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Topic: Commander Ace RPG

Abbey and Thora actually brought up this idea, so I thought I could make up the topic. Thora can play Grayscales, Foxy Loxy, Sleazel Weasel, Goosey Loosey, and the new character, Spotty. If she wants to, that is.

Abbey can play the ones she plays in the Adult CL RPG. Ace, Mr Fish, Sarah, and Major Gobbler.

I'm playing Laura, Abby, and Runt. Alright, here we go!

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Abby: So, where off to next...Ace?

Laura: *punching a punching bag* I think we should try to find Spotty now.

Runt: *nods* He's been up to evil along with the others lately.

#1 Jan 14th 2007, 7:09pm

You soooo read my mind, TWC!

And I'm also playing two new (good) characters - Winnifred Hutch the guinea pig and Rocky Quicksilver the gecko.

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Foxy: I hate my life!

Goosey: Honk?

Foxy: I mean, you rebuilt my missing parts with all these high-tech gadgets but there is NO cosmetic appeal to them! X( *robotic pincer slams onto the table*

Sleazel: Well I'm sorry! Sheesh... Well you're still the sexiest here!

Grayscales: You think grayscales is UGRY? *pout*

Foxy: Apologize to the pharaoh this instant or I will shoot a laser at you!

#2 Jan 14th 2007, 8:20pm

OOC: Ya'll can still call me FAC if you want. XD

#3 Jan 15th 2007, 9:55am

OOC: Glad to see someone took up this idea! Great job, TWC!

Ace: Well...

*the intercom buzzes into life, and Major Gobbler appears on the screen*

Ace: What is it, Major?

Major Gobbler: WHAT KIND OF FLYING WAS THAT? Seriously, I've seen three year olds do less damage!

Ace: What about our mission, sir?

Major Gobbler: If you break that many rules next time, there won't BE another mission! *to Sarah* Oh, hello, dear.

Sarah: Hi, Dad. Could you please tell us our mission?

Major Gobbler: Certainly. Spotty has been sharing some plans with Foxloxian and Grayscales. I need you to capture him and discover what his plans are.

Ace: Fine with us, Major.

*the intercom turns off*

Mr Fish: *to Sarah* How do you do that?

Sarah: All you have to do is ask!

#4 Jan 15th 2007, 10:02am

OOC: Thanks!

Laura: O___O Who knew Major could be so soft?

Abby: Where do you think Spotty is, Ace?

Runt: *chopping on an ear of corn* Maybe over at Grayscales' place?

#5 Jan 15th 2007, 6:54pm

OOC: Rocky and Winnifred are renditions of Rico and Minnie. The beautiful(yet she is -hideous- compared to Abby) chief-engineer Winnifred Hutch is -personality wise- the most accurate portrayal of character to her sickeningly cute, donut-eating real-life counterpart. They belong to 'Team 22' and have the worst pilot in the entire Battle Barn - Blondie Pompom the Sheepdog(Her counterpart is Fluffy Puffy, a Shi-Tsu). Team 22 and Ace's team have joined forces on the current mission as both teams got the majority of their staff killed.

Rocky: ... I doubt it, who can stand that little uneducated piece of scum, adorning herself in beads and expecting to be-

Winnifred: Now, now Rocky... She's your daughter...

Rocky: *outright lying* I didn't sire any offspring! X( --- *to Ace* Sorry, Commander Little... My chief engineer seems to think that one of our notorious villains is my own flesh and blood.

Winnifred: *takes one of Runt's sweetcorns and takes a bite* Whatever you say, old fart.

Rocky: Now I believe the first place to check for Spotty is the Vulpese mothership.

#6 Jan 15th 2007, 11:22pm

Ace: I wouldn't be surprised, Rocky... those two are great pals, from what I've heard.

Sarah: *to Laura* Yeah, he is a lot more calm towards me... should I fly us towards the Vulpese mothership?

Ace: Make it so.

#7 Jan 16th 2007, 10:17am

Runt: *hands the rest of the corn to Winnifred reluctantly*

Laura: *to Sarah about Major Gobbler* That's so cool! XD

Abby: After this, I'm gonna treat myself to a hottub and some chocolate. :)

OOC: In the game, it makes Abby a prep! X( She has a Kindergarten IQ, and she says stuff like, "Ohmigosh! O__O I just broke a nail! X( NOW IT'S WAR!" X( I hate it that they did that!

#8 Jan 16th 2007, 3:03pm

OOC: Ugh, I hate that too! - No wonder the real Abby was ticked! XD

Winnifred: Aw, thanks Runt... *perks up at the mention of chocolate* Keep the corn - Abby, where are you keeping the chocolate? =D

Rocky: Hutch, Mallard - back on task!

