Another Felix fan fic

ugh...

really, in reality, my body refuses to... never mind, it was only a fart. :[

By the way, In case nobody really noticed, I posted another story called, "ThunderPants Brand Coffee." Humor.

I hope that I can get some reviews soon. But it's your choice. You can choose to read it... or not. It nothing special really, probably dumber than that "Heritage Hysterics" Stories that I also got 0 replies for. But I'm trying.

Somehow I don't think that really matters. But I'll stop rambling for today. It's my first time that using the forums.

Gordon: "Human Kimberly!"

HK: "What is is?"

Gordon: "I just wanted to say that you're an uncute...an uncute...(gives up) ...aye, you're so lovely, Human Kimberly."

HK: "Why thank you, Gordon!"

That's the basic idea for the beginning.

Edited to remove stray punctuation mark that came from nowhere.

Assuming it doesn't completely crash and burn. Eh heh...

Sorry, also, about not commenting much on the other stories. I want to, but I don't have time to read them. I'll get at them soon, and then you'll see some reviews from me. Ok people! I'll see ya'll around!

-Xegrot

Hey, to anyone who reads this, I have a request. I've been working really hard as of late on other things, as well as another Catscrach Story witch will be like as if you were playing a game! But It needs a good title... plus, in this story I'll introduce an OC into a storyline that will be so twisted an bizzare, your brain will fly out! Any suggestions for a name?

If that isn't the one, let me know!

-Xegrot

The Story takes place before that, but it's not Action-Waffe to answer your question. I still can't think of a name for it. Got any ideas?

-AX

Unless this is a "go-along-with-what-you're-writing" story. Then, it gets even harder. With fan-fiction, where you post your chapters one at a time, you need to think about your chapter ideas ahead of time. Same goes with the plot. Only when you truly know what your story is about will you be able to find a suitable title.

Well, that's all I gotta say for now. Happy writing, and don't worry, a good title will come to you soon. :)

-Xegrot

Thanks.

-AX

Waffle's Words:

Waffle overhears Mr. Blik saying a bad word after he accidentally shut the bathroom door with his tail still stuck in the doorway. After that, he starts saying that word. Then Gordon and Mr. Blik try to get Waffle to stop saying it, but no matter what, he can't stop saying it. Can Gordon and Blik get him to stop before he gets arrested for his out of control cursing problem?

1) Get Kimberly to notice Gordon the way he notices her.

2) Show how life would be like for both of them WHEN they are in a relationship.

- I'm just curious how Gordon would really say to her daily when they are in their relationship.

Any dialogue ideas. That's where I'm stuck. Especially what Gordon would say to her daily one being her boyfreiend.

1. Show spirit with rainbow and gumdrops and SQUEE. I find this adorable, but best suited for one-shots and if we were a bigger fandom and all of them were like this, it'd be boring. ^_^;;

2. I can't see the show EVER having a healthy-but-still-slightly-troubled relationship, but that's the next step up and probably the safest bet. Even the most deeply in gooshy love pairings are bound to have their disagreements. This is the one I suck at most. I'm not good at happy mediums AT ALL. Something I've gotta work at.

3. Nickelodeon would NEVER touch this with a fifty-foot-pole, but let's face it, teenage/adult/NOT CHILD cat and eight-year-old human? Not healthy. No. NOT DANG HEALTHY. That's the aspect I work with the most and I think what I'm working on now involving that little snag is coming out beautifully, but I don't know if this angle would inspire a lynch mob. It's not exactly family-friendly, no matter how you slice it...

Well, whichever way you decide, I wish you luck! Despite the inherent issues, Gordon's such a sweet character and this is one of my favorite pairings in the history of forever. WE NEED MORE SHIP FICS.

1)Kimberly is having a nightmare one night.She tosses and screams, because she's scared. Waffle hears it and says to his brothers that someone is screaming. Gordon realizes that it is Human Kimberly and goes to her. (Scene too sweet to describe).

2) Eventually through a long twist of events Kimberly accepts Gordon's love and gives him a chance.

How old do you think Gordon is?

About that whole unhealthy relationship thing. Have you seen Spongebob? Plankton has a wife. Not just any wife. A computer wife.

Any ideas of what could go in the middle of those two events? Good luck on your fic!

