And the whole world just needed to know that. Right.

Yeah, I didn't really understand what the person was getting at...It had nothing to do with my story.

Yeah, I didn't really understand what the person was getting at...It had nothing to do with my story.

Some people are weird, I guess. Heh, we can just assume that she was PMSing and that she wanted the entire world to know. Pity she had to use your story to do that though.

Oh yes, I found all these in the Fruits Basket section.

*Enters, sees disclaimers, wheels around, and exits* . . . Until next time.

There wasn't even a disclaimer in the first place. I am extremely confused by all that is going on, and can only assume that it was a private feud of some sort.

yay! same comments as friends. update asap!

There seems to be a problem with the shift key for this reviewer. There were three consecutive annonymous reviews by three people, and they all basically said the same thing.

abuseomg your story is so good!! but plz dont make it a kyoxoc b/c he sux! plz make it yukixoc! sayonara! xoxoAkemi

For some reason, this actually makes me more pissed than it should. Seriously, if someone sent that to me, I think I would be pissed enough to snipe that person's head off. Urg, it's up to the author to decide on what he or she wants, and sending something as self-centered as this review demanding that the author bow to the reviewer's preferences just irritates me so much. I mean, yes, I can't stand Yuki either, but at least I don't go around demanding that people stop writing stories about him, do I?

Then again, if the OC turns out to be a sue . . .

abuseRASPRASP! TIGER'S HEAD!

Erm . . . what?

'BAD SAYA! BAD! But now she has a chance with KARL! YAY!'

This is actually the first review I recieved for my story. Is it so much to ask for just a little constructive criticism that doesn't sound like their an 11-year-old kid who's rooting for their favorite couple?

KdMac: Can we say "soap opera"?

Edwardo: I don't hink it's that kind of soap.

KdMac: NO ONE ASKED YOU!

Edwardo: Actually... you did.

KdMac: I HATE IT WHEN YOU USE LOGIC!

Edwardo: I think I should stop talking now...

KdMac: YA THINK?!?!?

Edwardo: Hey... if I'm your alter-ego, and you're talking to me... doesn't that wualify you to be legally insane?

KdMac: UGH!

haha, I crack myself up. But, seriously, Edwardo Schnichumburger is my alter ego. It's pernounced Sh-nick-um-ber-ger. Pretty schveet, if I do say so myself. I just said so myself, so there! HA!

Keep writing. ~KdMac

What the hell was this?

KdMac: Can we say "soap opera"?

Edwardo: I don't hink it's that kind of soap.

KdMac: NO ONE ASKED YOU!

Edwardo: Actually... you did.

KdMac: I HATE IT WHEN YOU USE LOGIC!

Edwardo: I think I should stop talking now...

KdMac: YA THINK?!?!?

Edwardo: Hey... if I'm your alter-ego, and you're talking to me... doesn't that wualify you to be legally insane?

KdMac: UGH!

haha, I crack myself up. But, seriously, Edwardo Schnichumburger is my alter ego. It's pernounced Sh-nick-um-ber-ger. Pretty schveet, if I do say so myself. I just said so myself, so there! HA!

Keep writing. ~KdMac

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the reason why God made anti-psychotic medication. If only those who clearly need it, would actually use it.

Just got this one... *sigh*...

holy shyt i really hope harry gets back to normal soon. i could nvr stand that much perfecture in my life - it would drive me nuts and want to take evryone down w/ me. the same reason y i nvr liked Mr.Rogers - too much happy makes me think yur freakin insane XP

And your typing makes me think you have a low IQ. Are we even?

'BAD SAYA! BAD! But now she has a chance with KARL! YAY!'

Somehow, I don't see anything constructive in this, only that the reviewer likes the pairing. I just shrug when I receive reviews like this, but what I hate is when people review only to bash canon characters and the way they are written in canon. They don't even bash your style of writing.

This is actually the first review I recieved for my story. Is it so much to ask for just a little constructive criticism that doesn't sound like their an 11-year-old kid who's rooting for their favorite couple?

That'll be really nice as well, because that was so needed for my very first story on fanfiction.net. In fact, I recieved so few criticisms that I think my ego went up a few noches after that, w hich shouldn't be the case. It's always good to receive a balanced review, not just a one sided one, even if it is a highly complementary one.

haha, I crack myself up. But, seriously, Edwardo Schnichumburger is my alter ego. It's pernounced Sh-nick-um-ber-ger. Pretty schveet, if I do say so myself. I just said so myself, so there! HA!

