INfernal case of infernal random from the burning depths of MIND THE HAT! - Sanctus Forum

Topic: INfernal case of infernal random from the burning depths of MIND THE HAT!

i just had too...

#1 Nov 05th 2006, 1:13pm

you.. are... wierd..

*Chocobo bows with huge madhatter hat on, tipping it on the way down*

Chocobo: Why thank you...

*sighs*

#2 Nov 05th 2006, 4:48pm

seriously, there like little outposts for me...

#3 Nov 05th 2006, 5:04pm

Vanguard Ziggy

Blinks at this, The Heck?!

#4 Nov 06th 2006, 10:55pm

DENIAL! THE WORLD IS IN DENIAL OVER VEGGIE ICECREAM!

#5 Nov 07th 2006, 10:14am

VEGGIE ICECREAM! Must... destroy... veggie... icecream... *shoots chocobo*

#6 Nov 09th 2006, 2:46am

*sees blood, looks up* you ever get the sensation... that no one wants you there?...*falls to ground*

#7 Nov 09th 2006, 4:50pm

*returns*

chocobo:*Qith creepy darth vader nask* I have returned. For a while anywaszs/ some people are becoming really mean these days, so im sticking around here...

#8 Nov 24th 2006, 9:54am

Behold!

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/#start

#9 Nov 24th 2006, 12:44pm

"i will think you hamster into my leg!" cried the numou. WHos was untoastered by hat. And hat was kiled, from having to much hat love. and pandas grew chainsaws for arms. and the bambo became rock. the sky became delicous vinalla pudding. and the earth became a giant german chocolate cake. and the snorlax indulged beyond compariosn. and steve iriwn killed Diablo, using a sting ray barb. and jesus cried out "SOUUUULLLS!" Whilst the monkey ate poop."And here we see the noble lion defecating on the lesser flamingo" said the E tard.And santa was hit by Jimmy hendrix in the groin. and shaq ran in wielding a crunch bar and SMITE SMITE SMITE'd the smurfs and tinkerbell wannabees. and the pigs squeled fueled by such hormones that they killed each other. and the ninja pirates unloaded injector rounds on the ducks, causing them to explode violently, Then gs ran into the topic and said WTF. and Office jesus crippled my toe for eternity. and mr rogers came in on a pocket bike racer, with a brand new "JIHADI JOE" action figure on him. and then a moogle ran in and killed the chocobo by violently glomping it to death."im solid snaking it in the bush!" cried the kitty, as it angrily beat the fish man with a Oreck vaccum till he vomitted. and the smaurai castarated the gnat. and the man poored peanut butter on his dog."ILL SHALL CLAIM MY ALBERTO" cried quagmire. And the angst cannon was brought to bear and it made an entire New york city emo.

and somewhere, a chocobo laughed.

#10 Nov 25th 2006, 4:55pm

Quoth the moogle of nevermore:

"I dont like you SAM-UR-I! I WILL BREAK YOUR LITTLE THIGH!" and he killed the god of thigh.

and chickens died.

#11 Nov 25th 2006, 4:58pm

YonderTiger

Behold!

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/#start

Ah! The Ultimate Showdown! I love it! *sings it*

#12 Nov 25th 2006, 7:27pm

Earworm:*eeveberates*

chocobo:....

#13 Nov 26th 2006, 7:20am

Whatever in the world happened to the Chocobo that wrote freakishly weird crap?

I almost miss the monkey poo.

#14 Jan 07th, 10:37am

I honestly wonderd the same thign when i read through the forum topics.. hmm.. ill give it a go.

( goes to pimp my ride)

YOU DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE BLIND PEOPLE SO WE INSTALLED HELEN KELLER INTO YOUR TRUNK!

Man:*SPazes and flashes txt speak in sign langauge*

#15 Jan 07th, 12:47pm

wtf! 0_o

HELLEN KELLER ROCKS!!! :headbang:

#16 Jan 07th, 7:14pm

Ooh, Pimp My Ride!

Mad Mike: We hooked you up, with a completely black windshield! That way you can never see through it!

Xzibit: Yeah, I guess he really can crash some (CENSORED) up like that.

Guy: Wow, that's off the chain!

Mad Mike: We also got rid of your old engine, and filled it with mud!

Guy: Oh, no way! That is awesome!

#17 Jan 07th, 7:50pm

Mad Mike: We can't forget our themesong either! Its in four different languages, and in brail on your steering wheel!

*Barney themesong begins to play*

WINNAGE

#18 Jan 07th, 8:45pm

*car:IM NOT A CAR IM A TRRANSFORMER. NO FOR GOD SAKE DONT RIP OUT MY..

*rips out engine*

#19 Jan 08th, 5:54pm

And so thats the REAL events concerning Jazz's death...

In other news, there is a fiend on fanfiction.net filling forums with spam. Not the delicious spam you make burgers out of *charming reporter laughs charmingly and smile charmingishly to his charming co-host Kathy, who laughs with him for a sec*

Thats right, Bob. More than one spammer has been reported in the forums, under the screenames Bubblegum Chocobo, gamecubeprofessional, Godsspiker, and a few unnamed screenammed people.

*smile charmingly again*

GS: *to noone in particular *cough*GCP*cough*- For the love of Bob and Kathy, someone shoot them please... Whatever happened to my Zebracannon??

#20 Jan 08th, 6:04pm

*whips out the double Wii Zappers with a shotgun slung over back*

#21 Jan 12th, 3:46pm

im bored...

#22 Jan 20th, 4:02pm

*throws chocobo off a cliff.....

0_o

Bet you aren't bored now..

#23 Jan 23rd, 11:33am

*huggeling your leg* :< why do you keep hurting my clones! all they wanna do is be cuddly and such :'<

#24 Jan 23rd, 6:22pm

Mate, you musta learned from the best... *points to self*

#25 Jan 24th, 3:35am

GAH! *jumps in surprise*

Oi! Don't flatter yourself GCP. You're only good at weaseling out of trouble *smacks head ;p*

At least Chocobo looks cute getting out of it :3

#26 Jan 24th, 3:03pm

But... it is my birthday!

(26/01/08 my b-day this year)

#27 Jan 25th, 7:09pm

I fink I missed that..

BUT HAAPPEEH BIRTHDAYYYY!!!!

#28 Feb 07th, 3:01pm