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Topic: hermione's unexpected romance

hermione:he has a nice arse "woops i really hope i did not say that out loud".

#1 Nov 07th 2007, 10:06am

Fred turned around. "Why thank you."

(lol, I couldn't resist. you don't have to keep that in the story if you don't want to. Is this a real, like...rp, rp?)

#2 Nov 07th 2007, 8:46pm . Edited Nov 07th 2007, 8:49pm

Hermione:(blushing furiously)your welcome??

#3 Nov 08th 2007, 4:28am

Fred burst out laughing.

#4 Nov 09th 2007, 7:59pm

George bopped Fred on the head and said to Hermione, "My arse is identical to his!!"

#5 Nov 11th 2007, 12:07pm . Edited Nov 11th 2007, 12:07pm

Fred smirked at his twin. "Yeah, but on me, it works."

(lol stole that from a suite life epi. Cody:"I have your face, AND you hair." Zack: "Yeah, but on me... it works.")

#6 Nov 11th 2007, 8:46pm

(lol)

"Says who?" George demanded. "Hey, Hermione! Given that we are absolutely identical down to the last freckle . . . who's better looking?? I suggest you condsider your answer very carefully."

#7 Nov 12th 2007, 12:46pm

Fred grinned and gave his twin a shove. "Yeah, when I look at you, it's like looking in a mirror.... a fun house mirror!" He teased.

#8 Nov 12th 2007, 6:27pm

hermione:(beet red)well if i have to awnser that i would say fred,..... but bill has the best arse.

#9 Nov 13th 2007, 4:29am

"I might say the same to you!" George said, bopping Fred on the head again, then he realised what Hermione had said. "Hey!! Bill?? He has NOT got as nice an arse as me!! He hasn't even got as nice an arse as Fred - and that's saying something!"

#10 Nov 13th 2007, 8:29am

well if you ever bothered looking at it you would see what a nice arse he has. i mean yes fred your is "nice" but that is all it is compared to bill's......i mean his is really tight, ron's however is sooo flabby(i really hope nobody but fred and george heard me say that, knowing my luck molly probably heard.)would you two please forget i said all that, nobody can ever know.

#11 Nov 13th 2007, 10:38am

"What? You mean nobody can ever know that you like my arse? I can't tell anyone?' he said, grinning teasinly. 'Oi! Harry! Come'ear I got to tell you something!" he called out, totally just trying to make Hermione blush.

#12 Nov 13th 2007, 9:07pm

"Guess who Hermione thinks has a nice arse!" George said to Harry with a grin.

#13 Nov 14th 2007, 11:51am

oh come on you two you can't do this to me.....please don't.

#14 Nov 15th 2007, 4:27am

"Can't we?" asked George, pretending to be surprised. "I was under the impression that it is completely within my power to keep harry up-to-date with the latest developments in the world of arse-comparing."

#15 Nov 15th 2007, 9:01am

GEORGE WEASLEY!!!!..........you better not tell him any thing or........... i will hex you into oblivion.

#16 Nov 15th 2007, 9:50am

"Fine, fine!" he said innocently (*snort*). "Must dash, Hermione. And if I see Bill, I'll let him know . . ." with that he disapperated with a crack, laughing.

#17 Nov 15th 2007, 12:39pm

Fred was doubled over laughing now.

Harry wondered over. "What are you guys shouting about?" he asked, looking from Fred to Hermione.

(is it okay if we have more than one chary?)

#18 Nov 15th 2007, 6:54pm

(you can have anyone you want as long as they aren't taken)

(sweetly)oh and fred you better not let him tell bill or you won't be able to call yourself a man.

#19 Nov 16th 2007, 4:29am

Fred only grinned at her.

Harry looked confused. "Uh, what's going on?"

#20 Nov 16th 2007, 12:37pm

Voldemort (is that OK?) appeared and said, "Now, Harry Potter, we meet again! Prepare to die horribly!!! Muahahahahaha!!!! Oh, and -" he looked at Fred and Hermione, "you too."

#21 Nov 18th 2007, 8:14am

(hyperventalating)oh no i can't die yet i still need to read all those books i bought.

#22 Nov 19th 2007, 4:30am

Harry almost jumped out of his skin.

Fred glared. "I think not.' he turned to Hermione. '' 'mione, chill."

#23 Nov 19th 2007, 4:34pm

(still hyperventalating/crying)oh my god i just realized something.......i'm going to die a virgin.