This person is nuts. Sure, she cracked herself up but I highly doubt she cracked anybody else up. Besides, the review was not even remotely critical . . . in fact, it didn't even talk about the story at all! I'd say that this person has a huge ego.

holy shyt i really hope harry gets back to normal soon. i could nvr stand that much perfecture in my life - it would drive me nuts and want to take evryone down w/ me. the same reason y i nvr liked Mr.Rogers - too much happy makes me think yur freakin insane XP

How interesting indeed, because for me, too much angst makes me highly irritated. Plus, what's 'perfecture'?

hahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahha! Can you do me a favor and tell pOkEd AnD sUrViVeD that I am in love with there name? I think I may swoon. But I love you too dahling, I am going to miss you oh so very much when this story is over :'( Lovely reading, lovely writting, Will miss it when its over, love, atlanta and nikos.

I found this in the Harry Potter section. I have to say though, that I really do not see anything to do with the story at all, other than an extremely short line. For heavens sake, if you want to comment on someone's pen-name, do it in a PM to that person, not in a review in another person's story! Seriously, some people just don't understand English.

Now at first glance, the review I'm about to show seems just like some random con crit, right? After you let it soak in for all read and re-read everything. You truly realize that person just basically told that, because my story just basically broke the plotline they don't like it. That, because of what someone did was so devastating that they can never be forgiven. Then on top of everything else, they've just told that my idea could never happen. Don't you just hate when that happens? I mean I know there have been some stories that are really "out-there", but it's FAN FICTION. The whole point is to make a "plausable" idea of what you believe could happen in the movie, anime/manga, book, T.V. show, etc.

abuseI want to like your story, but the events are just way too unlikely. If you had changed some events then maybe but as it is it just makes no sense. That is I can't see Saya, Luis etc. just up and so easily forgiving Diva for raping and murdering Riku (and I say this while actually being a fan of them being a real pairing in an alternate universe). The way you wrote it was way too simple. Diva is odd here as well. It is true that Amshel controlled her but he did so through subtlety and manipulation, with Diva not knowing or caring about most of what he did. Nathan on the other hand actually cared about what Diva truly desired, even if he did also want her all to himself. Then there are her powers. Diva is as powerful as Amshel, if not more powerful (she single-handedly defeated Solomon without so much as getting injured) yet here she is scared of fighting him? Even more off is her being in danger from a gun held by Kai. We've seen chiropterans recover quickly even with half their braincase blown off. Aside from Saya's blood about the only way to kill them is to completely remove the head from the body, which Kai's little gun couldn't do. I would suggest changing the story up. If Diva had let Riku live, if she had stronger reasons for suddenly changing so much, then maybe it would be acceptable. Of course, if you still include the rape then it would still be unrealistic for Saya to let alone Riku to be comfortable if in the same room as Diva. Unless of course you opt for the idea of what Diva did to Riku as being more of a seduction, using her various powers (speaking into his mind, the natural desire a chevalier has for the sister of their queen) to manipulate him and get him to impregnate her. While admitting that, it must be said I do think it would be possible for Saya to forgive Diva under the right circumstances. Saya understood Diva and what her life as Joel's experiment had done to her. She also saw herself as being just as terrible as Diva (or with the potential to be), for losing control of herself in Vietnam. And indeed your story also interferes with Saya's dedication to kill herself and Diva and end the chiropteran race. In the series it took the combined efforts of Haji and Kai to convince her to let herself and the babies live.

Just received this:

Dude dat was frikkn awesome lol nicely dun

...-twichtwich-...so many badflashblacks!from so many stories!XO...im sick...im as sick as can get- wait no that will b the ppl that right this stuff

All right, maybe I was asking for the "OMG UR A SICK TWSTED FREEK GO GET A LYFE!!11!!!1!" reviews when I published an incest story (and for one of my earlier fics when joining here, I like it more than others... but I digress) and I was totally prepared for any h8erz!11!!! comments... but this one blew me away.

Oh, I'm sick too... sick that people actually type like that.

And ohhhh.

Apparently she likes the pairing that made her supposedly sick now. She has the damned story on her favorites list.

