Below are a list of 10 funny phrases that have been said at or around me (a couple of them have been said by me ^^). Prizes will be handed out to third, second, and first place winners.

These are the simple guidelines:

~ It must be Teen Titans

~ It must be a one-shot (doesn't matter how long or how short, just make it well-paced)

~ It must have humor as at least one of the genres (otherwise the following phrases would be difficult to fit in)

~ It must have some sort of plot (it can be stupid and poor, but just remember to have a beginning, rising action, a climax, and a conclusion)

~ You can have whatever pairings you desire, if any at all.

~ Keep the rating T or under. I may be 17 but I just don't like that kind of stuff...

~ Good spelling, grammar, and punctuation are not required, but they will affect my judgment. ^^

~ I am the one and only judge, and I'm judging to see which is the funniest while maintaining good writing. If I have to I'll ask someone privately for imput, but I may not need to do that.

Include all 10 of these phrases in order to be qualified:

- "It burns so good!"

- "Are you really a man? Or are you just a boy pretending to be a man?"

- Person 1: (holds up finger) "I just cut myself. Does that make me emo?" Person 2: (smiling a dorky smile) "Yes."

- "The pizza is also the Eucharist."

- (nasaly) "I'm weeeeeeeeeird!"

- "You are insensitive to my needs!"

- Person 1: "Don't touch a white man's shoes!" Person 2: "Did you just say, 'Don't touch a white man's shoes'?" Person 1: "Did I say that? Really?"

- "Can I lick your Bawls?" (FYI: "Bawls" is a carbonated beverage! Spell it the other way and you will be disqualified. Besides, it's part of the joke, right?)

- "To church, (person) is going to wear his Metallica shirt, cowboy chaps, and no pants."

- Person 1: "Do you know what I'm talking about, (person)?" Person 2: "Yeah, I know exactly what you mean." Person 1: "Oh, because you were looking a little confused." Person 2: "No, I always look like this."

Prizes:

Third place: A really cool fic recommendation.

Second place: A really cool fic idea and that same fic recommendation.

First place: An AWESOME fic idea with your favorite pairing, plus TT AMV recommendations (if you don't want an AMV recommendation, I'll give you 2 fic recommendations).

If there are enough people, there will be honorable mentions. ^^

Please PM me with your fic title when you are finished and have it posted on FF.Net. The deadline is on Christmas, so there is plenty of time for you to write.

THIS IS WHERE YOU WILL FIND UPDATES. Completed stories will be posted below.

And please, have some fun. It's the point of this challenge. Loosen up a bit. ^^

Much love,

~Vandagirl ^_^

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