Reno: I sleep. e_e

Cid: Ditto.

Vincent: Get beat up and raped by my mentor... T_T

Cloud: None of your business. Leave me alone.

Tseng: Fantasize about Aerith and Zack...Togather...With me...In my bed... ::Cough Cough::

Sephiroth: Train. ::smirk:: Or visit with Cloud-chan!

Zack: PAR-TAY!!! WHOOOHOO!!! ::dances around::

Rufus: Why plot to take over the world of course! ^_^

Yuffie: Steal stuff!

Aeris: Bake cookies! ::everyone backs away:: What? Don't you like don't you like Chocolate shrimp cookies?? ::everyone turns green in the face::

Tifa: Keep Aeris out of the kitchens.... U_U

XDXD Sorry all couldn't resist.

Raz, feel free to start something.

From:Tseng

To:Reno and Vincent

Will you guys stop arsin' about in the store cupboard and get some f**kin' work done!

Assignment meeting @ 10:00 hours my office, all to attend.

And Reno, it's turn turn to buy the biscuits...nothing cheap, something chocolate!

(This one up here is one Raz emailed me.)

Reply:Turk Employee Memo

From: Reno

To: Tseng

Aww your no fun! You know your welcome to join us.

10:00 that AM or PM Chief?

Something chocolate huhn? I hear Rude's availible, but if you want him you should really ask him yourself! ^_^

From:Tseng THE BOSS!

To:Reno

In your dreams skinny **...I don't do store cupboards!

That's AM YFI...despite what you may believe I do have a life outside of Shinra.

And I would call Rude more carmel...tasty!

To ALL CADETS

From Aerith Gainsborough (Editor of CADETS News Letter)

Can I just bring to All CADETS attention that the yearly poll is due and voting will take place tomorrow evening between the serving of evening meal and lights out. The categories are as follows:

Best CADETS:

Worse CADETS:

Best Mentor:

Worse Mentor:

Favourite Class:

Least Favourite Class:

Hottest Guy:

Hottest Girl:

Best Place to bunk off for a snog:

Most Screwable CADETS:

Most Screwed CADETS: (There is a difference!)

The results will be printed in the Next News Letter!

Vincnet Valentine

Best CADETS: SOLDIER Sephiroth TURKS Tseng

Worse CADETS: SOLDIER Cloud (sorry) TURKS Myself

Best Mentor: Verdot (wish he was mine!)

Worse Mentor:BANE (can I have Hojo as well!)

Favourite Class:Firearms/shooting

Least Favourite Class: Anything that involves a medical

Hottest Guy: Er...Cid Highwind (I so want to put Reno and maybe Tseng)

Hottest Girl: If I have to pick someone Yuffie...I don't like girls much

Best Place to bunk off for a snog: I don't usually bunk off! (Anywhere Reno takes me!)

Most Screwable CADETS: Come on Highwind I can't put you cause we don't er...screw much...so Reno!

Most Screwed CADETS: (There is a difference!)I bet is on Tseng, tart! (OMG I would if he asked me!)

Cid Highwind

Best CADETS: SOLDIER Sephiroth is the best but I prefer Zac as a person! TURKS Tseng (Have to admit the ** is clever too!)

Worse CADETS: SOLDIER Cloud (Sorry man) TURKS That red headed homewrecker RENO! I know what you're up to goddamn it!

Best Mentor: Highmore

Worse Mentor:BANE (And that creep Hojo!) he should have it cut off and be kicked out fro what he's doing to mah Vinnie!

Favourite Class:Anything to do with aircraft!

Least Favourite Class: Anything that long runs.

Hottest Guy: Vincent Valentine!

Hottest Girl: Aerith is nice for a girl!

Best Place to bunk off for a snog:The aircraft Hanger

Most Screwable CADETS:Vincent Valentine (Hey Vinnie we do managed sometimes...and then I'm so good you almost blackout!)

Most Screwed CADETS: (There is a difference!)TSENG, TSENG, TSENG!

Sephiroth (THis is so stupid!)

Best CADETS: SOLDIER ME TURKS Tseng

Worse CADETS: SOLDIER Cloud (But you will get better or else) TURKS Reno (Grow up!)

Best Mentor: Verdot

Worse Mentor: Knight

Favourite Class: All of them

Least Favourite Class: Don't have one

Hottest Guy: Yeah right (If I am drunk Zack and if I am really drunk Cloud)

Hottest Girl: Tifa

Best Place to bunk off for a snog: Knight's Office and making him wait outside until I am finshed for him to use it!

Most Screwable CADETS: Cloud

Most Screwed CADETS: (There is a difference!)Oh come on everyone knows it's Tseng! (I've got to have him before Rufus!)

Ru Tseng

Best CADETS: SOLDIER Sephiroth TURKS Can I put myself?