One thousand witty responses I could say to that and all that comes out is... LAWL, WHAT A FUCKING MORON! XDDDDDD

I think its gong good.!.

...Thank you?

I mean I know there have been some stories that are really "out-there", but it's FAN FICTION. The whole point is to make a "plausable" idea of what you believe could happen in the movie, anime/manga, book, T.V. show, etc.

I want to like your story, but the events are just way too unlikely. If you had changed some events then maybe but as it is it just makes no sense.

I quite agree with you on that and anyway, it's not like we can please every single person in the world. Anyway, I don't know the fandom so I won't be able to make any helpful comments, but I would say that this reviewer does mean well and she does at least write properly as well, though I still think it's wrong that he/she should dictate what you write.

Dude dat was frikkn awesome lol nicely dun

Urg, what can people use proper words to type? At least there would be less chances of misinterpretation.

...-twichtwich-...so many badflashblacks!from so many stories!XO...im sick...im as sick as can get- wait no that will b the ppl that right this stuff

I have no idea what this person is trying to say.

Aside from all of the horribly misspelled reviews (most of which are left by reviewers who use numbers for letters), the worst reviews? Those would have to be the reviews that say "Update or I'll kill you!"

Yeah, because that motivates me...

you reviewed mine, so i shall review yours!just a mo *jumps in lake, shoves temari away and rescues gaara* okay now why didn't gaara just use his sand teleportation? G: put me down... but it still cool...could you really spread this out over 22 chapters? some of them might be very short... G: put me down you psycho fangirl **! also do you always say ~nya~ before you finish? G: PUT ME DOWN! fine! you could have just asked! *dies from gaara's emo death glare* ...*is revived by the power of ACME* You deserve this now. G: ... *squee* i love you! Attachment Jutsu! *glomps him* - - - 'Attachment Jutsu' is owned by DBC!

Goddess Of Crimson Sand: I hate it when people roleplay their fucking reviews out!

Crims: YEAH! Seriously, what are you trying to say? You're schizophrenic or something?

Goddess Of Crimson Sand: *snort* Must be.

Crims: Yes. And what... what was that... Attachment Jutsu? Seriously? Man, and just when I thought all the sparklypoo moves Sasuke has been busting out were lame as hell... here comes this little bundle of genius.

Goddess Of Crimson Sand: Fangirls have major problems, not to mention overactive imaginations that are ungodly annoying. Makes me sick to think I was once like them.

Crims: Ah, but you overcame that state... BY THE POWAH OF ACME!11!!!1!! YOU GO GRRL!!1!!

Goddess Of Crimson Sand: SQUEE! I LOVE YOU BBY!!!1!!1!!!!

I love it!! Pleases pleases write more to this fanfic!! Pleases pleases pleases pleases write more soon!! Vary vary soon!!

I would've died laughing if this review was for one of my stories ...

Pleases pleases write more to this fanfic!! Pleases pleases pleases pleases write more soon!! Vary vary soon!!

Pleases pleases get a grammar book! Vary vary soon!

I would've died laughing if this review was for one of my stories ...

I would have laughed, then just be insulted.

hey well im the author of this story so when i said she was an ANBU anthe age of 16 i really ment 14 so yeah. BYE

*headdesk* Why the hell do bad authors have to review their own blasted stories with author's notes ...

Aside from all of the horribly misspelled reviews (most of which are left by reviewers who use numbers for letters), the worst reviews? Those would have to be the reviews that say "Update or I'll kill you!"

I agree, that is some motivation. As if you can actually kill someone over the internet. Plus, these authors do have lives outside the internet, don't they?

you reviewed mine, so i shall review yours!just a mo *jumps in lake, shoves temari away and rescues gaara* okay now why didn't gaara just use his sand teleportation? G: put me down... but it still cool...could you really spread this out over 22 chapters?

Wow, what happened to the capitalisation? Even the names don't have it. I would have thought that if someone was a huge fan of a character, they would at least bother to capitalise that character's name. Then again, we could always call them 'fake fans' and see what they have to say about it! Plus, even though this does have some constructive criticism, it's a bit hard to actually take this person seriously because of all the mistakes.

Goddess Of Crimson Sand: I hate it when people roleplay their fucking reviews out!

