Welcome all Beasties! - Beast Wars Bed and Breakfast Forum

Topic: Welcome all Beasties!

Welcome to the Beast Wars Bed and Breakfast. Stop in and have some fun. A few peices of advice bots.

#1. Save the foul language for the battlefeild. Plenty other words you can say. Like "I love you!" Well maybe not that sappy, but you get the idea.

#2. We might be both Maximals and Predicons here, but I don't wanna find any prejiduce of ANY type here. We're all bots. Deal with it! (Well saying slaging Pred, or moronic Maxi is allowed to some extent, as long as it's kept IC with no offencive intent.)

#3. Please, please, PLEASE stay IC if you can! It's more entertaining for all, and makes a fun disgusion. If you have to go OOC keep it to coments on the fics, new BW products on the market, or episodes, NOT what you bought at the mall today!

#4. Don't forget that bots of all ages read this, so keep any conversations rated G. This IS a B&B after all. Bots bring their families here to relax away from the constant wars!

#5. Admin rules enforced at BWB&B very strictly!

#6. This place is for Beasties only. No Autobots, Decepticons, or Preds and Maxies from other eras. Unlike most of you we need BREATHING room! (Get it? Animals breath? Aren't I funny? Ha, ha, ha! Ok I'll shut up now.)

#6. MOST IMPORTANT RULE OF ALL! HAVE FUN BOTS!

#1 Feb 16th 2007, 1:35am

Thanks!

#2 Mar 20th 2007, 8:39pm

(grins) Gotta love Beast Wars! (pauses) Surprised no one started any other topics yet... (cries)

#3 Apr 23rd 2007, 8:59am

There, there, Shockbox. We will think of something soon. *Pats Shockbox on the back* Ow. That hurt.

#4 Apr 28th 2007, 8:03am

(IC) *Hands Soultail Omega Light, and Shockbox some comlimentary chips and oil.* Customers! Here ya go fellas. What beast forms you guys got? Mine's a mix between a falcon and a snow leopard. Not transmetal though. Kinda sucks. I leave fur on the couch, and my feathers make me sneeze!

#5 Apr 29th 2007, 3:20am

(chugs food given to her in less then a second before she realizes she forgot her maners... AGAIN...) Uh... Meep. (anime sweatdrop) I'm a soldier, transmetal paper wasp. The only real downside aside my beast-form's temperment is the constant craving for sugar... And obnoxious buzzing... -_-

#6 Apr 29th 2007, 5:59am

Thanks! (Gladly accepts the chips and oil, thus, contently chewing on them with peace and quiet) Mine is a very rare twelve-tailed fox that can get into some very sticky situations, yet love to irritate Rattrap to ever loving bit of the Matrix. Btw, I hope you don't mind the less shedding of fur due to the "extent" of my species.

#7 Apr 29th 2007, 6:13am

Ah. I don't really do anything in the war. (Hasn't apeared in series yet, and may not ever due to name that highly resembles Airazor.) But I got some friends that are. I'll go take a look at what you guys have done. I hope you don't mind that I'm not involved. *Sets down a plate of sugar cubes, and steak bites.*

#8 Apr 30th 2007, 11:20pm

(eyes steak bites suspiciously) The only thing the 'Box has really done is serve as backup for Terrorsaur and Waspy... (grins) ^0^

Nice beastmodes by the way. Poor 'lil me is the only bug. T.T

#9 May 01st 2007, 2:37am

*Takes the Steak Bites and chews them for a moment before answering Shockbox* That's true, but don't forget, I can switch sides whenever and wherever I please as long I don't get in RT's way, I'm happy. Thanks for the complement, Shockbox, but being a bug has it own advantages as well, if you really think about it. *Continues chewing on the Steak bites in peace while ShockBox is thinking about what I said to her*

#10 May 01st 2007, 6:51am

Tarantulas tried to eat me once... The only advantage is see is giving him food poisining... XD

At least I don't get slagged as much as Waspy, though. And my aim isn't terribly horrible if I'm trying to shoot down something as freakishly huge as TM2 OptimusPrimal, which would probably send me to the CR chambers first...

