Quotes - Magic School Bus Shipping Forum

Topic: Quotes

Since this isn't ENTIRELY episodes, I thought it could use another thread. Post fun quotes here that you like.

I will start. "Plays Ball" is awesome.

C: If you're going to FORCE us to listen to this,

T: You're being kinda PUSHY, don't you think?

(they high-five)

DA: Picture this: there's this big red sled sitting in the snow, not going anywhere. But if somebody comes along and gives it a push...

A: Who?

DA: It doesn't matter, Arnold. If somebody comes and -

A: I need to know so I can complete my mental picture.

R: Yeah! Me too.

DA: Okay, okay. How about...

A: Napoleon!

DA: Fine, if NAPOLEON comes along and gives the sled a push, it'll move. That's a force. And it'll keep moving on the slippery snow until something stops it.

C: Like the entire British army?

DA: No, like some dirt.

Add some more. :)

#1 Aug 31st 2007, 12:18pm

Oh, me! I will!

From "Goes Upstream" :

Friz: to the bus, class!

Phoebe: but we're already ON the bus...

Phoebe: Look, salmon - real ones!

Wanda: Maybe we're looking for a new place to live.

Arnold: Now? But I want to go home!

Friz: Oh Arnold, home is where the heart is.

Carlos: I feel like a real shrimp. Sorry Wan.

HAHA CARLOS AND WANDA ARE SHRIMPS. IT'S CANON.

#2 Aug 31st 2007, 12:30pm . Edited Aug 31st 2007, 12:31pm

Wanda: Cheer up, Arnold. A famous poet once said, "All the world's a field trip, and all the kids in our class are merely guinea pigs"... or did Ms. Frizzle say that?

Wanda: He doesn't move or bend!

Phoebe: He doesn't do anything!

Keesha: Haha! Just like Ralphie!

BUURN

Ralphie: Bow to your ruler and master: Ralphie the Magnificent!

Arnold: It's not bowing.

Keesha: Would you blame it? I wouldn't either.

double burn

Tim: Anybody have a good plan B?

Wanda: There aren't any good plan B's, Tim! If they were good, they'd be plan A's!

And of course:

DA: Carlos, that was the perfect sound! *hugz*

Carlos: DA, you are one brilliant chemist! *hugz*

#3 Aug 31st 2007, 12:54pm

[Kicks Up a Storm]

Ralphie: Walkerville could use a little H2-OH YEEEAH!

[Blows Its Top]

D.A.: I'm going to go find my books. Later, boners.

Carlos: It's "Carlos and D.A."! Stop being a brat about it!

D.A.: I may be a brat, but I'm a EWING brat!

Carlos: That doesn't make sense.

D.A.: It doesn't have to.

[Flexes Its Muscles]

RU: Long time no see...VALERIE!

Wanda: They must know each other!

Carlos: Are you retarded? Are you a retarded person?

Wanda: Poop on the shoes, dude!

[The Busasurus]

Phoebe: C'mon, Arnold, let him go. It's just an egg.

Arnold: But it's Dr. Skeledon's egg. And it's up to me to get it back to her!

Phoebe: Gee, what a guy!

Phoebe: Arnold, I want to be under you.

Arnold: What?

Phoebe: Nothing.

Phoebe: It's a good thing you didn't stay home today, Arnold!

[Spins a Web]

Arnold: Don't feel bad, Phoebe. Only a giant spider could trap that general.

Phoebe: Yes! Arnold, you're a genius!

[Gets Planted]

Ms. Frizzle: But aren't you glad to be a girl again?

Phoebe: Yes, except for one thing...I really liked having a penis.

[Holiday Special...as dreamed by Pam Ewing]

Wanda: LOUD. NOISES!

Phoebe: But, Wanda, think of all the good things recycling does.

Wanda: Okay, Phoebe, name three.

Phoebe: Well, um...I just know there's lots!

Keesha: Wanda, you stupid slut, you just destroyed the bus!

Wanda: Ooooooh...sh*t.

Wanda: Wait a minute...if there's no recycling...and no recylcing plant...that means my soldier didn't get mulched up!

Arnold: ...Can I buy pot from you?

Phoebe: Wanda, whaddya, retahdid?

[Meets Molly Cule]

Molly: "Wanda Li"? She's got two first names!

[Cracks a Yolk]

Carlos: I did it...I shot J.R.

D.A. and Arnold: YOUSUNAVABITCH!

[Gets Swamped]

Phoebe: At my old school, we used a bulldozer to move heavy things.

Janet: That's great, Phoebe. And where're we supposed to get a bulldozer?