I totally agree! Roleplays are fine and all that, but not in reviews! There's a proper time and place for everything.

Heh, your little skit really made me laugh! Thanks a lot! *holds up wine glass*

I love it!! Pleases pleases write more to this fanfic!! Pleases pleases pleases pleases write more soon!! Vary vary soon!!

Erm . . . no comment.

hey well im the author of this story so when i said she was an ANBU anthe age of 16 i really ment 14 so yeah. BYE

Why can't these people realise that author's notes are named author's notes for a reason?! Not to mention that this does not make much sense either. Capitalisation, where has thou gone?

I totally agree! Roleplays are fine and all that, but not in reviews! There's a proper time and place for everything.

Heh, your little skit really made me laugh! Thanks a lot! *holds up wine glass*

Thankssssss. I do try, you know. :)

Back to work now~

Well, this story is kind of plain. This is just a tip for what you could improve on next time: Maybe you could expand on your english vocabulary, well it's just a thought. Also before writing your 'next' chapter, I suggest you pay more attention in your english lessons in school. Your story got boring since the very first chapter, so you could even get someone else to write your story. The storyline is quite dumb, it would be a clever idea if you just steal someone elses or just pack up the whole idea of even writing stories. Anyway, Chao. x

If you're not intelligent enough to know these things:

1. Languages are capitalized.

2. 'Elses' is not a word. 'Else's', however, is.

3. Suggesting the author should steal another fic is very unprofessional.

4. Saying the name of a Sonic The Hedgehog animal at the end of your review does not make you sound any smarter. (or did you mean 'Ciao'?)

then you shouldn't be trying and failing to concrit someone who is.

...it would be a clever idea if you just steal someone elses or just pack up the whole idea of even writing stories. Anyway, Chao. x

Wait, did that person just encourage you to STEAL plots because he/she didn't think your own original one was interesting enough? What kind of concrit encourages plagiarism?

Love it!1More more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more (So on and so forth... ) You have better update or Mister Snugglewuffins will hunt you down!

As much as I appreciate this person for reviewing, one "more" word would have been sufficient. I feel like not updating when I see all those "mores".

Your story got boring since the very first chapter, so you could even get someone else to write your story. The storyline is quite dumb, it would be a clever idea if you just steal someone elses or just pack up the whole idea of even writing stories. Anyway, Chao. x

Wow, what kind of person is this? Getting someone to get another person to write one's story or plagiarising from another person? It's everything that I despise! This person is practically enouraging laziness, and he or she isn't exactly a role model either.

Wait, did that person just encourage you to STEAL plots because he/she didn't think your own original one was interesting enough? What kind of concrit encourages plagiarism?

Yeah, that's what I'm wondering as well. It's people like these that cause plagiarism to be so rampant these days.

Love it!1More more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more

Wow, someone must have had a lot of time on their hands, that's all I can say.

Found these in the Vampire Knight fandom.

I READ THIS AT 12:33 ON THE DOT IN THE MORNING AND IT WAS AWESOME!

What has the time got to do with anything? Though maybe it has something to do with the caps lock abuse . . .

no, the devil didn't make you so it. you ARE the devil. down, satan!

Wait, what? I have no idea what's going on in this.

abuseI Dont Know Why you Try To Pass This Off as a Good Story, I Finsihed Your Story And Made This Story About Twice as long. From your Grammer Mistakes To Your Quotation Errors, Im Writing a Great Fan Fic, if only i could finish it. Check out how I right in it, Check Out Some One Shots That Are About 30 Words Long, and youll understand grammer, maybe. All I Can Say is To Go Back and FINISH this by Correcting the Grammer.

Speak for yourself; you're making a bad example.

Wait, what? I have no idea what's going on in this.

I think something the author did something that made him think the readers would be angry at him, and thus wrote something along the lines of "THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT!eleventy-one!!1" in his author's notes. And so, that review.

Just received this:

bervo wow-what-a-sapin-on-the-transfomers-remake-miove loved how-you-expin-how-ouer-tamers,s-digimon-roll-in-this-croosover-ther's-a-saying-transfomer-tow-will-happin

...Were the hyphens really necessary??