#11 May 01st 2007, 1:23pm

Hmmm... That's true about Optimus Primal, Shock. But I respect him b/c he is my superior officier by rank and experience. But, I did fall in love with Cheetor for a while, but it did not last for that long. *Sighs*

At least, Megatron couldn't bite me with his jaws due to some certain "curse" that is placed upon me from the anicents and it is scaring him to the point of wondering what he is going to do with me if he got a hold of me. What do you think, Shockbox?

#12 May 01st 2007, 9:11pm

0.o

That dosen't sound too good. If he can't touch you, that spells bad news for the Preds. If you mind me asking, what's the curse?

Cheetor, eh? What happened there? (pause) The Preds normally don't bother with romances. You could just call me, Waspy, and Terr friends to an extent. (eye twitch) Yes, I also respect OptimusPrimal. Espically when he has several laser targeted blasters in my face. And Rhinox too with the 'Chain Guns Of Death'...

#13 May 02nd 2007, 3:41am

(IC) *Laughing @ Shockbox without self-control* I'm so sorry, but I can't help it thinking about it, Shock. LoL. *Sighs after a few moments of control* Well, let's say that he and I had different view points of the entire war and getting home to Cybertron situation that it turned out all wrong, so to speak.

The curse is that, "whomever touches the fur or at least one of the tails of this mystical twelve-tailed fox here, will be forever destoryed by disaters(?) caused unto the one harming the cursed creature." At least, that's how the anicents recorded it in the history books or something like that. In layman's terms, it will not very pleasant for all enternity with the Preds.

#14 May 02nd 2007, 1:07pm

Looks like the Predacons will be having some issues if we can't touch you. And if they do... (gulps) Does someone hitting you with a laser count also just out of curiosity... (cowers) Not that I'm gonna shoot ya or anythin'. I wouldn't fire on anyone I'd consider a bud. ;) As long as Meggie dosen't know I'd said that, I won't be scrapped... Again...

Anywho, uh... Stats?

Strength: 4

Intelligence: 8

Speed: 9

Firepower: 5

Skill: 7

Rank: 2

Courage: 9

Loyalty To Cause: 6 (decreases as Beast Wars continue)

#15 May 02nd 2007, 5:48pm

Strength: 7.5

Intelligence: 9.5

Speed: 8

Firepower: 2 (I know, really low unless I steal from a Maximal or a Pred to use their weapons against them)

Skill: 10 (In thievery and tactical precision on enemies, as well as Alchemy)

Rank: 5

Courage: 10

Loyalty to the cause: 10 (all the way, except for a few conflicts with the heart along the way, overall too loyal to the cause)

I guess so, Shock. I guess so. No, it won't and it never will, accidental or intential. That is really sweet, deary. I do hope so, here, on Optimus or he will send me on the harshest mission known to all Maximal kind. *Shivers at the thought*

#16 May 02nd 2007, 8:27pm . Edited Jan 14th, 5:24pm

(shudders) I've only seen Prime angry a couple of times, mostly when Scorponok attached that cyber bee to him and he went beserk on us over at the Darkside... It's not fun having an angry/flying/war crazed monkey on your tail, believe me.

Although, you should've seen Megs after Terrorsaur tried to take over the Preds by supercharging himself with the floating mountain. After he got scrapped, Megatron wouldn't let him use the CR chamber. Waspy and me had to drag him back to his quarters and we had to repair him there. You just gotta love the big purple dino sometimes... (note sarcasm but then notices the uneaten sugar cubes on the tray Arrizon handed out eariler) Sugar... (twitch)

#17 May 03rd 2007, 4:38pm

Well as I said I'm not around *sigh* but my close friend's stats are:

Leppeneder

Strength 7

Inteligence 10 (she's a phsycic and telekenetic)

Firepower 3

Skill 10

Rank 4

Courage 8 (Is very brave, but can be sensitive, and prefers to think over fight.)

