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I cant remember the originals and since Mecha decided to edit them, they're lost so... Now it's a no-rule forum.... God we're all gonna die...

Ignore her, she's pessimistic. What she really meant to say, was: welcome to the land of liberty. Unlike those Americans with their silly delusions about their 'rights' (insert condescending laughter) we, as a community, have decided to live without an attempt at governing the all-around chaos that internet chat-rooms usually produce. We won't ban you for being offensive, hurtful, demeaning, or an all-around-asshole. We might even tolerate the occasional obnoxious trolling amateur, because after all, we adopted Rusty even when his own mommy and daddy wanted to send him away to Antarctica.

On the other hand, we will try to drive out prepubescent fangirls, Jehovah's witnesses, and illiterates.

Disputes will be settled with extremely gory verbal banter.

Justification of actions is for ninnies. Ignore my hypocrisy, these are GUIDELINES, not RULES. Capiche?

I think my point is made...

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Basically: Talk. That's it...

Oh, and no fecking advertising!

#1 Sep 10th 2006, 8:47am . Edited Jun 02nd, 4:05am

As long as we stick to the rules we should get along just groovy

Oh, totally.

#2 Dec 03rd 2006, 8:12pm . Edited Dec 03rd 2006, 8:15pm

There was no point to that, except that I wanted to see my name listed under "last post" for every topic.

#3 Dec 03rd 2006, 8:17pm

But now I have that honor! The world is mine! (runs away coughing) Yeah, here's a question. Why does Selling souls double to triple post ALL THE TIME?

#4 Dec 04th 2006, 3:52am

I have conquered once again! I don't know why Selling Souls is like that, Mecha. You're a smart boy, why don't you tell us what you think?

#5 Dec 04th 2006, 10:58pm

I suspect it's due to a lack of knowledge on how to edit posts, coupled with terminal indecision and an inability to concisely say what you want to say.

#6 Dec 05th 2006, 2:17pm

Ah, so you ARE observant! Good job, you get a smiley face sticker.

#7 Dec 05th 2006, 9:31pm . Edited Dec 05th 2006, 9:32pm

I'd rather get a concession of defeat.

#8 Dec 06th 2006, 3:50am

Too bad. The invisible smiley face has already been sent to you with telepathic mind waves. You're not getting anything more.

Is it defeat to be aware of one's faults? I don't think so.

#9 Dec 06th 2006, 6:13pm

I think it's more of a defeat to not acknowledge your faults and keep doing things the same way than it is to be aware of your faults and stop trying for a moment just to fix them. However, being aware of your faults is no good if you don't try to do something about them.

#10 Dec 06th 2006, 6:19pm

The only option I have to change the way my brain functions, is medication. My faults are part of who I am, and short of modifying my personality with chemicals, there's virtually nothing I can do. It's not a chronic habit, like nail-biting. No, it's a personality glitch or perhaps distinction, depending on how you're looking at it. I'm a scatterbrained person, but what I lack in mental organization, I make up for in other areas.

However, being aware of your faults is no good if you don't try to do something about them.

If you could really "do something" about your faults, the world would be filled with flawless people. It isn't.

#11 Dec 06th 2006, 7:47pm

Right, but say you're... I don't know, say there's a person who is greedy. Now, perhaps they cannot completely eliminate their greedy impulses, but they can make a conscious effort to stop, attend therapy possibly, and slowly repress these desires through lack of acting upon them.

#12 Dec 07th 2006, 12:27pm

In this case, I feel that this isn't simply a trait, but a fixed part of my identity. It's my style, and however much it annoys me, only time can change things. Besides, what a lame reason to see a therapist. "What's on your mind today" they ask, expecting me to go on about my miserable existence "Oh, I write two posts on internet forums when should concisely write one". That's not even worth paying for.

#13 Dec 07th 2006, 5:31pm

Would it be too much of an irrevocable trespass upon your identity to learn how to use the edit button? Degenerates and lazy ADD monsters, the lot of you.

#14 Dec 07th 2006, 8:22pm

Yes. It would destroy everything that makes me unique. I can't write only

#15 Dec 07th 2006, 8:39pm

one post. It would ruin my

#16 Dec 07th 2006, 8:39pm

artistic statement.

#17 Dec 07th 2006, 8:40pm

You remind me of fantasy authors who randomly decide to make trilogies out of their books because that's popular, and so they have to pad each volume with a bunch of filler. You're the same except for the padding. You just randomly spread sentences out over three posts and expect to be heralded for your artistry.