I Dont Know Why you Try To Pass This Off as a Good Story, I Finsihed Your Story And Made This Story About Twice as long. From your Grammer Mistakes To Your Quotation Errors, Im Writing a Great Fan Fic, if only i could finish it. Check out how I right in it, Check Out Some One Shots That Are About 30 Words Long, and youll understand grammer, maybe. All I Can Say is To Go Back and FINISH this by Correcting the Grammer.

I'm not Quite Sure Why this Person Capitalized Some Words And not others.

It would be legit if it was a parody!fic for a fandom set in the late 1700s, written first-person from a character's point of view (I vaguely remember it being the In Thing to capitalize one's Nouns at that Time, as it made the Page of Writing look more pretty), but since that's a review, I dunno what to say.

this is gros

A review I got for a fanfic. It's a slash, so I can understand it being 'gross' but... I'm not sure what 'gros' means. According to something I found online - it means a silk sheet or something.

great

Is it me, or are one word reviews really irritating and pointless?

Yo girl!Hehe,I'm way too lazy to log in.Anyways,wow,I love ur idea girl!Natsuki as Student Council President...*imagines then snickers*Hehe,can't wait.Oh wow,Shizuru was left speechless and...did Natsuki just winked at her??!!*squeals like a fangirl*Oh,that's like a love at first sight!Never get enough of ShizNat~

*mumbles something incoherently* I'm...NOT...a...GIRL!! GODDAMNIT! Altough I'm quite enjoying the gender confusion... :P

Oh great. Another fangirl... *takes step away from laptop*

Uh, oh. She acted like she knows me for a long time... *eyebrows twitching*

this is gros

"gros" instead of "gross"! OMG, one of the wotw spelling. xD

This story should have more detailed sex scenes like she stripped down to nothing and licked,kissed sucked my **. Also she made me want to lick her ** and suck her nipples. She stuck her tounge up my ** like it were a ** and she squezzed my booty. I gave her lap dances and guided her hand to my vagfina and told her to ** off

Sometimes, I really do thank God that some people leave the profanity filter on.

This person reviewed their own story:

This is funny; I'm reading my own story and I'm saying, "Wooah, this is some good stuff!" Anyone reading these reviews -- I'm only slightly crazy reviewing my own story. Not completely. At least I don't think so...

this is gros

I'm stunned. Is "gross" really that hard to spell? Or did this person just have a typo error. I'm hoping it's the latter, because my faith in humanity is already at an all time low and I need to make myself feel better. Even if it means living in denial.

Is it me, or are one word reviews really irritating and pointless?

Don't worry, it's not just you; I also get very irritated as well with one word reviews. I mean, it's like I put my blood, sweat and tears into my chapter and the only thanks I get is one word. If it's just one word, I rather not receive a review at all.

Yo girl!Hehe,I'm way too lazy to log in.Anyways,wow,I love ur idea girl!Natsuki as Student Council President...*imagines then snickers*Hehe,can't wait.Oh wow,Shizuru was left speechless and...did Natsuki just winked at her??!!*squeals like a fangirl*Oh,that's like a love at first sight!Never get enough of ShizNat~

This is more like a statement in response to something happening (if it can be called a statement in the first place) rather than a review. I'm starting to get very scared of this person.

This story should have more detailed sex scenes like she stripped down to nothing and licked,kissed sucked my **. Also she made me want to lick her ** and suck her nipples. She stuck her tounge up my ** like it were a ** and she squezzed my booty. I gave her lap dances and guided her hand to my vagfina and told her to ** off

Oh my goodness . . . I think I need to get a breath of fresh air. I feel as if I'm being polluted. It's too disgusting for my brain to even consider jumping into the gutter.

This is funny; I'm reading my own story and I'm saying, "Wooah, this is some good stuff!" Anyone reading these reviews -- I'm only slightly crazy reviewing my own story. Not completely. At least I don't think so...