It's just one of those horrible things I do- I over analyze some cartoons within an inch of their lives. It's ridiculous, but I find it fun, so eh. And it doesn't HAVE to be that way- I'm the freak, not you, go ahead and write goop! Goop is fun! I wrote goop! Look at Sure Signs!

As for the age... a Nicktoon encyclopedia o' sorts came out recently. I was flipping through it in the store and in the Catscratch section, there were some old storyboards. One had the cats (still with their Gear designs) in a fast food restaurant. Waffle ordered a kid's meal, and one of his brothers (I forget which) piped up with "Waffle, why do you still order kid's meals? You're seventeen years old!" Considering they're all the same litter...

I know, old storyboard, things have changed since that got scribbled, but make of it what you will.

Good luck with your story! I wanna see it! ^_^ Heck, if you manage to make a multi-chapter goopfest, I commend you, because I don't believe I've ever seen such a thing that actually came out well. Whether it's a matter of skill or something that simply can't be done, I'm not sure. But good luck!

The nightmare scene is DEFINITELY Gordon, what with his whole "warrior who will protect" shtick. Of COURSE if Kimberly were scared he'd be right there to protect and comfort... It fits quite perfectly. Would love to see! ^_^

As for the age... yep. Of course, in my stories I've been going by cat ages and I'd say about two years have passed from the start of the series to the end of my last, but I think my cat ages at the start-of-series point were equivalent to seventeen, so I didn't mess up TOO badly. Hah hah. I win. =3 Oh dear I'm rambling about mememe again...

Making a 'Slash' Paring was not what I was trying to go for, I was trying to make it funny.

I'll delete the story then.

...not that that's a BAD thing! I can tell by some of your previous writing that you're a fan of stuff like Family Guy. It shows through your sense of humor in your comedy bits. That's the reason I don't review them; I can't think of anything to say because there's nothing inherently WRONG with it, it's simply not my style. So of COURSE I don't like it. Anything I say would be akin to wandering into, say, the South Park section and giving bad reviews because I don't like the show. Pretty stupid, eh?

It doesn't necessarily mean you should stop writing it, though! Sure, if you're the only Catscratch fan with humor that goes that way, writing for the show may seem fairly pointless, but hey, plenty of fandoms out there. You'll find a group with your tastes. Not only that, but I really did like "Beckoned Key", despite the flaws I pointed out. If you wish to stick to Catscratch, perhaps you should keep to that sort of thing? Or maybe find a new thing. Whatever works out best.

Well, whatever you decide to do, best of luck!

P.S. Thanks for the compliments on "From Kittens To Cats"... and on my new one, while I'm at it. Knowing I'm doing halfway-decent means a lot.

(Comedy of course means: 'When everything works out of unpleasant circumstances'.)

You and Xegrot can 'take care' of Catsratch.

Later.

-AX

If anyone happens to read this post, it's an unrelated one. Has anybody heard of the newest Horror movie coming out? "The Strangers"?

-AX

Sadly, no. Wow... how long have I been gone? I can't even remember now.

Xegrot's alive! Whoo! Welcome back, dude!

AX, I haven't seen it - I don't follow movies very much (I is sad sad animation nut), but I do notice it influenced "A Plot Twist", you said? By the way, I HAVE been reading that - I just haven't reviewed because I don't know what to say and "good job, write more!" just doesn't seem fair.

Yes. Sophomore year's been tough, but I'm hanging in there and summer's coming soon. :D

Ugh, I feel you. Junior here... I swear that algebra was invented to make people curl up in a defeated little ball. Shudder.

Well, anyway, can't wait until summer - SO many ideas wormed their way into my brain this year, but I haven't been able to do very much once the year really got going ("You're A Mean One, Mr. Blik" and "Scrapbook" were just "oh, hey guys, guess what, I'm not dead" dealies, basically). Oh, but this summer... especially since I have a lot more one-shots in mind, rather than the sprawling "epic" that I had to split into two stories ("Daniel" and "Strays")... I do hope to be churning 'em out this summer!

...er, churning them AFTER working hard and editing editing editing, of course.

Two more weeks, come on, two more weeks...

I liked those stories. They were actually pretty funny. Especially the drunk part, LOL.

And you're a Junior, huh? Well, I begrude your luck. Come senior year in the terms of your case, I hope you've got a something akin to Samurai Armor or a high degree of poise and communicational prowess. Me? I'm a Senior, and I'm graduating in about 2 weeks. I'm leaving High School.

