Welcome to Neverland.

Peter dove down out of the sky and crowed with laughter as he disturbed the Neverland birds from their tree-top nests. He exploded back into the air with a symphony of feathers and squawking. Another perfect day in Neverland.

Hook looked out the grandeous window in his private quarters, hand clasped around the metal base of his hook. His eyes were narrowed slightly and he sighed in strangled resignation. "Another day in this hell-hole of an island," he muttered. "Another day for Pan to fly around, crowing like a bird...blasted child..."

Peter lounged on a warm breeze, grinning up at the sun. What to do today? He wanted to do something fun today. Maybe he'd bug Hook. He was such a codfish...With a cheeky grin, Peter turns and flew towards the clouds near the Jolly Roger. He wanted to see what the pirates were doing today.

The pirates were lounging on the decks, some were actually mopping and doing general repairs, until one of them spotted Pan. With a yell, pirates scrambled to their feet, and in a few moments, a cannon fired at the boy.

Peter easily dodged it, laughing at the mayhem he had caused. Boy, these guys were funny! He jumped down a cloud so they could see the faces he was pulling at them.

Somehow, the crew had managed to swing around two more cannons and were now firing all three at him, determined that one was going to fit him.

Hook growled in his chambers, rubbing his forehead with his hand. That blasted boy was flying around again. He didn't even feel like going on deck this time. Maybe it would be worth it if he heard pistol fire.

Peter kept dodging and laughing. "You can't hit me! You can't hit me!" He dove down and tapped on Hook's picturesque windows. He pulled the meanest face that he could.

Hook's eyes narrowed and he picked up the pistol from off his end table, cocking it and aiming at the boy.

Peter blew a wet raspberry at him before shooting up into the clouds, laughing harder. "CODFISH!"

Hook sighed and released the hammer on the gun. This game of cat and mouse was getting old. And so was he, it felt like. The cat always won. Unless the mouse could fly. Hook tossed the gun back on to the table and flopped into a chair. He really needed to find a way to ground that boy...

Peter mooned the pirates shooting cannons at him and then sped off towards the island, crowing triumphantly. He won again! He always won!

Tiger Lily crouched low in the bushes and pressed a hand to her mouth to stifle her laughter as she watched Peter outwit the pirates yet again. Her long, dark hair was down for once and she flicked it impatiently over one shoulder as she stood.

Peter flew to the jungle, grinning when he spotted Tiger Lily in the under-bush. He crowed and dove down, coming to float just above her head. "How." He said solemnly with a huge cheeky grin on his face.

Tiger Lily laughed softly and held up a hand. "How," she replied seriously and then tugged on Peter's collar, hoping to take him by surprise and land him on the forest floor as payback for all the times he'd startled her.

He looked at her tugging at his leaves and looked back at her. "What'cha doin'?" He asked, eyebrows raised.

(My Peter doesn't look like the Disney one. More like the Jeremy version. Here: http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTczODg2MzIxMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwOTAzMzg2._V1._SX485_SY316_.jpg)

Tiger Lily frowned in annoyance and then gave up. "I was trying to pull you down," she said, laughing slightly at herself, "after all it's only fair I should have some payback for all your triks!" she teased, rolling her dark eyes.

(Oh okay, cool :))

Peter stuck his tongue out at her. "No-one can ground me!" He laughed, flipping in the air. "And the day a girl pulls a trick on me is the day that I stop flying. I'm the Prank-King!"

Tiger Lily grinned and let go of the branch she'd been holding down so it snapped forwards and showered Peter with leaves. "You're too cocky by far," she giggled, taking a wary step backwards just in case.

Peter was already behind her and tapped her shoulder. "Yeah, but you love me." He laughed and shot back up into the trees, crowing loudly.

She spun round, her long hair flying, and had to laugh at his nerve. "That's what you think!" she called, cupping her hand to her mouth.

Peter gave her a wink. "Eh, I know it!" He laughed, flipping around a tree-branch and hanging from it by his knees, looking down at her. "Why else do ya watch me?"

"I was watching the pirate ship, which you happened to be terrorising," she corrected him. holding up a finger.

Peter shrugged. "Details!"

Tiger Lily laughed and messed up his already messy hair.

(How? He's still many feet above her head in the trees. I'm sorry, but it's physically impossible for Tiger Lily to reach Peter unless she somehow, without his knowing while he's looking down at her, climbed up the tree to where he is and then swung out onto his branch and hung upside down like he is doing and then mussed up his already messy hair.)

(oops, my bad I thought his face was level with her! I'll change it but I have to head off for the night.)

Tiger Lily looked up at him, shading her eyes with her hand, and smiled brightly before pretending to examine a nearby plant, figuring that being ignored would get to him more than anything else.

Peter smirked and crossed his arms. Ha! ...he frowned slightly. She was ignoring him.

(It's fine. ^^ Good night and see ya tomorrow.)

Tiger Lily fought back a grin and continued to look over the plant as if it was the most interesting thing in the world

Peter's frown grew and he started flying again, trying to get Tiger Lily's attention. When that didn't work, he started crowing and shouting "Oh, how clever I am! Oh, the cleverness of me!"

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