Winnifred: But nothing is broken! O_o

OOC: Just so you'd know, Winnifred is a genius(Though purely in the math/science/mechanics area - Everything else is fourth-grade level) around the same age as Abby and all that, while Rocky is bitter and decrepit in his later 60s, being Grayscales(who is in her midlate 30's)' father.

#9 Jan 16th 2007, 5:08pm

Sarah: Hey, save some chocolate for me!

OOC: Abby's a prep? X( I hate most preps... Oh, well, I don't hate Abby! I don't blame her for being ticked, though...

#10 Jan 17th 2007, 9:47am

Abby: Don't worry..I will. XD For my gals!

Laura: *sneers at Runt* Too bad, so sad. XD

Runt: :(

#11 Jan 18th 2007, 2:53pm

Winnifred: *giggle* Aw, poor Runtykins... *pets Runt* I'll give you some of mine.

Rocky: *feels a tinge of jealousy, but turns to Fish* You've been rather quiet, Mr Fish. Any idea on how we may infiltrate the Vulpese mothership?

#12 Jan 18th 2007, 8:47pm

Mr Fish: It might be a good idea to sneak up on them. That way they can't use their lasers to shoot us into space.

Ace: How are we supposed to sneak up on them? We're just as big as they are!

Mr Fish: By flying underneath them.

#13 Jan 19th 2007, 10:31am

Runt: =D Thanks, Winnifred! You're officially my best gal friend!

Abby: Good idea, Mr Fish! Then we activate the laser cannons on TOP of the Battle Barn and fire?

Laura: O___O Cool!! We have laser cannons on the roof of the Battle Barn?? :D

#14 Jan 19th 2007, 5:50pm

Winnifred: ^_^ Just call me Winny. *perks up* Oh yes, Foxy Loxy isn't very bright, isn't she? There are no sensors on the underside of her ship! XD

Rocky: *snaps fingers* A perfect idea, Mr Fish!

Winnifred: But there's a little problem... Grayscales might be on that ship and Rocky's life insurance is going to go to waste! O____________O

Rocky: That comment is getting old, Hutch. We all know I am no relation to that airhead, despite the resemblance, age difference, surname and how she goes on about earning my respect, which she will never have...

Winnifred: ...Not to mention the fact your DNA profile is a closer match to hers than your cousin's...

Rocky: *has been caught off-guard, but quickly gets back to the topic of attacking the Vulpese mothership* Precisely, we should fly to the center-right underneath the Vulpese mothership - It is where their power source is located.

Winnifred: -Which we found out by going past the scanners with how CLOSELY your DNA pattern matches with a certain authorized person...

#15 Jan 19th 2007, 8:24pm

Mr Fish: Precisely!

Ace: Brilliant! Sarah, start flying towards the Vulpine ship.

Sarah: Okay, Commander! *flies the ship*

#16 Jan 20th 2007, 9:30am

Abby: *activates the cannons that are on top of the Battle Barn* Okay, we're ready, Commander..

Laura: 5..4..3..2..1! *the cannons shoot*

Runt: *to Winnifred* Okay..Winny! ;)

#17 Jan 20th 2007, 9:54am

Rocky: Well done, team! =D You've hit them right in their central power source!

Winnifred: ^_^ That's me! *to the others* Yep, but you DO know that they've got enough backup power to survive for weeks?

Rocky: *slaps forehead* You're supposed to be the -cheerful- one...

(Elsewhere...)

~All the lights go out in the Vulpese mothership~

Goosey and Grayscales: O__________________O

Sleazel: What the - ?

Grayscales: DARK! X____________________x

Foxy: We know -that-!

Goosey: Honk, honkhonkhonk HONK! ("Oh #($%!")

Spotty: *trips over a metal bar as he enters the room* OUCH! X_X *clumsily gets back up* Someone's attacked our main power supply!

Foxy: ... Alright, now I'M going to scream out a certain four-letter-word ... }{~+*-(Highest profanity at the highest volume)-*+~}{!!! X( X( X(

Spotty: ... That's... loud, Foxy. I was thinking we could use the backup power to land on the nearest planet, which is Sandsphere.

Foxy: *remembers trudging through the desert and getting attacked by 90% of the plant life she encountered* X(

Grayscales: *mooching off Sleazel's body heat*

Sleazel: #O_O#

#18 Jan 20th 2007, 6:38pm

Abby: Man, now we're supposed to fire more weapons! Activating laser cannon and fire bolts..*types some stuff into her keyboard like thing*

Laura: O___O;; What if they try to attack back?

