Flawed - My Toes Will Never Be The Same Again Forum

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4116130/1/Flawed

Topic: Flawed

#1 Mar 11th 2008, 1:48pm

Erm, OK. I barely understood any of that. All I could tell was that it was rubbish about incest between the sons of Feanor.

#2 Mar 11th 2008, 2:00pm

Maedhros and bloody Fingon. What is it about those two that people think they are in mad, horny love. THEY'RE COUSINS! That's incest! Suffice to say I left her a flamey gift in the reviews section.

#3 Mar 11th 2008, 3:20pm

Cool, I'll go and check that out!

#4 Mar 11th 2008, 3:27pm

My flamey gift or the story?

#5 Mar 11th 2008, 3:27pm

Your wonderful flamey gift! *g* They got 2 reviews and they were both complete opposites.

#6 Mar 11th 2008, 3:30pm

Love the review you left, BB. Hate the story. Yes, it is flawed. Flawed in the fact that the author has so bloody respect for Tolkien.

#7 Mar 11th 2008, 3:37pm

Absolutely. I hate slash in Tolkien. Gross and wrong.

#8 Mar 11th 2008, 3:40pm

Slash should not be allowed in great works of fiction.

#9 Mar 11th 2008, 3:59pm

Alas that you are one of the few people who think that, and thus proving that this is the last haven of sanity on the internet.

#10 Mar 11th 2008, 4:05pm

I just got a review reply!

thank you for reviewing my story, "flawed" - i am grateful for all feedback,

positive or negative, although i would like to quickly mention a few things.

first, i'm confused as to whether you actually read my fic. you mentioned

"mad, horny love" in your review, something which i don't remember writing.

actually, the characters didn't even do so much as hold hands.

second, you had the audacity to say that i "obviously have no respect for

Tolkien or his work" - which is rather silly, i think. i write fanfiction in

tribute to Tolkien and his great works. why would i do so if i did not

respect him?

third, Tolkien expressly states that Maedhros “appeared to be unwed.”

there is no mention of him in a heterosexual relationship whatsoever, and

therefore no proof that he was straight.

fourth, homophobia is not cool. prejudice will get not nowhere. that’s

pretty much all I have to say on the subject.

And my reply...

You are so delusional it's untrue. Meadhros and Fingon were cousins, you know- family? Would you want to have it away with your cousin- because I certainly wouldn't. Do you really think Tolien- a devout catholic and god fearing man, meant his creations to be homosexual? The answer is a resounding no.

Stupid woman.

#11 Mar 12th 2008, 6:58am

hahahaha. You spelt Tolkien wrong, by the by.

#12 Mar 12th 2008, 8:22am

Damn it!!! Bloody typing errors!

#13 Mar 12th 2008, 12:47pm

S'allright mate. We all do it.

#14 Mar 12th 2008, 12:50pm

Did you really add the Stupid Woman?

#15 Mar 12th 2008, 1:35pm

Err... yes. Well she is!

#16 Mar 12th 2008, 1:36pm

Wow, that was polite!

#17 Mar 12th 2008, 1:51pm

Do you think that was a bit nasty? Ah, fuck it, she gave me back chat.

#18 Mar 12th 2008, 3:52pm

It's off now isnt it!

#19 Mar 12th 2008, 3:54pm

Nope, still there. Waiting to be flamed.

#20 Mar 12th 2008, 3:54pm

Awwww I thought it was off!

#21 Mar 12th 2008, 4:03pm

Alas, no! I think we're about to be spammed again- go and look at the pushuruk thread.

#22 Mar 12th 2008, 4:05pm

Oh crud.

#23 Mar 12th 2008, 4:15pm

oh for Mordor's sake what the fuck? *wanders off to look*

#24 Mar 12th 2008, 4:31pm

Did you get my PM? (don't mention what it's about here)

#25 Mar 12th 2008, 4:42pm

havent checked me e-mail yet. Will check right now, when I'm finished here.

#26 Mar 12th 2008, 5:16pm

Do they really care what we say about them? I think I'm going to have to block that achetyple-whatever person. The only time s/he/it comes on is to snark at us.

#27 Mar 13th 2008, 5:16am

Yep, got the PM, will obey! :)

Well, they havent siad anything too bad have they?

#28 Mar 13th 2008, 7:38am

It's just a pain more than anything ;)

#29 Mar 13th 2008, 7:42am

True. Did we get spammed or are they still planning it?

#30 Mar 13th 2008, 7:48am

Don't know.

#31 Mar 13th 2008, 7:49am

What forum? I'll go check.

#32 Mar 13th 2008, 7:54am

Don't want to talk about it here!

#33 Mar 13th 2008, 12:42pm

Ok1 Lets talk about something completly random! Any ideas?

#34 Mar 13th 2008, 12:52pm

Was Aule a bad judge of character?

#35 Mar 13th 2008, 12:55pm

How so?

#36 Mar 13th 2008, 1:03pm

Sauron and Saruman were both his Maia spirits, and he was all for giving Morgorth another chance.

#37 Mar 13th 2008, 2:34pm

They were his? I thought you were talking about the creation of the dwarves. He must have been quite lax with his maias then. I don't think he was a bad judge of character, Morgoth fooled all of the Valar except Ulmo and most of the elves.

#38 Mar 13th 2008, 3:37pm

And Tulkas, yeah Aule also created dwarves, which was also a bad idea in my opinion. The only elves not fooled by Morgorth were the Vanyar and the Teleri.

#39 Mar 13th 2008, 4:06pm

And the House of Fingolfin ;)

#40 Mar 13th 2008, 4:06pm

So nearly all the elves then.

#41 Mar 13th 2008, 4:18pm

Actually, I think it's only the Noldor he fooled, becuse he was most interested in them, as they were intelligent, skillful and quick to learn.

#42 Mar 13th 2008, 4:38pm

Maybe Aule was just trying to see the best in people. ;)

#43 Mar 13th 2008, 6:34pm

Mmmmm. I bet he was hot though.

#44 Mar 14th 2008, 3:48pm

*nods* Oh I'm sure of it.

#45 Mar 15th 2008, 6:08am

Which Valar would you have if you could only have one? And Lorien is mine.

#46 Mar 15th 2008, 1:02pm

Mandos

Mmmmmm....

...strict men...

#47 Mar 15th 2008, 3:10pm

Or Aule as he is good with his hands, lol.

#48 Mar 15th 2008, 3:10pm

And highly muscular from working in that forge!

#49 Mar 15th 2008, 3:37pm