Loyalty to the cause 10

#18 May 03rd 2007, 10:14pm

Go knock yourself out on the sugar, Shock. Afterall, you are an insect. I pity you guys taking orders from that guy. He seems that lost it in his head completely when he talks to himself each and every time. I mean, what is up with that? Btw, cool stats of your bf, Airrizzon. Really cool.

#19 May 03rd 2007, 11:21pm

He's a bit of a nutcase considering Megs talks to himself and his rubber ducky... (shakes her head) but he's absolutly brillant when it comes to scheming. Too brillant maybe. Sometimes I wonder what he was doing before we landed on Prehistoric Earth... (shoves face in sugar)

#20 May 04th 2007, 3:50am

Sometimes, I wonder why myself. *Chuckles* Oh well, I have been to different places and seen different things in my lifetime, but never before have I seen Megs act like a complete "nutcase" when it comes to that silly rubber ducky of his. I can understand his scheming and such, but when it backfires, it's so funny that I can't stand it for more than five to ten cycles a day after it happened. Primus help me. Overall, I think Rhinox is the wisest of all the Transformers combined when it comes to knowing about chemistry and biology.

#21 May 04th 2007, 4:51pm

I support the maxies myself *Puts hand on shockbox's shoulder, and avoids a spray of soggy sugar flying everywhere* but I'm a pacifest. I know that on Cybertron we're all at peace, and Megatron, no offence shock, started this war for personal gain. That's why the BWB&B is for all bots of our era, maxi or pred :D

I think all the bots have very magnetic personalities, if you jsut get to know them. (That was a little Maxi joke there.)

#22 May 05th 2007, 12:19am

(IC) *To Shock* I think that's enough, Shock. I think you are getting a sugar rush here. *To Airrizzon* But why are you opening a Bed and Breakfast in the first place when there is a war going on right now, ma'am? Btw, I would duck b/c I think there is another bird that belongs to me heading our way. *Ducks before it slams into the wall* Ouch! That has got to hurt! *LOL*

#23 May 05th 2007, 6:13am

Megatron schemes are so clever they backfire because they are to good

#24 May 05th 2007, 3:01pm

What are you doing here, PP9.7? (Ancronym for PinkPanther9.7) Yet, I agree with you on that one.

#25 May 05th 2007, 6:21pm

Like I said, I'm not a fighter. I think everyone needs a good place to relax, and I doubt you guys get this good of food, or comfy of beds on the base. *Takes the sugar bowl from shock.* You've had too much of that. You can't just eat all day you know? Here have some of this. *Passes a red bull.* It gives you jets.

BTW any bots want a pick me up? *Takes out a few beers, and chugs 24 in 1 go.*

#26 May 06th 2007, 2:13am

*takes sugar bowl*

Can i have some of that sugar (shoves head into sugar and eats like a crazed maniac)

Have you guys noticed that the maximals allways win no matter what Megs does.

This is nice sugar wet but nice.

(transforms and runs in circles)

I am a pink panther with bad manners and ADHD

#27 May 06th 2007, 5:30am . Edited May 06th 2007, 1:36pm

(sniffles) No sugar... (pauses and looks at red bull before chugging it) A pink panther with ADHD? Didn't see that coming... Okay, maybe I did. The 'Box can't keep track anymore. (hugs PP9.7) So, are you a maxi or pred?

#28 May 07th 2007, 3:33am

Maxi, Apparently I ended up in singapore. Dang Statis pods

(eyes red bull)

Can I have some of that please.

so what about you are you a Maxi or a pred?

#29 May 07th 2007, 6:15am

*Sets down several cases of red bull.* Just take it easy guys. It's not healthy to have more than two a day. *Eyes shockbox cautiously* No O.D's here please shock. I don't wanna have to shove you in the CR tank. *Looks at PP9.7* I don't know you well yet, but same to you. No overdosing on the food or drinks, and welcome to the BWB&B.

#30 May 07th 2007, 7:12am

Thank you It is nice to get away from war.

Airrizzon I'll bare that in mind.

It is nice to have a break from the war *pulls up chair* so have you guys been to Earth if so Did you meet optimus I fell like I said before- *Optic Twitch* -What is it Like to be On Cybertron? What flavors are the Energon products?Who is your idol?