Runt: They couldn't possibly have weapons at the bottom of their ship.

Abby: We're moving to the back of them! X___X

Runt: Well, the electricity should be off in their ship; they couldn't possibly attack back.

All: *sigh with relief* :)

#19 Jan 21st 2007, 11:39am

Winnifred: If only there were pizza deliveries in space... *sigh* That would be a dream come true... *yawn* I feel like taking a kip, anyone wish to join me? - Not literally, of course...

Rocky: You are dismissed. Not like you've been much use lately for that matter.

#20 Jan 21st 2007, 1:58pm

Laura: No thanks, but I'm not sleepy. *watches with interest as Abby activates the weapons*

Abby: Uh, thanks anyway. *types some stuff on her keyboard thing*

Runt: *looks surprised and embarrassed as Winny says if anyone wishes to join her* O-O

#21 Jan 22nd 2007, 6:13pm

OOC: Where's Abbey? O___________________O

Winnifred: *notices Runt's expression* Was it something I said?

Rocky: *BLUSH* ... When I told you she specialized in mechanics, I meant to say -only- mechanics. *quietly shoos Winnifred off*

Winnifred: *walks off through the auto-opening doors, somewhat offended by Rocky's last action*

#22 Jan 22nd 2007, 8:20pm

Sarah: Okay, we're right underneath the spaceship... what do we do now, Commander?

Ace: We fire our weapons!

#23 Jan 23rd 2007, 9:21am

Abby: Activating laser cannon and fire bolts..

Laura: On the count of 10, everyone! Then we fire!

Runt: *gives Rocky a look for treating Winnifred like he just did*

#24 Jan 24th 2007, 10:54am

Sarah, Ace and Mr Fish: 10... 9... 8...

#25 Jan 24th 2007, 11:45am

Laura, Abby, and Runt: 7..6..5..

#26 Jan 25th 2007, 2:29pm

Rocky: Forget the countdown, just fire the weapons! X(

#27 Jan 26th 2007, 8:13am

Ace: *nods in agreement* FIRE!

#28 Jan 26th 2007, 12:00pm

Laura: *glares at Rocky* Hey, lay off, 'kay?!

Abby: Alright, Ace. *pushes the button that fires*

BOOOOOM!

All: *cheer*

#29 Jan 26th 2007, 2:19pm

Sarah: What do we do now, Commander?

Ace: Sneak up beneath them. Then maybe we can find a way to infiltrate their ship.

#30 Jan 27th 2007, 1:04pm . Edited Jan 27th 2007, 1:05pm

Laura: Maybe we could....X) Do the ol' classic. Putting dynamites on their ship!! XD I have some in my drawer.

Abby: *raises an eyebrow*

Runt: Well..I guess it's worth a shot. Whaddyou think, Commander?

#31 Jan 27th 2007, 4:08pm

Rocky: *slaps forehead* Oh why is it that I always need her STRAIGHT after I dismiss her? *places a finger on his communicator badge* Quicksilver to Hutch - Report to the bridge! *Winnifred's voice can be heard begging for a power-nap* What's wrong with you, woman? Drink some coffee! *Winnifred groans* ... We're infiltrating the ship and if you don't get over here, I'm going to have to deal with a broken weapon! *the sound of coffee being poured is heard along with Winnifred mumbling something about bitter old men*

#32 Jan 29th 2007, 3:41pm

Abby: *chuckles* Rocky, women need their beauty sleep. ^^

Laura: *raises an eyebrow at Rocky's comment*

Runt: *shakes head and shoots Rocky a nasty look*

#33 Jan 29th 2007, 3:45pm

Sarah: *also gives Rocky a nasty look*

Ace: Excellent idea, Laura. Let's get to work! *stands up*

#34 Jan 30th 2007, 11:11am

Laura: *runs to the women's room, then a couple minutes later she returns with an armful of dynamites and she hands them to Ace* Here ya go, Commander.

Abby: Good job, Laura! Here's your reward. *hands Laura a piece of Hershey's chocolate*

Laura: ^_____________________________^ Thanks Abby!! *starts eating the chocolate right away*

#35 Jan 30th 2007, 2:26pm

Winnifred: *comes in with a cup of coffee and dressed as no-one had ever seen her before - In a longish blue dress with straps(rather than her usual short boob-tubes and long shoplifter jackets), flip-flops(rather than boots) and her wavy copper-brown hair tied into loose pigtails(rather than hanging around her shoulders with the bang clipped to the side)* *takes a seat* What is it that you need me for? *sees the dynamites* Hey! Who thought of that idea? *grins* So simple, but so effective!