Worse CADETS: SOLDIER Cloud (So I hear) TURKS Vincent Valetine (But that will all chance Vince with my help)

Best Mentor: Verdot (Yeah so the guy is in love with me, he isn't bad in the sack of a old man hehe)

Worse Mentor:BANE (Bastard...the one thing that I agree on with Highwind!)

Favourite Class:All of them but especially polities and interrogation

Least Favourite Class: Anything that involves getting my hair messed up!

Hottest Guy: Zack, Rufus, Vincent, Reno, Rude and of course Verdot!

Hottest Girl: Aerith...no question...how about a date?

Best Place to bunk off for a snog: Just a snog? My bed or Mentor's bedroom!

Most Screwable CADETS: Not fair there isn't enough room to list them all!

Most Screwed CADETS: (There is a difference!)Yeah I know what you have all put and I protest my innocence...I'm a virgin, honest! *Collapses onto bed laughing for about ten minutes!!!*

Okay can you tell I was in a stupid mood...but hey Cloud you get an award!

Best CADETS: SOLDIER: Me (Sephiroth too I guess...) Truks: Yancy Reno (Yeah, I know, everyone says Ru Tseng, but if you check Reno has actually been on and completed more field assignments!)

Worse CADETS: SOLDIER: Cid Highwind (I've kicked his ** a thousand times!) Turks: Elena (She SUCKS!!!)

Best Mentor: Mardux

Worse Mentor: Holgstine/Bane (Bane cause he's abusive ((and up to something??))Holgstine because he doesn't even do his job, he never trains Reno, he just sacks him with chores to do!)

Favourite Class: Sparring

Least Favourite Class: Um, Materionics/Materiology (I already know how to use Materia and how it was formed and I don't want to hear theories or correct combonation techniques thank you...)

Hottest Guy: Tseng Cloud Vincent (That's all your geting from me.)

Hottest Girl: Aeris (You cute thing! ^_~)

Best Place to bunk off for a snog: Holgstines office (The guy never comes in there!)

Most Screwable CADETS: Cloud

Most Screwed CADETS:(There is a difference!) (I know hunny! ^_~) And the answer is...

Rufus ** Shinra!!! That guy must half ** half the base by now!!! (Tseng I know likes to have his little delusions of granduer but he forgets he attends class while this guy's "BUSY")

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Rufus Shinra

(Why thank you for the vote for most Horny Zachary! ^_^ I Know I'm not in CADETS and thus should not be filling out this form, but I don't care.)

Best CADETS: Sephiroth and Yancy Reno (Tseng needs to get out more.)

Worse CADETS: Elena Vincent and Cloud-chan

Best Mentor: Chi

Worse Mentor: Holgstine, Knight, Bane

Favourite Class: I don't attend class! ^_^

Least Favourite Class: Please See last answer.

Hottest Guy: Cloud-chan (have you ever seen such lovely blonde hair before? And the hair style, so precious! ^_^)

Hottest Girl: I don't like women, but if I must: Aeris

Best Place to bunk off for a snog: my room

Most Screwable CADETS: Yancy Reno Cloud Strife Ru Tseng Sephiroth, Zachary Tanner, Rude (the list goes on really the onlyone I couldn't stand screwing would be Highwind.)

(Besides I hear he has a "Problem" getting motivated! ^_^)

Most Screwed CADETS: Yancy Reno, I have bore witness to this myself 1st hand. (I'm the one who screwed him! ^_^)

Vincent Valentine however must also rank up there pretty high, what with all the time he spends with his mentor...

Give me a few months with the child and I promise Cloud-chan will be the number one most screwed CADETS! ^_^

(You think this is funny already? just read out loud in a very calm, slow voice and you'll totally crack up!)

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Y. Reno

Best CADETS:

SOLDIER: Sephiroth (Duh! That guy's freaky, super human almost, is there anything he CAN screw up at...Waite! I got it! Having a personality!)

Turks: Tseng (Hands down, he's the Chief, and unlike Sephiroth he has a personality, however dull it may be! XDXD)

Worse CADETS:

SOLDIER: Cloud Strife (That kid trips over his own shadow.)

Turks: Elena (Sorry babe, its true!)

Best Mentor:

SOLDIER: Mardux

Turks: Verdot

Worse Mentor:

SOLDIER: Knight

Turks: Holgstine (No good fat pig!)

Favourite Class: Lunch!

Least Favourite Class: World History (Just shoot me now...)

Hottest Guy: Vincent Valentine, Rufus Shinra, Rude

Hottest Girl: All of them!

Best Place to bunk off for a snog: Tseng's bed

Most Screwable CADETS: Vincent Valentine

Most Screwed CADETS: (There is a difference!)(There is??) Tseng

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Cloud Strife (Um I don't really know how to do this...)

Best CADETS: um Zack for SOLDIER and as for Turks...um, that Rude-san guy looks pretty tough.... (did I do this right?)