Arnold: No problem, Janet. You oughta know by now that when push comes to shove, we've got it covered!

[Gains Weight]

Phoebe: [to Arnold] If only I could just do it once, just to see what it feels like!

Phoebe: That slam dunk was wicked frickin' pissa! I mean...it was hahdcoah!

Keesha: What...the hell did you just say? Were you speaking in tongues or something?

[Makes a Stink]

Phoebe: Boy, that escalated quickly...I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

Keesha: It jumped up a notch.

Phoebe: It did, didn't it?

Wanda: Yeah, I stabbed a girl in the heart.

Phoebe: I saw that. Wanda killed a girl. Did you throw a trident?

Wanda: Yeah, there were horses, and a girl on fire, and I killed a girl with a trident.

Phoebe: Wanda, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

[In the City]

Ms. Frizzle: [Arnold's tail is in Phoebe's mouth] Well, Phoebe, it's looks as if you have a tail to tell.

- which tells me it's canon that Phoebe enjoys Arnold's appendages in her mouth.

#4 Aug 31st 2007, 6:42pm

EverAfter153

The One in the Desert (sorry, I never remember title names, I just make up my own...)

Phoebe Terese: I might have made a mistake about that lizard. And I might have made a mistake about that jackrabbit. And I might have even made a mistake about that tortoise, but there's one thing I know I'm not wrong about.

Arnold: How much you wish you'd stayed home today?

The One Where Phoebe Tries to Save the Reptiles

Arnold: It's too cold.

Dorothy Ann: I guess there's no heater in a bus-igator because it's a reptile.

Arnold: Then move the bus-igator to where it's warmer.

Dorothy Ann: [Engine won't turn over] I can't do that either. The bus-igator isn't working.

Arnold: It's probably too cold, that's why. (I don't know why I like this one so much...it's just screams out ARNOLD to me...)

Hmm... can't remember where this one is from...

Arnold: I knew I should've ...

Ralphie Tennelli: Don't say it

The One With the Ralphie Bot

Ralphie Tennelli: [to the Ralphiebot] Bow to your ruler and master: Ralphie the Magnificent!

Arnold: It's not bowing.

Keesha Franklin: Would you blame it? I wouldn't either.

Fav Carlos and D.A quotes...

D.A: Like you and me, they have nothing in common.

Carlos: Says who?

Carlos: What would you call it? The "According to My Research Island?"

Arnold: Stop! I can't take it anymore. You HAVE turned into Dorothy Ann.

Carlos: But Arnold, it's all here in this book!

Carlos: According to my research...

Carlos: According to the Shrinkoscope... (I like how he unconsciously adopts D.A's speech patterns...)

Carlos: You mean, Carlos and D.A

D.A: No, D.A and Carlos.

Carlos: CARLOS and D.A

D.A: D.A and Carlos... (This one never gets old...plus, I think Carlos sounds sexy when he says "Carlos":P)

#5 Sep 02nd 2007, 11:19pm

From "Going Batty"

Dr. Tennelli: Oh Ralphie, stop being such a pain in the neck.

Dr. Tennelli wins.

Ralphie: Stay here if you want, Keesh, but how are you gonna feel if your grandmother starts sleeping in a box in the basement?

#6 Sep 03rd 2007, 11:13am . Edited Sep 03rd 2007, 11:39am

Hazel Wish

Tim: Even if ghosts don't exist, I don't like them!

Carlos' Arnold impression gets me every time XD: Leestin up, people! You will ride thee ferris wheel when I say eet ees time!

Ms. Frizzle: You can get the greedy greedies when eating sea weedies! SOmething something...oh dear...(I just like how she says it)

#7 Sep 05th 2007, 11:33pm

From "Kicks Up a Storm":

Ralphie: I salute myself! I salute my updraft!

Phoebe: I learned that at my old school, Weatherman.

Keesha: If you're Weatherman, then I'm the queen of England.

Ralphie: Your majesty.

From "For Lunch":

Tim: I have a feeling we're not ending up on Arnold's toothbrush...

#8 Sep 06th 2007, 3:47pm

apikale-wahine

Carlos: You mean, "humerus," as in, upper arm? Or "humorous," as in, really funny?

Class: CARLOS!!!

#9 Sep 08th 2007, 6:24am

AudreyBrown

Ms. Frizzle: Oh, it's so nice to meet you, Mrs. Franklin. Keesha's told me so much about you I could just eat you up.

Ralphie: Did you hear that?! Ms. Frizzle wants to eat Keesha's grandmother!

I thought it went something like that. Anyway it was funny.