Only God knows I'm not so happy about it...

What I DO know, is that the "Last" Chapter to the "A Plot Twist" Series on Catscratch will be solely influenced by more scary material, a.k.a., "Horror Movie Trailer" related material. I want it to be scary. I'll put out every writing prose at my whim and disposal to turn it into a shocker. (But NOT so much. I'd have to bump up the rating to M. LOL) And EXACTLY like the title of ONE Horror Movie I had seen in a convenience store, to use it in this context regarding the story,

"There Will Be Blood".

-AX

So, if anyone who cares hasn't noticed yet, new story up from me. "Daddy Blik". Little thing mostly dedicated to what would happen if Blik was a father.

Answer - TOTAL PANIC ATTACK.

So, well, yeah. My first attempt of first person that I didn't scrap - but writing it's really fun... did I do good on that, guys? What do you think? Should I write first person more often, particularly for the calmer focusing-on-one-character's-emotions stuff, or stick with third? Things with focus on a LOT of characters will be third for the sake of my sanity (I am NOT doing first-person for more than one character, just big no), but I'm thinking with stuff like Light/Dark, Everything For You... er, well, yeah.

Anyway, on the writing front, it's likely that I won't be touching my word processor for the next week or so. School finals. Fun fun fun.

Perfect, just perfect! I've just read "Sure Signs" & finally got to finsh reading "From Kittens to Cats" (I had first found it when it was just half-finished). I have to say: Despite his personality, Blik has been my favorite from the first episodes that aired (as they premiered), & I just could not have hoped for better stories from you! I wondered if they had a place to discuss CS fanfics here, & I'm glad I found it.

I dunno if that many people care for it, but I just LOVE Blik & Katilda as a couple. I was sure Blik would be the LAST of the three cats to fall in love, but it looks like he was only second to! I've found these two as my newest couple obsession, after returning to liking Catscratch again & finding out its made its way to NickToons Network, a channel I can watch.

I didn't expect for there to be any 'current' fanfic writers for Catscratch, let alone Blik & Katilda, but I'm happy to see I was wrong about not just one, but both! I'm super glad B+K is the most popular, since its my fave couple here. Gordon & Kimberly's super cute, but I just like Blik the most (betcha he wouldn't argue, lol), & that probably helps to let me see B+K as my fave couple. I don't "fangirl" on Blik OR B+K, just my fave couple & character of this show. Just to clarify. ^^

So yep, I'm just loving any story you create that's centered on, or even partially focuses on Blik &/or B+K. I read your profile (I always do this with writers I like) so I'm definitely looking forward to your next B+K centered fic. Coming from you it should be nothing short of awesome!

I love any B+K or Blik story (if it puts him in good light, not bash fics), I just really love the fact you keep them, but especially Blik himself in such A+plus in-character! Looking forward to more fics, I will keep my eyes open!

Had first found it when it was half-finished, eh? Someone's stuck around for a while! XD Man, every once and a while I dig out notes and stuff from under my bed for that... it's such a distant memory for me. Ah, nostalgia. Still somewhat fond of it, which is more than I can say for other stuff I've written before it - it had its problems to be sure, but doesn't everything?

I'm with you on the whole Blik + Katilda thing. I wasn't surprised about him being the second brother, honestly... I didn't really expect it from Waffle. He seems the type who'd pass off those fluttery feelings as intestinal distress and then go find something to chase/play with/eat. XD

I'd like to point out that the main reason B + K is the most popular is because the only other canon couple is rather... awkward. I love Gordon + Kimberly dearly - heck, my avatar on several forums is the part in Unicorn Club where she kisses him (d'aww!), but you can't quite do as much with it. I still plan on trying something down the line, though. Writing mission - G + HK that isn't oogy!

And I don't do bash fics. At all. Don't worry about that! There aren't any CS characters that I hate (well, OK, maybe the Chumps, but who seriously likes them except in an ironic love-to-hate way?), it's just that I find Blik and Gordon easier to write in-character... I mean no offense to Waffle, and he WILL have his limelight, but that's when I get more practice with him on the sidelines. Balance of pointless idiotic nonsequitirs, BALANCE...

Well, that's enough from me for now. Thanks for being a fan, and I shall try my hardest not to disappoint in the future, whether I'm writing B + K, G + HK, Waffle-in-the-limelight, toying with my OCs, or anything else!

