(Lol I've just got to use his insane name again XD It'll confuse Jack so much!)

Vash stood up straight, with a serious look on his face. "I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the third." He then looked normal again. "Don't hesitate to call!"

Jack blinked and shook his head. "... Must be the rum..."

Elizabeth looked at him. "And what are you doing here on this ship?"

Vash looked upward a bit as he recounted his doings on the ship. "Well, I've never been on a ship before, so I ran onto the boat all excited, then we had a battle to see who would be captain, and that guy over there cheated by using his genie so he won and is now captain, and now I'm explaining why I'm on the ship to you. I think that sums it up..."

"Like hell he is..." Jack muttered darkly, then looked innocent.

Elizabeth sighed. "Do you know where Will is?"

"Well, Mister Drunk, over there, called him something weird earlier and said we're not leaving until he's on the ship, but I don't think we ever got him," Vash said, pointing to Jack.

"That's CAPTAIN mister drunk to you." Jack said with a miffed expression.

"He won the captain contest," Vash muttered, pointing to Wario with a sad look.

Julius looked around, then folded his arms, trying to think. "Hey, I can probably get you out of here, if you want," he said to Teila.

She looked at him. "How are going to do that?"

"I can teleport you to anywhere you want."

"I don't trust you."

"Alright. You shouldn't." There was a pause. "I ended here anwway, when I was aiming for someplace else."

"That's what I thought."

Shephard started to pace while messing with his omnitool.

Pintel, stepping up after watching and listening to the whole converstation "Actually, Will is in the brig down there. Per Barbossa's orders. He escaped earlier, but we got 'em back while Barbossa was yellin for people to get on the ship."

"Yeah, a fast one he is." Ragetti adds.

"Ah," Vash replied with a small, slightly bored nod.

"Let him out!" Elizabeth demanded at Barbosa.

Jack gave Wario a filthy look. "It's still my ship."

The murloc suddenly appeared on Elizabeth's head, with a gurgled question. It leaned over and peered at her face, greeting her with a wave.

Elizabeth let out a shriek and pried it off her head, holding it at arms length.

It smiled innocently, then jumped out of her hands and licked her face. "Rarglgrr!" it shouted happily.

She let out another shriek of surprise, and started at it with wide eyes.

"Make sure you don't let it get the idea you like being bitten," Vash told her, rubbing a ravaged cheek.

Elizabeth blinked at it a few times, and then grinned and snuggled it, practically squeezing it to death. "It's cute..."

The murloc let a surprised squeak as it was just about choked.

"Yes... cute."

She just held it tightly, grinning.

The creature pushed at her arms, trying to get more air. Its attempts seemed to be useless against her obsessive hugging.

Elizabeth stopped hugging it finally, but didn't let it go.

The murloc inhaled deeply, then let a sigh of relief. It looked up at Elizabeth's face and poked her nose.

"Yes," Tom said to Legolas. "My name is Tom Bombadil, although the elves know me as Iarwain Ben-adar."

Luna looked inquisitly at the murloc. "Is that a murloc?" she asked Elizabeth.

It looked at Luna, wondering if she could free it from the woman's insane hugging.

Andy woke up, his sensors and optical functions whirring to life within him.

"Woah! Erm...pleasure to meet you, miss. Might I be allowed to know your name?" the bomb asked, looking at Elizabeth and speaking in his most polite voice.

Will looked at the ship. He still wasn't going to go on. Now he wasn't even convinced with the thing called Wario as captain.

Julius ran his hand through his hair, then kept staring at the lightsabers. "I thought you were science fiction."

"You mean us? The jedi? We're are no such thing...whatever you called it. Science Ficiton?"

"It means...it mean you were created by people. I write stories."

"Oh. Well, I guess you have proof we exist. I wonder what they're doing it that ship thing."

Vash stared at Andy incredulously. This woman seemed to be making people act odd. "...and you acted so mean to me," he said sorely.

Elizabeth blinked at the thing. ".... Elizabeth Swan." she said, still holding the murloc.

"Ya, if you're starting to feel unsure if that bomb spoke, it did. He's not very nice, either!" he said, jabbing Andy in the blinking red light. "He even exploded on me earlier!"

Elizabeth just blinked again, weirded out.

"What?" he asked, peering up at her while he was still bent over the bomb, his finger about to jab the light again.

"did that thing just talk?"

Vash fell over with a sigh. "I just told you, lady!"

Elizabeth didn't seem to her him or comprehend what he was saying. "But it's a bomb. They don't talk."

"It's a weird bomb," Vash said as he got back up.

Andy sighed melodramatically. "No one ever understands me..." He sniffed.

"Well you're not exactly normal to these people," Vash said, waving a hand toward the others on the ship.

As if on cue Jack started to sway and sing "A pirates life for me" under his breath. (haha;) )

Elizabeth rolled her eyes slightly. "Actually, we're pretty used to weird...."

"Looks like it... It's a wonder he hasn't puked by now, with all the alcohol he's had!"

"Ha, he's building up an immunity to it I think..."

"He must have a lot of tolerance to be able to drink that extensively, though," Vash replied, glancing at the drunk man. "So why were you looking for that Will person?"

"He's supposed to be here!' she said, sounding annoyed. 'He's my boyfriend."

"Ooohh, ok then... Well, I think those two guys took him down there." He pointed to the stairs behind him.

"I looked. I think he's still on shore!" she glared at Jack.

Jack looked innocent. "What? I didn't make him follow me to shore."

(Aw I g2g to bed... night!)

(Ok, g'night.)

"Well, I guess he is," Vash stated, looking back to the shore. "That means he's going to get left there, because we've already started moving."

"A talking bomb," Luna said, looking at it. "Well that's interesting. Hello Mister Bomb, my name's Luna Lovegood."

Andy was grumbling about the inavailability of everyone on the ship, despite the fact that he wasn't human, when Luna spoke up. "Eh? Whaddya-er, hello to you as well! My given name is a boring series of numbers, but you many call me...uh..." He was trying to figure out whatever "Andy" was shortened from. He had no idea, so he figured he'd stick with what he knew. "Andy."

Barbossa checked the cell and saw that Will wasn't there. He went up to Pintel and Ragetti. "You idiots said you put Will in the big, but his body is not there!" Barbossa yelled.

"But we did, didn't we?" Ragetti asked to Pintel.

"Maybe I dreamed it." Pintel said.

Barbossa sighs and goes to release the anchor. The ship stops. "Now, you idiots swim out and fetch the boy!"

"Us why us?" Ragetti asks.

"Because you didn't get the boy in the first place!!"

The two pirates jump in the water and swim to shore.

Will watched the two pirates swim. "What are they doing?"

Everyone else turned to see the pirates. "Looks like they're coming for you, Will," Teila said.

"Ya..." Vash said, glancing at Andy in response to the concept of everyone being taken. He then put on his sunglasses and looked over the sea, his elbows supporting him on the deck's side.

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