There's nothing more that reeks of desperation than an author reviewing his or her own story. Even review whoring contains less desperation than this.

zomg...zomg zomg...u are really awesome niamh...u got me back into yullen in just one chapter...XD Hitori was just so...so...woah this chap, screaming at his bro...XD u made it sound like he was gonna die for it tho...LAWL. Lenalee's being so understanding all the while for Lavi n Tyki...kinda like a mother figure na...:D Kanda starts remembering!! XD at least a bit naa~ can't wait to see what other things he'd do...ROFL. LAWL!! wen Tamaki goes referring himself as 'daddy' it was so cute! plus he grows mushrooms...XD the end of TFL? O.O nu!! XD

I think this needs a translator.

zomg...zomg zomg...u are really awesome niamh...u got me back into yullen in just one chapter...XD Hitori was just so...so...woah this chap, screaming at his bro...XD u made it sound like he was gonna die for it tho...LAWL. Lenalee's being so understanding all the while for Lavi n Tyki...kinda like a mother figure na...:D Kanda starts remembering!! XD at least a bit naa~ can't wait to see what other things he'd do...ROFL. LAWL!! wen Tamaki goes referring himself as 'daddy' it was so cute! plus he grows mushrooms...XD the end of TFL? O.O nu!! XD

My first attempt at translation.

Oh my god, oh my god. You are really awesome, Niamh. You got me back into Yullen (Yuu Kanda x Allen Walker) in just one chapter! Hitori was just so "woah" in this chapter, screaming at his brother... You made it sound like he might die for it, though. Haha. Lenalee has been being so understanding of Lavi and Tyki('s relationship?), somewhat like a mother-figure. Oh, and Kanda is starting to remember... at least a little bit. I can't wait to see what other thing he will do, haha. When Tamaki referred to himself as 'daddy', it was really cute; plus, he grows mushrooms. What? This is the end of TFL (story title acronym?)? That isn't good at all!

*squils* woow its like a real story book. I loved it soo much. Please do continiu (?) ok my spelling is way wrong sorry.

*squils* woow its like a real story book. I loved it soo much. Please do continiu (?) ok my spelling is way wrong sorry.

How exactly does one *squil*? If it is what I think it is, I'm not going to clean it up.

"Okay,um, EW! I don't think I have ever read a story with that pairing and I hope that no others are ever written! That is just really disgusting! (You are a good writer though). Again, ew!"

"very disturbing."

"Well written. No denying that, and I do believe your talented but... Look I know you warned me at the beginning but Mari? It IS incest, and there is a seven year difference. Seven. At that age, its pretty disturbed."

These were reviews to fic from an old, established writer in the fandom. To most members, they're old news, and Mari is an accepted pairing (technically, fanbrat be right, but what's incest to shippers?) in the fandom. I find them lol and wow because... well, typical fanbrat overreaction + pearoast = hilarity ensues.

I read it...and i have...

no comment...

The bad part is, that after reading the fic, I can actually see where the reviewer was coming from.

Sorry guys! I haven't updated in such a long time! Someone hacked into my account! I had a rough weekend because...well, I don't really wanna say. I'm really sorry that this story is so bad! I might even delete it! I really can't write and Panda was right. I should really just get off the internet. I'm sorry I've wasted your time posting a load of shit. Sorry. I really am a loser. Sorry.

This was an anonymus review left on my lonely fic, marked (surprise!) IsabelSchantz.

This isn't from my story, and I am soo thankful for that. The story it is for however is ...okay I guess. It really depends on what your sugar intake is. If it's high congratulations, the story is awesome, but if it's low, well it's not pretty.

OH! and i know how the kids can have 2 fathers though its a little different. they both knock her up and 2 kids start to form inside her. they are called fraternile(sp?) twins and each child belongs to one father. so one would be sasukes and hinatas and the other would be narutos and hinatas. thats only if you want the story to be scientifically acurate (wow im using big words)but frankly i could care less. i like the story as it is. don't stop what your doing! I asked a teacher and we spent 1/2 the class time discussing it. i asked if it is possible for a child to have 2 fathers thus leading to the disturbing subject... the most disturbing 30 mins of my life. but hey 30mins of class missed is enough for me! :3 ^.^ :3

Pretty sure that that one's making my "scientific plausibility" alarm go DING DING DING, but then again, I've been more concerned with blood type and other genetics-related shenanigans of late... so yeah. (Not to mention 1912 Moscow eating me alive. But that's a different story.) Halp from someone who knows?

OH! and i know how the kids can have 2 fathers though its a little different. they both knock her up and 2 kids start to form inside her. they are called fraternile(sp?) twins and each child belongs to one father.

I think this happened in a soap opera once.

Hmm.

...Wow. Yes, people are just like cats.

...