*chugs a can of Red Bull*

Have you tasted Jag's energon pizzas?

#31 May 07th 2007, 7:33am . Edited May 07th 2007, 7:34am

Yeah I've been to cybertron, but I never got much chance to enjoy it. I was raised in P.E.L.M, and prefer never to go back to cybertron, and be reminded of that terrible place. I base my B&B on prehistoric earth. And I can't say I've ever met Optamis.

#32 May 07th 2007, 7:46am

Sorry I diddent know

I never went eather (well I was put in statis) but main reasons because of Genocide against my mixed race Maxi-predacon, I am the only survivor that and was forced into a Psychiatric Hosptial in Tharn.

Here have a energon sweet it makes any one feel better.

#33 May 07th 2007, 7:55am

*Takes candy happily.* Thanks. Phsyciatric hospital? Sounds similar to P.E.L.M, except it's a lab that experiments on Maximal children who aren't considered normal. *Chugs some booze* If your a phsycic the Cybertronian government wants you studdied. So far only Maximal children have come online with gifts (Unless they're reprogramed in a stasis pod to become predicons), but it's only a matter of time till Predicons start bearing phsycics. That's why I don't side with either factoin, though I think Megatron is fighting for the wrong reasons.

#34 May 07th 2007, 8:07am

I agree with you.

Oh it was an lunatic Asylum.

I was born a predacon who became maximal not long since my freedom. I am probably one of the only Transformers Born of a mother not made.

The government thought I was a lunatic when i breathed fire at a patrol officer.

*Chugs booze* I think the whole Government has Corrupted since the Death of The Councellor Major, the Council wouldent do this to their people.

I hate war it is Followed By Genocide and I never want to go through that again, I was only a sparkling.

Megatron Has gotten out of control, I can't see the point any more.

#35 May 07th 2007, 8:23am

*Pats PP9.7's shoulder* No, your not the only bot born. A lot are nowadays from what I've heard. I think it's something fairly new, that some bots opt out for instead of having them made with similarities. Feels more like true paranthood the humans experiance. Maybe your one. I know a bot that can engulf herself in fire, and two others that shoot bolts of electricity from their hands. I think it's a program glitch that happens in bots who are born rather than made, and we're prejidised for it.

Do you really think the council wasn't corrupt before that? Someone signed the creation of that place in joint agreement between Predicons and Maximals, and it had to go through them to get the funding. Anything the government considers differant is dangerous. Don't forget, the council was said to be in power durring many wars.

*Shakes head* sorry for the rant. I hate Cybertron, and their government for what they did to my friends and I. War is only a product of the governments not agreeing.

#36 May 07th 2007, 8:42am

Sorry I just remembered that memory.I am so Sorry about what happened to you.

I lost my family and my people to the council who wished to get rid of the ''mudblood'' race where maximal and predacon mixed in unity

I am a member of the Quatver tribe in the southern side of Cybertron.believed to be extinct

Have you got any Energon Pizzas?

Humans are facienating race, so simple and determened.

Can I be Your friend Airrizzon

#37 May 07th 2007, 8:59am . Edited May 07th 2007, 9:07am

I'll have some in a few. *Runs to the kitchen, makes four XL energon pizzas,(10 minutes later) cooks them to perfection, and lays them on the table.* Here you go, best, and only Energon Pizzas, on prehistoric earth.

I can't remember my family. I was pretty young in P.E.L.M. Too much prejiduce on cybertron. That's why I prefer this planet, and this era. Besides, who would want a B&B there? I get better buisness here than there.

I'd love to be friends :)

Those of us who stand out in sociaty need to stick together.

#38 May 07th 2007, 9:37am

Hey! Give me some of that booze!!! *Grabs the booze and chugs it down like Forte does in Megaman* Hell, I'm more mudblooded than you guys are when a Transformer mated with a Reploid and thus, created me long before they were even heard of, so I can say to the pits with the Three Laws of Robotics when I have all the time in the world and not be affected by the Energon in Robot form, which makes me very unique to everyone here on Cybertron. In your face, X Alpha Light.

