The Boy is Mine
A Lizzie McGuire Fic
Disclaimer: I don't own any regular characters from Lizzie McGuire, (or any
ones from past episodes). I don't own anything, no sue, no problem.
Setting: Takes place when the gang is in 8th grade.
Lizzie, Miranda, and Gordo were walking in the hallway of Hill Ridge Junior
High. It was the month of November. Same old stuff was happening. Nothing
new, Miranda and Lizzie were still obsessed with Ethan. Gordo didn't really
like anyone. They walked into their homeroom and sat down at their desks.
P.A. System: Good morning everyone, this is Principal Tweedy speaking. At
our neighboring school, there was an explosion in the science lab, due to
an unsupervised experiment. Therefore, 20 8th graders will be joining us,
10 girls and 10 boys. The Newspaper staff will NOT be meeting after school
today. Neither will the cheerleading squad due to the chess club tournament
in the gym today that is all.
Gordo: Twenty new kids? I thought the school was crowded enough!
Lizzie: It would be cool to have some new faces around here.
Miranda: I just hope the 10 girls won't want to join the Kate posse.
Larry: (Whom sits behind Gordo) Hey maybe we'll find ourselves some lovely
Larry: Fine, have it your way.
Mr. Dig: Now, everyone, out of the twenty kids we will have 2 people. They
are, Blaine Calypso and Daphne Underwood.
All of a sudden, Blaine and Daphne walked in. To everyone's surprise,
Blaine was a girl. And yes, so was Daphne. Blaine had red, short curly hair
that came to her chin. She wore a red tank top and a denim jacket with
jeans and black leather boots. With the boots, she was about 5'6". Daphne
wore a tan peasant long sleeved shirt, a denim skirt, and tan boots. She
had strawberry blonde hair and it went down to the middle of her back.
Mr. Dig: Please welcome, Blaine Calypso and Daphne Underwood to this
delightful school. Ladies, please tell us about yourselves. Ms. Underwood,
you can go first.
Daphne: Well, my full name is Daphne Caroline Underwood. I was born in
Tennessee, in Nashville to be exact. I lived there till I was ten, hence my
accent. I moved here, and went to Glen Ford Junior High, until the big
Mr. Dig: Thank you Ms. Underwood. You may take the seat next to Miranda
Sanchez, right over there. Ms. Calypso, your turn.
Blaine: Well, My name is Blaine Calypso; I've lived here all my life. I
like to sing and dance. I was on the Cheerleading squad in Glen Ford, and
She merrily walked to a seat next to Claire Miller and sat down.
Miranda: Can you believe Blaine? Two minutes here and she thinks she's all
Gordo: She seems like she's from NYC.
Gordo: From the rich section, Manhattan, she thinks she's all that in this
one horse town.
Gordo: The dressage championship that's here every November? One horse
takes all the prizes. Just like Blaine thinks she's doing.
Lizzie: I get it!
Daphne: That's exactly how she thought she was in Glen Ford. She thought
she was the Big Kahuna.
Miranda: Well, meet Blaine's equal, Kate Saunders, ever since she got a bra
in 7th grade, she's thought she was hot crap.
Lizzie: You're Daphne? Right? I'm Lizzie, this is Miranda and Gordo.
Gordo: How long are you here for?
Daphne: Till the end of February.
Lizzie: Any hot guys come here with you?
Daphne: Hmm, there's not really anyone, they sent the hot ones to Bayberry.
Gordo: That sucks for you guys, doesn't it?
---Meanwhile at the other side of the room with Kate, Claire, and Blaine---
Claire: How do you get your hair so shiny, Blaine?
Blaine: I use conditioner.
Kate: Do you have a hot boyfriend Blaine?
Blaine: I have no boyfriend what so ever.
Claire: Weren't you popular at Glen Ford?
Blaine: Yeah! VERY popular!
Claire: Why didn't you have a boyfriend then?
Blaine: What is this? The Spanish Inquisition?
Claire: So, meet any hot guys here yet?
Blaine: There is one.
Blaine: The curly headed kid over there.
Claire/Kate: GORDO?! EWW!
Blaine: What's wrong with him? He is muy caliente.
Claire: He is not very hot!
Kate: He's a social reject!
Blaine: He's hot!
Kate: Are you mindless? Gordo is a FREAK!
Blaine: Whatever goofball.
The bell rang and everyone was off to their first period class. Blaine
walked with Daphne.
Blaine: Meet anyone hot yet?
Daphne: Uh, yah.
Blaine: Tough luck sweetie, cause he is mine!
Daphne: In your dreams!
Blaine: I'm probably in his too!
Daphne: Yeah, whatever.
Blaine trotted off leaving Daphne behind.
Blaine: (To herself) It's time to show Daphne a thing or two about guys.
***Who will get Gordo? Blaine or Daphne? Or someone entirely different?***