Worse CADETS: Um, Me...and...I dunno...Just me...

Best Mentor: Er, I don't really know anyone, Knight-sensei I guess...

Worse Mentor: Um no clue...

Favourite Class: I haven't had any classes yet, the Kendo (sword traing) classes sound fun.

Least Favourite Class: Um, my least favorite will probably be Sparring...

Hottest Guy: ::Blush:: I not saying a word!

Hottest Girl: ::Blushes harder:: NO!

Best Place to bunk off for a snog: is this all you guys everythink about??

Most Screwable CADETS: ::BLUSH:: Forget I'm not filling out the res of this survey!!!

Most Screwed CADETS: (There is a difference!)-------(blank)

You'll notice Zack put Cid as worest CADETS but really he's only refuring to it skills wise, he like's Cid as a person, even tho he teases him.

Reno spelled his name Y. Reno cause he hates his first name Yancy.

Cloud was fun to write for, poor thing, he's totally clueles it's so cute!

I laughed hardest when writting Rufus's (He's so full of himself XDXD)

Reno of course is my absolute fave, he's so fun to write for!

I'm starting a Message board so we can chat about this stuff and a Chat room "The Commons Room" For our chacrters to chat about random stuff in.

-Cloud

Okay Tifa told me I had to do this or she would run off with my sunglasses!

Best CADETS: SOLDIER Sephiroth TURKS Tseng (He's The Boss!)

Worse CADETS: SOLDIER Cloud (But I am sure he'l get better if those bastards would leave the poor guy alone)TURKS Elena (Girl do you ever shut up? And don't you get it Tseng doesn't fancy girls!)

Best Mentor: Savanna (She might be forty by she still can kick **!)

Worse Mentor:Verdot(That bastard stole Tseng's virginity and now thinks he owns him!)

Favourite Class: Physical training and Explosives.

Least Favourite Class: Political Affairs.

Hottest Guy: I really can't put that if he found out and didn't feel the same for me I would die!

Hottest Girl: Tifa

Best Place to bunk off for a snog: I've never bunked off for a snog...anywhere if HE was doing the snogging!

Most Screwable CADETS: HIM...that is all I am saying!

Most Screwed CADETS: (There is a difference!)Despite the nasty rumours about Tseng I believe what Rufus told me, so Rufus!

Okay Tifa now leave me in peace I've a Political Affairs essay to finish grrr!

Best CADETS: Zachary Tanner (That guy's a god!) Reno & Rude (they're really funny too!)

Worse CADETS: Sephiroth & Tseng (Those guys are WAY too arrogant to ever be true warriors!)

Best Mentor: Xandria Scouller (She's my mentor and she's the best!)

Worse Mentor: Knight (You touch so much as one sunny blonde strand of hair on Cloud's head and I will NOT be held responsible for my actions!!!)

Favourite Class: Materionics/Materiology (When do we start the "Practical" lessons!)

Least Favourite Class: World History/ Politics 101

Hottest Guy: Zachary Tanner

Hottest Girl: Me of course!

Best Place to bunk off for a snog: That nice little stoage room in Base Sector B12.

Most Screwable CADETS: Zachary Tanner

Most Screwed CADETS: (There is a difference!) Rufus Shinra

Best CADETS: Zack, Tseng, Sephiroth, Reno, Rude.

Worse CADETS: Burham Mason, Juan Lucio

Best Mentor: Savanna probably…

Worse Mentor: Most of those ** suck as MENTORS.

Favourite Class: Most of them…

Least Favourite Class: World History (She leaves FAR too much homework…)

Hottest Guy: Zack, Sephiroth, Rude.

Hottest Girl: Aeris.

Best Place to bunk off for a snog: Holgstine’s office, my room, and certain places Reno told me about (No…I haven’t snogged Reno!..............Yet ^^)

Most Screwable CADETS: Oh that’s easy! -takes deep breath- Zack, Seph, Tseng, Shinra, Reno. (You’re hot, Rude…but that would be far too close to incest for me…)

Most Screwed CADETS: (There is a difference!) That’s harder…it’s between Tseng and Rufus (Love you both guys!)

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Tifa: WHY are YOU complaining about World History, Reno? You probably sleep throughout it anyways!

My ** hurts so bad, tho its nothing to how Hogs gonna hurt!

I fully intend to: short sheet his bed, glue down all the stuff on his desk with crazy glue, nail the door to his closet shut and put pink hair dye in his shampoo!!!

Zack: Kiii, XD I like the pranks actually, can I help ya set em up?

Cloud:....Your gonna get in trouble.

Reno: Not if some little porcupine keeps his mouth shut we won't. ::glares::

Cloud ::gulps and backs away slowly::

Zack: Hey Reno look there's one person afraid of you... =_=;

-Cloud

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