#24 Nov 20th 2007, 4:33am

George apperated back to the spot. "Well, don't feel too bad. So is Fred. But I think i know a way we can solve both your problems . . ."

#25 Nov 20th 2007, 8:27am

(embarassed)oh........ you don't have to george.....(wispering)besides i think bill is listening at the door. please voldemort don't kill me i've always wanted to have kids and get married....and collect a library full of books.

#26 Nov 20th 2007, 10:34am

Fred looked grossed out. " What are you insinuating?' he shot at George. 'Never mind, I don't want to know. And 'Mione dear, don't worry I'm sure you'll be able to get married and have books... I mean kids." he teased her.

Harry glared and started to Duel with Voldemort.

#27 Nov 20th 2007, 6:02pm

Voldemort got hit by a bat-bogey hex and started to cry.

"Great," said George cheerfully, "now at least my life won't have been completely pointless - hold on a second." he slapped his forehead, then grabbed Harry and Hermione, and dissapperated to - (where?? Ron's got to be there!!)

#28 Nov 22nd 2007, 12:55pm . Edited Nov 22nd 2007, 12:56pm

(Oh, come on, come back please? Pretty please? With cherries on top!!!)

#29 Nov 25th 2007, 6:47am

You two are so mean....i would certainly never want to have kids with you.

#30 Nov 26th 2007, 4:28am

"That's not nice, Hermione," said George, pretending to be offended.

(Any idea where we are? I'm hoping this is parody-style so anywhere will do =3)

#31 Nov 27th 2007, 12:20pm

(closet)well you aren't supposed to force yourself on a girl, besides remember that your arse isn't that interesting.

#32 Nov 28th 2007, 4:28am

"Well, I challenge you to tell the difference between my arse and Harry's, here in this . . . dark closet. Hah!"

#33 Nov 29th 2007, 12:36pm

Lupin entered, heard a noise and opened the closet door. He jumped slightly. "Oh-Excuse me, am I interupting something?" he was blushing. Fred was walking by the door and heard. He burst out laughing.

#34 Nov 29th 2007, 3:37pm

(dangerously)you better let me out of this closet now or i will sic bill or malfoy or ron on you.... oh yes we can't forget your mother now can we.

#35 Nov 30th 2007, 4:32am

Fred walked over and wretched the closet door open wide. "Can have you getting dear mum upset now 'Mione..." he grinned.

#36 Nov 30th 2007, 10:30pm

2Certainly not," agreed George, stepping out of the closet. "Why, good evening, Mr Lupin," he said, "not interupting anything at all. Mione here was just giving me a little talk."

#37 Dec 01st 2007, 12:33pm

"I see." Lupin said, raising an eyebrow severely at George.

Fred was laughing again.

#38 Dec 01st 2007, 1:46pm

"Argh!" George yelled. "The Evil Eyebrow raising of Doom!"

#39 Dec 02nd 2007, 4:35am

(screams)bill, ron, mrs.weasley fred and george are trying to seduce me!!!!

#40 Dec 03rd 2007, 6:31am

(I'm afraid this is where punctuation flips from an add-on to a matter of life and death. Did you mean:

"Bill, Ron, Mrs Weasley! Fred and George are trying to seduce me!!"

or:

"Bill, Ron, Mrs Weasley, Fred and George are trying to seduce me!!"

??)

#41 Dec 03rd 2007, 11:00am . Edited Dec 03rd 2007, 11:00am

(okay correction)

(screams) Bill, Ron, Mrs.Weasley !!! Fred and George are trying to seduce me !!!!!

#42 Dec 04th 2007, 4:27am

Lupin just rolled his eyes at George.

Fred put his hand to his heart in fake offence. " I am doing no such thing!"

#43 Dec 06th 2007, 8:21pm

FRED WEASLEY you are a LIAR!

#44 Dec 07th 2007, 4:28am

"Uh! I am no such thing Hermione Jean Granger!

#45 Dec 07th 2007, 7:33am

Prove it then.......oh you owe me a favor for trying to seduce me.

#46 Dec 07th 2007, 10:30am

"I do not!" he said, sticking his nose in the air.

#47 Dec 07th 2007, 11:55am

fine then bill is a curse breaker.........

#48 Dec 09th 2007, 12:42pm

"What?" fred asked, looking at her.

Lupin just watched them. Honestly.

#49 Dec 09th 2007, 3:19pm