in this story is purely fictional. This is a fictional story and any other characters beside those of belonging to the WWE and/or WCW belong to the author. Any similarities to the author created characters and people alive or dead is simply a coincidence. If you want to put this story on your site you may do so as long as you put a link to the author's website and make sure to give the author credit. If you'd like to request a story by the author please email them.

LBD High School: Filthy Animalz

Chapter 1: Loca B. Demented High School (7:50 am)

Filthy Animalz: Student Parking

"Thanks a lot Billy. You've now managed to make us late for the third time this week! Esse, you are the only one who gets us to school late." said Eddie.

"We're only 5 minutes late. Don't blame, Billy, because both you and Rey ended up getting grounded for a month without your cars." said Billy's girlfriend Torrie.

"How did I get into this?" asked Rey who until just now had been making out with his girlfriend Tygress.

"Well, if it wasn't for you getting suspended for beating up Kevin Nash then you wouldn't of been grounded and could of driven us to school. And don't start laughing, Eddie, because if it wasn't for you getting drunk and then your parents finding out then you would be the one driving us to school, and I wouldn't have to go and pick everyone up. It takes too damn long to go from my house to Konnan's house. That's why we're always late when I drive us to school." said Billy looking at the four people jammed up in the back seat of his car.

Billy's car was a white 1999 Elantra. It could fit 5 people, but for the past three days it had been crammed with 6. Billy was driving and Torrie was in the passenger seat. Konnan was sitting in between Rey and Eddie while Tygress was sitting on Rey's lap.

"My bad, man. I'll move closer to ya house so dat you won't have to drive so damn far." replied Konnan

The car erupted into laughter. It wasn't what Konnan had said that was funny, but the fact that everyone in the car had thought he had been asleep. Billy parked his car in Loca B. Demented High School's student parking area. After the 12th graders known as the Filthy Animalz (Konnan, Rey Mysterio Jr., Tygress, Torrie Wilson, Billy Kidman, and Eddie Guerrero) shuffled out of the car they were stopped by the principal of L.B.D. High School, Ms. Hancock.

"I figured the six of you would be late to school again. Why don't you just take the buses to school?" asked Ms. Hancock.

"Because then we wouldn't see your pretty face, Ms. H." said Rey trying to talk his way out of the situation.

"Quit while you're still ahead, Mr. Mysterio." said Ms. Hancock dryly.

"Yes, sir! Just kidding, MS. H. Anyways, we can't take the buses to or from school because we've all been expelled from our buses. Tygress, Konnan, and myself were expelled from our bus for, and I quote, 'having multiple fights with school staff'." replied Rey with a smirk.

"School staff?" asked Ms. Hancock.

"We may of gotten a little too rough with the bus driver." said Tygress with an innocent smile.

"Ah. I see. What about you three?" asked Ms. Hancock turning to look over at Eddie, Torrie, and Billy.

"Kidman and I got kicked off for having fights with some of the other students. Mamacita didn't do anything, but they didn't believe her." said Eddie.

"Okay, so you and Billy got in trouble for fighting along with Tygress, Konnan, and Rey, but Torrie was wrongfully blamed. That isn't an excuse for being late, but I'm in a good mood so I'll let it slide for today. Here are passes for all of you. Now get to class before I change my mind."

"Thanks Ms. H." said the Filthy Animalz as they headed to their different classes.

"You kids are going to be the end of me."