#18 Dec 07th 2006, 8:49pm

As always, your mind reading skills are commendable*. Look, Mecha. It was something I did on a whim, and it's only purpose was to be silly, bordering on obnoxiously difficult. I'm just biding my time so I won't have to start agreeing with you (god forbid!) and upping RedEyes' post count as I do. I was by no means expecting to be heralded for my non-existent post artistry. On this forum, If I'm being heralded for anything, then it’s necessary to triple-check for sarcasm.

#19 Dec 09th 2006, 11:51am

What was the little asterisk for?

#20 Dec 09th 2006, 9:30pm

Sarcasm.

#21 Dec 10th 2006, 12:56pm

That's kind of a weird way of showing sarcasm? What about saying "commendable" with quotation marks around it or just using more sarcastic adjectives?

#22 Dec 10th 2006, 2:54pm

[sarcasm]It was obviously the Flying Spaghetti Monster who did it with His Noodly Appendage. May He forgive you fo being a couple of twerps.[/sarcasm]

#23 Dec 13th 2006, 2:04am . Edited Dec 13th 2006, 2:06am

Still think were getting along just groovy?

#24 Dec 13th 2006, 6:01pm

This is marking a disturbing trend in sarcasm and uncaring criticism from RedEyes. Maybe she's trying to assume my throne.

#25 Dec 13th 2006, 6:08pm

No, RedEyes just got bored of trying to be nice and has started acting more like herself. There is no way, no how she would want to take your stupid little throne.

#26 Dec 14th 2006, 7:51am

It's PMS, all right.

#27 Dec 14th 2006, 12:11pm

What? Reffering to yourself in thrd person automatically means you have PMS? Bull.

#28 Dec 15th 2006, 6:12am

No, it's just that you've been pissy lately and... wait, wait a minute... you changed your name to FAILED REDEMPTION? Oh, Jesus, oh Christ, oh my gooooo- (spews contents of stomach into garbage can at this emo name) Please, PLEASE change it back. Even Yu-Gi-Oh references are better than your adolescent agonizing.

#29 Dec 15th 2006, 3:55pm

Okay. Guess I'll post here, since it's the 'Welcome' thread...

I've read through most of this topic, I think. I'm not sure.

I was checking through the Bible section - crazy, crazy place, that. Some people just like to argue. And some people are just trolls. I just don't see the point in debating something that you won't win or lose, and my brother, who loves arguments and debates, said something to the effect of 'it's fun'. Anyway...

Aside from the major trolls, like Xians Suck and Anna Vandala, I also came across this: apparently that 'anjel jenny' who posted here before, is actually a minor troll with a companion account known as Angelic Kitty. Weirdos, they all are. I actually thought anjel jenny was XXXbloodyrists666XXX's 'prep account', till I saw that.

Also, although it's not really my place, I liked RedEyesDarknessDragonLady (what a name!) better than Failed Redemption. Plus, it sounds incredibly emo.

#30 Dec 15th 2006, 7:38pm

Hey newbie. I have a little confession to make. I created 'Angelic Jenny' in grade seven along along with my co-conspirator who is in charge of the 'Angelic Kitty' account. What can I say, we were bored. A life composed of Canadian history and cheesy fanfiction just wasn't enough for us.

However, I must apologize to all Christians out there. It was my friend's idea to include religion, though I predicted (correctly) that it wouldn't be a wise choice. Most people in the bible section now believe that both accounts were by the same person and created for the sole purpose of giving Christians a bad name. I'll clear something up; definitely not our motive. Also, you'll notice that Jenny never mentions religion. Aren't I just such a good politically correct little girl.

Thanks for that, I appreciate being called a weirdo. Really, honestly. Please don't judge me for that little mistake, dude. I was an attention seeker with no life. Still am, actually.

Xians Suck hated me. Of course, since I'm an adolescent, nothing I said was worth shit to her. And wasn't it 'Anna Vashalda'?

Small world, FF.net.

#31 Dec 15th 2006, 10:52pm . Edited Dec 15th 2006, 10:55pm

Well, at least it's accurate. You ARE doing a very lousy job of redeeming yourself.

#32 Dec 15th 2006, 10:55pm

*snickers*

You told... yourself... that you're scared for you... lol!

Yeah, it was actually Anna Vashdala.

#33 Dec 16th 2006, 7:23am . Edited Dec 16th 2006, 7:26am

I was considering making myself a troll account called VvVbloodyfangz666VvV, but then I decided that that's too played.

Troll accounts are kinda immature, anyway.

#34 Dec 16th 2006, 7:26am

NO WONDER Selling souls kept saying Angelic jenny was a fake! She just wanted to set us all up for a fall, and now she's gotten us. Disgraceful.