#39 May 07th 2007, 11:19am

lol I never said I could be considered mudblood, just your basic outcast freak, that everyone thinks should put herself offline to do a favour to the rest of sociaty. *Raises an entertained eyebrow.* Feel free to have some of my booze. No need to ask. :)

Hey do the three laws of robitics even aply to us? I mean we weren't created by humans, and it was them who started the three laws for *ahem* their robots. *Chuckles at the thought of the primative attempts by humans at the mechanical marvels that are cybertronians.*

#40 May 07th 2007, 11:27am

*raises optic brow*

We all are outcasts I hate the city society most think that every single Femme sould cautow to their stupid laws. Its becaus of them the Quatver tribe is exstinct, my people.

Oh any one care for some Energon Pizzas slices.

one more thing Have you got a bed free I would like to stay for a while.

Humans puh that idea is stupid 3 laws of robotics?! we are sentient beings after all, with our own personalities and lives.

*passes out through to much booze*

#41 May 07th 2007, 12:00pm

*sighs, picks up PP9.7, and carrys her to a bed upstairs* So, how's the steak from earlier soul?

#42 May 07th 2007, 12:10pm

Quite delicious, Airrizon. No thank you on the pizza, too much on the steak for being a carnivor. *Guzzles down the last bit of the beer before crushing the can with my fist* Anyway, Blame the jerk Isaac Assinov for writing them for that stupid book, I, Robot, which is very losey to my opinion. And no, I'm not getting drunk, it's just I'm not very used to it since I am a virgin drinker after turning 21, according to the humans, is legal to drink alcohol. *Is starting to slurr my words a bit* Darn.

#43 May 07th 2007, 9:19pm . Edited Aug 07th 2007, 9:52am

*Holds hands up in front of face* If you guys get plastered, there's nothing I can do about it. Your stayin' the night, so it's your right. Just don't get violent, or alcohol poisoning, and I don't really care how drunk you are :)

I feel bad for bots who have to follow that 21 age law. (OOC: Canadian eh. 19's the law up here.)

#44 May 08th 2007, 3:32am

The 'Box likes booze. (chugs) Megatron dosen't trust anyone on his team with this stuff. Me and Waspy sneak it sometimes. (pause) Two drunk wasps are NOT something you want to get in the line of fire of...

I was a Maximal back on Cybertron, but I don't remember anything since I woke up as a Pred in a stasis pod. To be honest, I like it on the Predacons. (shoves pizza in mouth)

#45 May 08th 2007, 3:50am

*Sits down in a chair, grabs another beer, and starts drinking.* I'm not entirely sure I'd wanna be around the two of you when your both plastered. Now quickstrike, that's a bot I'd love to see drunk.

#46 May 08th 2007, 4:13am

(optic twitch at Arrizon) Don't even REMIND me. The last time 'Strike got plastered, we had to put Scorponok, Terrorsaur, AND Tarantulas in the CR tanks... Within the first thirty seconds of overcharge... (beast modes and mauls food within three feet of her)

#47 May 08th 2007, 12:33pm

*Noise of breaking china upstairs*

Hey don't forget Cybertron was home to Brothels and pole dancers. well thats what rattrap told me.

There thats my booze overcharge gone.

*comes down stairs*

Sory about the china clumsy is my nickname Arrizon.

*Transforms and stuffs food with shockbox*

#48 May 08th 2007, 1:26pm

Ehh, that rodent don't know what hit him when I took half of his bombs when he bumped into me on the first day landed on this dirtball pit of slag and sluge, he thought I was a little cute to be a little girl, but when he found out later about his explosive devices were gone, boy he was ticked. *Sniggers at the memory before opening another can of beer and starts drinking it again at a slower pace* But I did see Rhinox, Optimus Primal, Tigatron, and Cheetor got plastured once and I laughed my tail pipe off for about a month after they sobered up. Now that's comedy!!! Yet, Rhinox could not understand how I gotten to be so good on thievery and alchemy and to this day, it is still baffling him.

#49 May 08th 2007, 2:56pm . Edited Jan 23rd, 8:23pm