Now if school would end. Is it June 4th yet?

Lol, well I'm glad to hear we feel the same about these couples! I actually had left the Catscratch fandom originally, for reasons between new episodes becoming scarcer as the weeks went by, & at the time not really that much happening on the fanfiction archive. But I've recently come back to it, & B+K has made it come back with a bang for me, lol!

Yeah, I see whatcha mean with Waffle, it makes perfect sense. I just thought Blik just wouldn't fall in love, & I probably would've been right if "Katilda" & "Blikmail" hadn't been created & aired. He just never seemed the type for romance let alone anything more, lol. But believe you me, am I glad he did manage a cool couple like that! Now that I'm a couple supporting fanatic these days, it only makes me have him that much more as my fave. I just wish NickToons Network would air ALL the episodes, not just the first so many & Blimail. Yes, they DO air that one at least once, if not twice EVERY weekend! I finally have the whole of the episode, I almost never got the part where Blik's first sneaking by his brothers & Hovis during the first few seconds. But I got it all on Friday, lol. ^^

I'm glad your not one for fanfic writing that's bashing! I don't like the Chumpy Chumps anymore than the cats do, lol, so we're definitely on the same page here. But I hear you with Waffle, though in your fanfics he seems just as perfectly in character as Blik, Gordon, & everyone else that's from the show! In fact, you even portrayed Mrs. Cramdilly just the way I imagined her to be, Audry too!

Its just a shame there's a slim-to-none chance of the cats getting any new episodes, it would've been beyond awesome to have more B+K straight from Doug himself, but its obvious they just arent getting anymore. At least we can rest assured that whatEVER ridiculous pairings some... "other" parts of the Catscratch fandom come up with, we know for a FACT that while Doug did these episodes, he likely held some sort of support for B+K himself, & probably G+HK in a sense too. Maybe not truely as a couple (cause, yaknow) but then again ya never know! ^^ I support G+HK mainly as a cat to its human type of love, (where they "pick" their favorite human from the house) but I love both ideas because their just adorable either way. ^_^

I'm just SO glad my favorite couple is canon, AND apparently super popular in the fandom! It obviously helps to get more Blik centered fanfics out here, & its just too awesome to see him being such in-character on that much of a majority of the couple's fanfiction! Normally in the average fandom I'm just lucky if I hit it off with a couple on its fan base. Lately its been a hit & miss, mostly miss with me. First Jimmy Neutron & Betty Quinlan from his series, (don't throw Cindy at me, I can barely stand her & I know the hidding feelings thing) then Dexter & Pashmina from Hamtaro (good grief, why STAN of the hamsters? Huh?! Just take a look at Hamtaro's section here & you'll see what I mean). But very thankfully I got super lucky with Blik & Katilda. Little curious about that with him a black cat & everything, lol. But I've always liked to imagine black cats meant GOOD luck, not bad. I heard about that when I was younger once, a rumor or something. Sure would be cool, & it might explain why Blik got so lucky in his fan base, lol!

Only thing besides new episodes I would've liked is if they had included a couple Katilda toys from the McDonald's happy meal toys. I don't buy happy meals anymore obviously, but I buy the toys separate if I like the show their from. I didn't get all of CS's when they first had theirs, but I just bought the whole set (& a grinning Blik plush too ^^) from Ebay yesterday. Should be in the mail by two weeks.

So yeah, I've come full circle already with these two, toys, reading every fanfic I can find, & if I ever could, find OR create a Blik & Katilda wallpaper. I just need copies of the two episodes, really. I have "Katilda", but its video didn't download for me, apparently. It seems to work for others though, here! http://www.megaupload.com/?d=CFNH1M5W

On your G+HK avatar: aww! I'd love to have that screenshot if you could! I love that one. ^-^

Haha, June 4th? I'd be off starting June 6th, but I have 4 missed days to make up, so not till next Thursday for me, sadly. Least I've got me a new obsession that'll last me well after that time! lol Well I'll be looking forward to any B+K & / or Blik centered fanfics from you! He's just that cool to me (even with that personality, lol), & you capture him just perfectly. I wonder if he'd be impressed himself or not, lol. ^^

P.S.~ Do you have MSN or a messenger? I have all 3, but I use msn most often, then yahoo. If you want I can give my msn name, since I don't mind who knows it too much. ^^

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