Rocky: *dumps his whole utility belt on the surface in front of Winnifred* Fix the stuff in it. *to Laura* Thank you, miss Sniffler, now we should send over the most useless member of the crew to destroy their ship? (He's not talking about Winnifred, as he secretly likes her.)

#36 Feb 01st 2007, 12:41am

Laura: *grins* Okay. *puts the dynamites into Rocky's arms* You go then.

Runt: *really liking Laura's point* ^__________^ *sees Winnifred* Hey Winny!

Abby: *chuckles*

OOC: Uh-oh...Rocky and Runt are gonna get in a catfight over Winnifred then. XD Runt secretly likes her too! =D

#37 Feb 01st 2007, 8:20am

Ace: Well, we'd usually send our more disposable soldiers to put the dynamite on Foxy's ship, but we don't have any, so...

Mr Fish: So we have to go?

Ace: Precisely.

Sarah: *gets up and walks towards the door*

#38 Feb 01st 2007, 10:28am

OOC: Ooooh... My bets are on Runt. XD Rocky is an old lizard the same height as Abby and Runt is a giant boar.

Winnifred: *smiles at Runt as she pries out a chip of metal from a phaser using her souped up swiss-army knife*

Rocky: *offended by Laura's remark and shoots her a death glare* *slightly disagrees with Ace* I know we do not have disposable soldiers, but... *ulp* ...why all of us?

Winnifred: *teases* Awww, little Rocky is scared? xD You can stay back and be a scaredy-lizard. *tries to put on Rocky's utility belt but she finds it's too small(She IS a little bit on the chunky side, but she's a guinea-pig!)* Darn!

#39 Feb 02nd 2007, 2:04am

Laura: *just gives Rocky another glare, then turns to Ace* Well, I'll go if I have to go..*walks beside Sarah*

Abby: I'm in.

Runt: I'll go if Winny goes. =D

Laura and Abby: *chuckle*

#40 Feb 02nd 2007, 8:55am

OOC: XD My bets are on Rocky, since Winnifred and Rocky have known each other longer. XD This is gonna get interesting.

#41 Feb 02nd 2007, 8:57am

Sarah: *to Rocky* Don't worry, when we're with Ace, we hardly get into danger... most of the time.

Ace: Come on, team.

#42 Feb 02nd 2007, 12:11pm

Rocky: ... You better not. Well, I'm staying here to keep an eye on the ship... In case any of their allies try to pull a sneak attack...

Winnifred: *laughs* I'm going, I'm going... Just let me try to put this on first.. *wraps the belt around her thigh and adjusts it so it fits* There, all set. ^_^ *stands by Ace*

OOC: XD Too right! Yet although Winny and Rocky have known each other for years, he does tend to put her through psychological H3L1.

#43 Feb 03rd 2007, 3:38am

OOC: XD It sure seems like that.

Runt: =D Okay, I'm going! *gets beside Winnifred*

Abby: *stands on the other side of Ace*

Laura: *gets beside Abby*

#44 Feb 03rd 2007, 8:03am

Ace: Come on, team. *leads them into Foxy's ship*

#45 Feb 03rd 2007, 9:59am

Winnifred: *looks around as she enters the Vulpese mothership with Ace and the gang* ... Gee, it's cold in here... *feels something clamp around her ankle* YIPES! O___O;

Debbie(Carnivorous cactus which was given to Foxy as a gift from Grayscales): *clamps its spiny jaws tighter around Winnifred's ankle. Another one of its five 'heads' is targeting Laura and two others going for Sarah and Fish, while the fifth and largest 'head' goes for Ace*

#46 Feb 04th 2007, 4:47am

Laura: *shrieks at the sight of Debbie and jumps back* O______O! *sees that one of it's 'heads' is aimed for her* :O

Abby: *GASP* 0.0 What should we do, Commander?

Runt: *with his laser blaster, he shoots the 'head' that's on Winnifred's ankle*

#47 Feb 04th 2007, 6:53am

Ace: I think Runt has the right idea! *shoots the head going for him*

Sarah: *knocks Fish out of the way and shoots at the heads aiming for them*

Mr Fish: Thank you, Sarah.

Sarah: No problem.

#48 Feb 04th 2007, 8:34am

Laura: *shoots the 'head' that's aimed for her* ;) Oh yeah!

Abby: *looks around nervously for any sight (or hearing) or Foxy and the gang*

Runt: Where should we go now, Commander?

#49 Feb 05th 2007, 8:01am