In happier news, this is the 1000th post! Coolio, yo. Also, I got the new, highly anticipated Legend of Zelda game. It's mad awesome. I would be playing it some more if my mother had not decreed that 4 and a half hours of gaming was enough for one day.

#35 Dec 16th 2006, 6:18pm

Wait... how can I do a lousy job of redeeming myself when I'm not trying to? You'll know when I'm REALLY trying on account of every second word in the sentence being "sorry" and the general grovelling.

#36 Dec 17th 2006, 6:50am

Well, at least have a decent name. My name works for me whether I'm feeling cheerful and preppy or sad and emo. Or, well, just don't be emo. I've found that when you think your life is pointless, it becomes more so.

Mecha reminds me strongly of my brother. But that's beside the point.

#37 Dec 17th 2006, 8:40am

For the last time: I will not change my name. I LIKE my name. The name stays. Anyone who wants to argue can argue with the pink fluffy bunny monster that lives under my bed. Make sure you take carrots. He likes carrots.

#38 Dec 17th 2006, 8:52am

You have a bunny monster under your bed? 0_o

I have a dust bunny monster under my bed, though, so...

#39 Dec 17th 2006, 8:54am

Yes. His name is Arnold. The dust bunnies live in the cupboard.

#40 Dec 17th 2006, 8:56am

Yes, well, I'm immature. I probably will be for a long time.

I told you all flat out, a long time ago, that I was Anjel Jenny. No one listened. So, it's your own fault for not being observant.

Cat, your username is nowhere NEAR as emo as my e-mail adress. So therefore, it's decent in my eyes. Anyway, though I occasionally get bored of it, I like my own username. It was inspired by all those websites created for the purpose of selling your soul online.

I had this totally freaky experience last night in which I was convinced that my heater was giving out carbon monoxide fumes and I was going to die. At the time, of course, the fact that my heater was actually ELECTRIC, completely passed my mind. A scarier experience, though, was when I was feverish and my curtains told me to kill my dad. I was certain at that time that I had no control over myself, so I walked upstairs and stood over my parents bed, sobbing. Luckily, they woke up. And hopefully it wasn't too much of a traumatizing experience for them to have their eight year old babbling about patricide.

Bunnies scare me. I have wolf spiders under my bed and invisible mice who eat homework that I forgot to turn in.

Ah, Mecha's briefly switched back into average teenager mode.

#41 Dec 17th 2006, 1:23pm

I think Mecha is an average teenager (I'm going by my brother here). He's just a cynical average teenager. There are several flaws in his theories, after all.

That doesn't mean he can't revel in the glory of the Zelda games...

#42 Dec 18th 2006, 8:41am

Mmm... whatever you say, Cosmic. So, where do you live? I need a new stalking victim.

#43 Dec 18th 2006, 4:46pm

Ahem. Stalking victim?

Anyways, I live in the Caribbean.

Oh, and do call me CC. I prefer it.

#44 Dec 18th 2006, 4:50pm

Yes, stalking victim. If you don't mind, could you provide me with photos, personal information, postal code, and address? It really makes the 'threatening letter' writing much easier.

Oh, COOL! Wait, have we covered two or three continents now? If so, all need to do now is find english-speakers (or french; I could translate) from Africa, Asia, and of course Australia.

I much prefer Cosmic, myself. It's far out, dude.

#45 Dec 18th 2006, 5:00pm . Edited Dec 18th 2006, 5:00pm

*snickers* Yes, but I'm a girl. Though people call girls dudes all the time.

The Caribbean counts as part of South America, so I guess you've covered three continents.

#46 Dec 18th 2006, 5:04pm

I know you're a girl. My friend would kill me, however, if she knew I used the word 'dudette'. She strongly believes that 'dude' is gender ambiguous. Believe me, her wrath must not be evoked.

Too cool. Awesome. Fantastic. Let's go kidnap someone from Asia, now.

#47 Dec 18th 2006, 5:27pm

Well, I only know of one person, and she probably wouldn't be up to raging debates and the like.

I notice that Mecha is the only guy on this forum. Interesting. (*adds to list of ways in which Mecha is like my brother*)

#48 Dec 18th 2006, 5:31pm

Oh, the fragile type? Nah, probably not the best idea.

Mecha isn't just like your brother, he IS your brother. It's a Star Wars style plot twist.

I have a brother. He bites people's ankles.

#49 Dec 18th 2006, 5:52pm

Ah, well, that must be annoying. He is younger than you, right?

My bro's 16. And Mecha's 15.

They have completely different horoscopes, so it's a bit odd that they're so similar. Then again, there are still quite a lot of differences between them.

#50 Dec 18th 2006, 5:58pm . Edited Dec 18th 2006, 6:01pm

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