The first two are from Darkwing; one is when he’s blind and loses his confidence. He says “I’m useless, finito, a spare sock in the hamper of life.” That spare sock in the hamper thing just struck me as hilarious.

The other is when he takes that drink, I think it was a drink if I remember correctly; it might have been food. Anyway, in Apes of Wrath, he takes something and then explodes and Gosalyn obviously wants to try it. He’s says, “forget it, Gosalyn. You’re too young to explode.”

My favorite LP quote is when he’s talking to Tia in U.F. Foe and says “last time I saw something like this was when the anchovies on my pizza went bad.” It just seemed like the perfect thing to say when you see something weird.

-"My dad always thinks I'm lying. Of course, he's usually right." Gos in a “brush with oblivion”

-“Hey, I’m a kid I'm supposed to be irresponsible” Gos in “Darkly dawn the duck”

-“Spirited, eh? Ha ha ha!....I hate that.” Negs in “Darkwing Dubloon”

“No no no. I want to win. I want to win. me me me me me!” Darkwing in the same epi.

-“Nanana missed me" Negs to Neptunia when she tries to bite him in “Justice Ducks”

-“My dad said go to my room, but he didn't say stay” Gos in “the quivering quack”

-“You are NOT a well person.” “And you're normal? 'I am the cold sore that stings your lip' We are definitely talking DEMENTED!” Darkwing and MegaVolt

- “Put out Darkwing put out Darkwing” Bushy, Liqui, DW in “Justice Dusk”

-“They called me crazy…they called me insane…THEY CALLED ME LOONEY!! and boy, were they right.” "what was I a dentist, no that's not right king of the jungle?" Megs in “Class Reunion”

-“I like coffee I like thee. I like toys and they like me. I seen Paris I see France, I see Wiffle boy kicked his pans.” QuakerJack when he first appears.

And then the all time favourites:

“It’s play time”

“I'm the terror that flaps in the night… (I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3 am. *this is one of my favourites terrors*) I’m Darkwing Duck!”

“Regular or extra crispy”

“Kean gear”

…The switch…

"And to think all that time all I had to was ask." Negs sais this in "My Valentine ghoul" when Darkwing jumped of a cliff when Nega Duck told him to because Gos accidentely sprayed her dad with the love potion.

Hehe. The absolutely heart broken way Darkwing whimpers this is so adorable it's up there so high on my favorite quotes in a show that is littered with awesome dialog. The episode was "In like Blunt"... I think that's what it was called anyway.

My favorite Megavolt quote is in Clash Reunion when he says, "I can seek revenge on those who tormented me, those who made me a freak, those who gave me this, this ridiculous hair style!"

I love the lunacy in his voice when he says "ridiculous hair style."

Actually, I'm watching the episode again because I wanted to get the quote right, and it's full of funny quotes.

"You're chemestry!"

"You may be tough, but I'm not! Um, or, something."

"I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the grade curve that gives you an F! I am Darkwiiiiiiing Duck!" Then Megavolt says "I foresee doom."

"Oh my! What has happened here while I was gone and, not around at all."

"Horse do overs."

"Gee, I suppose I oughta barbecue you now, but I just haven't got the heart."

Didn't Batman used to say holy cats? I'm sure I heard it somewhere other than this episode.

"Oh, sob, that's so sweet! It's great to have you back! Too bad I've gotta vaporize you!" Did DW actually let Megavolt hug him? I can't picture that.

"At last! At last! I'll be rid of those meddling kids and their nosy dog! Whoa, wrong cartoon! At last, I'll have my revenge on, um, I didn't just knock Darkwing down to where all that rubber cement is, did I?"

"Gee, Drake, sorry I acted like a chowder head." "Aw, Ham, you weren't acting."

"I may have lost, but at least I know Darkwing' Duck's secret identity. He's Elmo Sputterspark! No, that's not right; he's Ham String. No, that was the big guy. Oh darn it!" Megavolt cracks me up!

This is not a Clash Reunion quote, but I like when Darkwing says "I'll stop that assaulting battery." He's trying to prove he's alive in Dead Duck.

"Dead Duck" has a few really good ones:

DW: "Now tell him you're pulling the plug on his evil scheme."

LP: "I'm pulling the plug on your evil scheme! You'll never work in this town again!"

DW: "No improvising!"

I love that one. The misuse of the "never work in this town again" line just kills me. XD Oh yeah, and "Oh, I can't just stay here and let Death take Herb. ...Can I?"

That's probably why that episode was nominated for a Daytime Emmy... the writing was just SO GOOD.

The Liquidator in particular must have a bunch.

DW: Ants are amazing! They can lift ten times their own weight!

LP: I don't see what the big deal is...ANYBODY can lift ten times an ANT'S weight.

Then in one of those other episodes ("Apes of Wrath"?), Darkwing has a moment where he says, "OK, so I don't practice what I preach; I'm a parent, I can get away with it."

That's all I can think of now...but a quick question: has anyone posted the episode "Class Reunion" online? I desperately want to see that, and I don't think I can stand the YEAR-LONG WAIT Disney puts between these DVD sets...

From Inside Binkys Brain

DW:This is horrible!

LP:Ugh you're telling me. Red and white are just not her colors

DW:I am the terror that flaps in the night I am the burned out lightbulb that you can't reach. I am Darkwing Duck!

MV:Get ready to be deadmeat duck

DW:I know, I know Im sorry...I tried to stop her before but...WAIT A MINUTE! You`re the villain! Im not supposed to apologize to you! Im supposed to smash you!!!"

MV:Ahah! I knew you would fall for the old fool them with grease trick.

DW:Unfourtnely the only one about to get hurt was someone very important to me. Me. (Could his ego be any bigger?XD)

MV talking to the lightbulbs:Go on run away. Oh no they've been weakened! I'll have to nurse them back to health.

Little hero:You haven't met my partner.

Ego:ROAR

DW scared:My ego?

Twin Beaks

Bushroot:I may be a mutant plant duck but hey I'm an earth mutant plant duck.

LP:The cows are not what they seem.

DW:What the heck does that mean?

Haunting of Mr. Bannna Brain

QJ:Oh no fair why do you get all the neat clothes?

DW:Quackerjack?

QJ:Go ahead and laugh I feel so foolish. *runs and clings to DWs leg* :You have to get me out of here. I'll go crazy.

DW:Go?

QJ:You wouldn't hold a thing like sanity against a guy would ya?

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