Yare, yare... In an effort to not become a Mary Sue, I would (depending on the time period in which I was dumped there):

A. (If dumped into a period between the Nibelheim-Incident-Involving-Lucrecia and Crisis Core) Move to Modeoheim and freeze my ** off in an effort to not become a Mary Sue, realize what I'm doing is stupid and then go pretend to be a guy and join SOLDIER just for the hell of it (possibly changing my name to Kunsel in the process).

B. (If dumped into a period between the beginning of Crisis Core and the end of FFVII) Move to Midgar. Get a job at ShinRa. Use Mary Sue-esque knowledge to hold blackmail over Hojo and join Deepground. Lie, cheat, steal and garotte my way to the rank of Tsviet. That is all.

C. (If dumped into a period encompassing the end of FFVII to the end of Dirge of Cerberus) Find Kadaj. Give him a noogie. Steal his jacket. Realize it's too small and steal Loz's instead. Steal one of their **' bikes, kill enough monsters to buy a very shiny and large throwing star and a Chocobo, then go live out my days in Corel and resurrect the city with my winnings in the Chocobo Races at the Golden Saucer.

I can't become a Mary-Sue, I suck at fighting. But, I'd get some weapons (a nodachi sword and a gun), and (hopefully) a Suzuki motorcycle. Then I would travel the world, and do stuff!! Then, when I get older, I'd like to settle down and have a family (preferably one child, hopefully a son, whom I would name Caius something last name), with a dude from Wutai. Maybe Yazoo, but that's nevah gonna happen, because he DIED!! *cries* So, some guy from Wutai, not Tseng, he's Elena's. This is for post-Advent Children.

Pre/During-Advent Children, I will; get the weapons, the motorcycle. And go after Yazoo. Then he dies, and then the rest of post-Advent Children happens. Vincent shall save the world a year later, and then nothing. So, I'll get married a have a family. Years later, mind you.

If I somehow got into Midgar...Hmm...I'D GO PUT ON A SOLDIER SUIT!! SERIOUSLY, THOSE SOLDIER UNIFORMS ARE SO COOL!!XD I wonder how Aerith would look like in a SOLDIER uniform...Anyways, after I gear up into a uniform and grab some cool-looking sword (I always liked the Buster Sword, but that thing would be waaay tooo heavy to carry) I'd go look for Aerith and Zack and help them sell flowers!! Then maybe I'll go off and become some flower-selling mercenary!:p

Protecting Midgar and filling it with lovely, fresh flowers at the same time...that's what I would do...what do you think?

Oh, and I forgot one more thing...I'd go ride a black Chocobo so I can go anywhere!! Yeah!!! There you have it: A flower-selling 1st Class SOLDIER/mercenary and a cool chocobo^^

if i was sucked into ff7 i would first find a bahamut materia and blow up something. Woot BURN ALL MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*cough*ahem moving on

HMMMMMMMMM... If I were sucked into the Final Fantasy World... Well, obviously, you can't go around that world without a weapon (or, if you're me, an army to protect you)(and keep you from falling on your face every ten seconds), so I'd go steal- I mean, buy one. Maybe something big... Like a huge, totally amazing, cuts-everything-to-pieces sword!

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My friend is right. I wouldn't be able to pick it up. I'd probably just pick up rocks and hurl them at my foes, with my amazing, every-other-100-rock-hits-target aim. While the rest all hit myself instead.

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Maybe I'll just run around in circles and let my army fight for me.

Anyways, before I end my amazing story, I must put one last thing. This is what should-would-probably will happen if I went to that world. I would run up to Zack and take his Buster Sword (or attempt to), and try to pick it up. Resulting from this attempt at ruining the World Order (Kit has no strength to speak of and never probably will), I will lift it high in the sky to smote some foe------

And down it will plunge into the ground, like Excalibur itself. Staring perplexidly at it, I will attempt to pull it out. Much to the amusement of everyone in the vicinity, there shall be a strange scraping sound-

It sank further into the ground.

If i was sucked into FFVII? Well what i'd do would depend on two things

1.) time

2.) location

If i got dropped near Nibelhiem a few months before Cloud and the gang get there i'd "aqiure" some weapons (pistols) and some materia. Then i'd stay in the mansion and fight the monsters inside to get stronger. Eventually i'd get bored and go wake Vincent up. Once the others made it to the mansion i'd go along with them siply for the fact that i have nowhere else to go.

I'd also jack vincent's cape at some point and run around screaming "I AM BATMAN!" XD and hug Red XIII. He's cool

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