Guh, no comeback is forthcoming. I'm too flabbergasted. :P

I thought the same thing... including the cat statement. So I looked it up, and, yes, twins can be of different fathers.

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_213.html

I am less shocked at this new knowledge than of the fact the reviewer was right.

"Okay,um, EW! I don't think I have ever read a story with that pairing and I hope that no others are ever written! That is just really disgusting! (You are a good writer though). Again, ew!"

On the bright side, at least this person is able to express himself or herself coherently. It's kind of restored some of my faith in humanity, which desperately needs some revitalisation.

The bad part is, that after reading the fic, I can actually see where the reviewer was coming from.

If that's the case, then I'm really not sure whether I want to read that story then.

This was an anonymus review left on my lonely fic, marked (surprise!) IsabelSchantz.

Sounds like some sort of revenge. If only people would act more mature these days . . .

thats only if you want the story to be scientifically acurate (wow im using big words)but frankly i could care less.

Pity because honestly, it would be a lot nicer if fanfiction was at least accurate. I'm not asking for scientifically accurate because that might be too much for some people, but at least some form of accuracy would be wonderful.

I am less shocked at this new knowledge than of the fact the reviewer was right.

I don't get it, if someone knows how to read and is able to use his or her brains, why can they write properly? Maybe it's something to do with tacit knowledge, but at least, one should be able to express himself or herself with proper punctuation and grammar.

Somebody reviewed my Hey Arnold fic and this is what they wrote.

hi! so when i was little i was a big fan of hay arnold and now i never watch the show and haven't for years, infact the fanfictions that i'm interested in range from avatar, to some teen titans, and inuyahsa, but right now i'm getting bored of them, i do have a few stories but they aren't too hott any way one day i was flipping channels and say hay arnold and decided to look it up on fanfiction and to tell you the truth there aren't that many good helga and arnold stories, but i really like yours! i like the tone and the whole plot in general and i think you really kept most of the people in character, but i do think you could have added more in teh cafeteria scene to make it even mor eintense, but i don't really klnow whatyou should add anyway please keep writing, beucase you are on the right track! and don't worry aboput not reviewing fast enough beucase no one ever does and thats me included, not beucase i'm busy, but beucase i rather search for stories and read than write but hay, whos complaining! Adios

Yeah...

eintense

Einstein+intense=Eintense

you have my attenction now please try to keep it please continue soon. Great job. Alyx

Yeah, because I really want the attention of someone who can't even spell the word.

My anglais sucks, so LOL Poniewaz angielski nie jest i moim rodzimym jezykiem pozwole sobie na komentarz w innym, w ktorym czuje sie nieco pewniej. Mam nadzieje ze ci to nie bedzie przeszkadzac. A i przepraszam za brak ogonkow ale ta strona chyba ich nie wyswietla poprawnie. Prawde mowiac niezle sie usmialam z twojego pastiszu. Niezla prowokacja. Ciekawa jestem, czy dobrze odczytuje twoje intencje: kompletna nuda, ktora jakos trzeba bylo zabic (i wyszedl w sumie niezy pomysl!), czy moze chec ponabijania sie z tych wszystkich biedakow, ktorzy mieli nieszczescie urodzic sie w innym niz anglojezyczny kraju i kalecza ten piekny jezyk na calego w nieudanych probach komunikacji(dlatego nie pisze po angielsku, bo a noz sie przejade na jakims slowku lub zwrocie), oraz pojezdzenia sobie absolutnie bez obciachu po stawiajacych pierwsze kroki w trudnej sztuce pisania z sensem, no i poobsmiewania z niezlym tupetem z tej szalonej grupki ludzi, ktora wymyslila sobie adorowac pewna pare dziewczynek z japonskiej kreskowki, zreszta bohaterek twojeje opowiastki. Swietna robota! Coz za finezja i polot, jakze tfurcza wyobraznia w przekrecaniu wyrazow, i jakze zabawna fabula, a ostatnie zdanie po prostu rzadzi! Dobra, wystarczy mojego marudzenia, bo zaraz okaze sie ze moja recenzja jest dluzsza niz twoj fic haha. And 'naetusis' rocks! :D

I hate you for not misspelling everything. *frowns*

Is that Troll language?

*chuckle* No. That is Polish, I think... or something around there. XD

A polish review in an English story? Worser than a Spanish review in mine. :P

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