#10 Sep 08th 2007, 12:50pm

from Butterfly and the Bog Beast:

Ralphie: Okay, Phoebe, you win. Maybe there's more to butterflies than meets the eye.

Phoebe: Especially if they can scare a tough guy like you, right?

Ralphie: Uh, well...

(GAUL I LOVE FLUSTERED!RALPHIE)

Janet: This butterfly's not only a wimp, it's ding-y.

(I was laughing so hard, it's not even funny.)

#11 Sep 10th 2007, 10:37pm

YES, PHOEBE MAKES THE BOYS FLUSTERED! IT'S CANON!

The Busasaurus

Phoebe: It's a good thing you didn't stay home today, Arnold!

Arnold: Well, uh...well, uh, I'll sure be glad when this is a rock again!

#12 Sep 10th 2007, 11:02pm

(GAUL I LOVE FLUSTERED!RALPHIE)

Hehe, I love him too. There's some cute moments in the salmon episode. I can't remember the exact quotes but Wanda compliments him and he's like, '...?' hehe.

A few more:

Ralphie: It's simple. All we have to do is build a robot that looks like me.

Carlos: *holds a hubcap up to his face* Like this?

It amused me..

And Ralphie when seeing the desert: Is it just me, or does this look like the final field trip?

#13 Sep 11th 2007, 11:56am

Some more I like, from "Under Construction"

Arnold: You know, I was a good sport about crossing the toilet. I really was.

Wanda: What are you, a bunch of weasley wimps? We scaled a toilet, crossed the blue lagoon on a hairpin bridge, shimmied up a toilet paper rope, and you wanna quit now?

Gang: YES!

#14 Oct 12th 2007, 8:59pm . Edited Oct 12th 2007, 9:19pm

Okay, I just remembered. Pretty much the best quote ever is in the haunted house episode (awesome episode that is). When Ralphie and Carlos burst into the room with Cornelia the second and she turns around and says in a creepy, raspy voice:

HEEELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BEST.QUOTE.EVER. I laughed so hard.

#15 Nov 26th 2007, 3:20pm

"Hellooooo" is a good one, and I have a slight correction to make - Ralphie didn't burst into the room. That was all Carlos. I have to defend Ralphie's wimpy reputation. :)

That said, I'll contribute a quote from "Shows and Tells":

Wanda: HYPOTHESIS!

(She basically just repeats what the Friz just said... and it's hilarious to me)

#16 Nov 26th 2007, 8:38pm . Edited Nov 26th 2007, 8:38pm

RogueDragon and Nebulan

lol, just watched the rainbow episode with my sister... I also love the quote after the great DA/Carlos quote: DA: Just like you and me, they have nothing in common. Carlos: Says who? Wanda says: This could get ugly. Lol. I think she's a fighting couple shipper.

And Also say "Flexes its muscles" for the first time. Wow, that episode is so much Ralphie/Keesha love *sigh*

#17 Dec 27th 2007, 9:02pm

Hazel Wish

Goes Batty...

Phoebe: I love you anyway, Daddy. I'll love you...forever.

It's so sentimentally sappy that I love it. ♥

#18 Dec 28th 2007, 2:18pm . Edited Dec 28th 2007, 2:18pm

Oh the rainbow episode is an excellent C/DA one.

I do love the:

DA: like you and me, they have nothing in common

Carlos: Says who?!!

Wells turns out colour and light can't live without the other, just like Carlos and DA. ;)

And I liked the:

DA: and all because of my purple book!

Carlos: violet Dorothy Ann, violet

And then she giggles. Awww, he's compromising with her. Or was it the other way around? My memory's hazy. Anyways, it was cute.

:D :p

#19 Dec 28th 2007, 2:22pm . Edited Dec 28th 2007, 2:23pm

It's so sentimentally sappy that I love it. ♥

It's so classic Phoebe, which I also love, hehe.

#20 Dec 28th 2007, 2:32pm

I love it! Here's another from "Shows and Tells"

Arnold: Please, oh please get back in time. Please, oh please don't make me go on by myself. [Seeing D.A. enter] D.A.! Ah, what a relief! You're -

D.A.: [Taking arrow from bag & leaving] Thanks, Arnold!

Arnold: You're leaving me alone AGAIN?!

Arnold crescendos into an Arnold version of the Charlie scream. It's awesome.

#21 Dec 31st 2007, 12:13am . Edited Dec 31st 2007, 12:15am

Tails-Coyote-Carnivore

This is making me think I need to watch this show. XD

#22 Jan 03rd, 11:37pm