I love everything in "Damned if you Do", especially how Chase walks away from the service at the end (yay, i was so worried he was gonna re-affirm his faith because of the nuns. Trust me when i say nuns just make you stop believing) "it could be the sacred skunk of joseph" is a great line. I love that whole ep. House eating chinese with Wilson is the only time you see him laugh like that. So sweet.

Bekki. Xxx

I absolutely LOVE all the times when Cuddy smiles at House's interesting retorts. It's like she's really mad at him...but finds him really funny, and can't help smiling.

-K

Cuddy: Prednisone compromises the immune system. Wasn't that the medicine you gave her for that thing she doesn't have?

House: Yeah, that...hey. I'm thinking that's a trick question.

I also like it in the first season when House brought WIlson in for a consult on a woman with a large chest, and Cuddy said something like 'What does medical need increase with cup size?!' Very funny. If anyone knows the quote and episode-I'd be grateful if they told me.

-K

House: Not to her husband. Cosmetic surgery is so that everyone else will look at us differently. Same reason you're wearing that tie.

Wilson: Well exactly, that was going to be my next point.

House: Last three months, same five ties. Thursday should be that paisley thing.

Wilson: It's a gift from my wife.

House: No its not. Julie hates green. You bought that yourself. You want to look pretty. At work. [singsong] Wilson's got a girlfriend…

Wilson: Stop! Stop. I don’t.

Cuddy: It takes TWO department heads to treat shortness of breath? What, do the complications increase exponentially with cup size?

-When House and Stacey want to do something dangerous and the duckings(where did that come from by the way?) try to stop him: 'I'll take the big one, you take the girl, and the australian will run like a scared wombat.' I SUCK AT QUOTING.

-This one hasn't been shown in the UK yet, but its on an advert.

Cuddy: Are you being intentionally dense?!

House: Huh? *Puts on stupid expression*

Good times....

-K

I do love the scared wombat quote as well, it's one of the giggly moments.

"Ducklings" came from a thread on the Television without Pity website, and hasn't ever been used on the show. Also, this is just what I heard from someone else, so no gaurentee that it's true.

-K

Another good moment is in the episode (once again struggling for the episode name) where house is trying to prove that a rival doctor's migraine medicine is a bunch of b.s.--the whole conversation between house and wilson in the lecture hall is a frickin' riot.

Oh and there are so many other truly priceless moments...i simply love the snarky coments that just run rampant through the show. I have such a weak spot for sarcastic humor and kudos to those who can write it--i've tried and it's hard as hell!

:)

House:vomit...still moist

sniffs it

House: what do you think? couple days old?

sticks it in Chase's face, chase pushes it away

Chase: tryin to make me hurl?

House: Ya, and heres the big finish

licks his fingers, Cameron swallows hard

House: salty, chemical inbalance

House: Hello? Hi mom... [blabber] [puts down phone]

Cameron: Who was that?

House: Angelina Jolie. I call her mom. Who thinks that's sexy?

I don't know. It seems kind of overlooked, in a way, but I love this moment.

I just love the shot of the ducklings laughing and Cuddy leaving the room after that too. Hilarious.

I've got all [most] my favourite House moments on my profile .. no, I'm NOT obsessed! :P

lol.

And I love the look on Cameron's Face when Chase admits to having kissed a nine year old

When House tells Cameron he loves her just to get an DNA sample for her HIV test, and then the next day when Cameron says "This is the most important moment of my life and you're still a jerk." and House replies "comforting isn't it" (again something like it)

And the last one is in Hunting when Cameron asks House and Foreman if they ever had unprotected sex, and House figures out that they slept together. Here are the quotes... sort of

House: Aren't you going to ask Chase (she looks away akwardly)

Chase: I'm not an idiot

House: of course not, who doesn't sleep with a drugged up coworker when they get the chance

I have to agree, with a lot of the stuff already mentioned. Three moments that sprang to me, while reading the tread.

During socratic method: House wants to avoid Cuddy, and when he notices her on his tracks he slips in the next bathroom. But she follows him in anyway. I like their conversation there.

Duringhunting: House takes Foreman aside, because he needs a consultfor another patient. They talk about the symptoms an possible causes. Only problem the "patient" is Houses rad., well at least later it's Houses. I read that during a train ride and really had to bite my cheek, so I wuldn't start laughing out loud. (When thid episodeaired in Germany I hadn't started watching House yet, so I couldn't watch it actually watch it yet.)

Günni

The best moment is when House has placed himself in the chapel in the third season, episode "Lines in the sand". Or in the episode "Damned if you do" were he says: "There I was in the clinic, drunk. I open the drawer, closed my eyes, took the first syringe I could find..."

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