"There was once upon a time in another place, an evil kingdom who no one person dared to face and the ruler was a girl so mean a tiny little princess of only age fourteen."

Long ago in the "Kingdom of Evil" their small queen sat on her throne with her humble servant by her side. Her name was Rillianne, her servant's name was Allen.

"My queen, your dinner is ready. Would you wish for me to bring it to you?" He said.

Rillianne had a bored expression on her face, "Yes, of course." She said, waving her hand dismissively.

He nodded. "By the way, you have an audience with some towns people today my lady." He said before he walked out later to return with a tray of food.

"Here ma'lady." He bowed.

"An audience today?" Rilliance sighed,

"Sometimes I just wish these people could solve their own problems.." She said, picking at the food on her plate.

"Well you are doing the best you can right? You are a very good queen. Would you like me to do anything else for you?" He smiled at her.

Rilliance just frowned "No, this will do," She said, taking small bites.

(I wish they had Twix back in these times -_- )

(Me too :p)

"So would you like to hear a joke perhaps?" He smiled down at her as he stood next to her throne holding a towel for her.

"Hmm...Okay," She said. Rilliance took the towel and nodded her thanks.

(But hey, that's why they inveted them, 'cause we NEED THEM)

(TOTALLY!!!!)

"Ok, so A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in. "OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"Funny right?" He smiled.

Rilliance cracked a small smile, "Yes, it was. Thank you," She pushed away her food,

"I am done with my dinner...Is it almost time for the audience?" She asked, putting a bored expression back on her face.

"Ahh yes, my queen. They should be arriving in seconds." He said taking up her food.

(Wanna be tha towns person)

(Rinny since I'm lazy...Imma make this quick -_- )

Rilliance sighed as a townsperson came into the throne room, of course, to speak about the recent famine.

Lieges told Rilliance about their opinions to provide relief, all she said was, "If they don't have bread, they had better eat cake!"

Rilliance was relieved when it was finally over, "Allen, bring me a snack."

(Mreh, sorry, I had an unplanned brb -_-)

(Lol ok. It's cool.)

Allen nodded. "Yes ma'am." He then came back with a fresh batch of sugar cookies.

(Thanksies)

Rilliance grabbed one and took a bite out of it, "Mmm, still warm...Thank you again."

(I'm playing on addicting games, they're so...addicting...)

(PLay robot unicorn attack. Very addicting.)

"No problem my lady. Would you like to go out perhaps?" He asked.

(I will, right after I finish I don't even know xD)

"Fine, I guess..." She stretched her arms out as she got up from her throne.

"How long have you been sitting there? God has it been ages since you stood?" He joked.

(Smh. Kuro. Kuro. Kuro. Robot Unicorn attack is amazing!!!)

Rilliance chuckled "It feels like it," She said, folding her hands behind her back.

(I be playing now! I just finished the other game)

(Lol.)

"Hmm let's go to the beach." He smiled as he held out his hand to her.

( You have to play this game...Just...Play it http://www.addictinggames.com/puzzle-games/idontevenknow.jsp )

Rilliance took his hand, "Okay," She said,

(Ok...)

Allen smiled and led her out of the palace, and soon after they arrived at the near by beach.

(I'm stuck. how Joo you make explode???

Rilliance looked at the ocean, "Isn't it beautiful?"

(You flip the switch click the...other thing, click the key and then flip the switch again, i think...)

(What about Deal or Not Deal?)

"Very." He said taking a bottle out of his pocket. "Here is my wish." He smiled.

(Click the dude's earring if you haven't already figured that out...)

"A wish...How nice," Rilliance mused, looking at the bottle, "Do people throw these in the ocean?"

(Lol thanks!!!)

"Yeah! Would you like to play?" He said walking into the water pulling his pants legs up.

(Btw: Not trying to tell you what to do but Rin said "No! That's a pesents game!")

(Welcomes -_-)

"No! That's a peasant's game!" Rilliance hissed,

(Well....then I'll say it I don't mind O.o Plus I don't even know this game -_- )

(Oh ok..*there's a video of this scene* She was like. "Oh sorry.....What did you wish for? " And then Len was like: For Rin-sama's breast to get bigger. Then she was like WHAT!? Len: Just kidding.)

Len looked down with a melancholy smile but said nothing.

(Lol, really? That's...Funny)

Rilliance crossed her arms, "Let's just go back home."

(Oooh I almost forgot, play this too http://www.addictinggames.com/funny-games/i-dont-even-game.jsp It's kinda like the other game...)

(Ikr! Mmkay!)

"Come on! Just try it at least! You never know you might like it." He smiled and gave her a bottle with a piece of parchment and a pen.

(I CAN'T GET IT!!!!!! DX)

( http://www.addictinggames.com/funny-games/i-dont-even-game.jsp ??? )

"Have you ever seen a queen playing this game?" Rilliance asked, raising an eyebrow,

(Don't copy the spaces???)

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