♠WoW: Worst Story Titles♠ - The Fireplace Forum

Topic: ♠WoW: Worst Story Titles♠

...what I will submit as soon as I find any. Ha, now I have my own WotW thread too!

#1 Apr 22nd 2007, 8:50am . Edited by Flame Rising, Jul 14th 2007, 5:23pm

BB the Crow.

Self-Explanatory.

Also, "Is Love Really Why I'm Living?"

...No explanation needed.

#2 Apr 22nd 2007, 8:54am

the boy thats now dead

by some author.

I noticed a familiar review in that one too. It's a rather bad poem.

EDIT: Removed links and names.

#3 Apr 22nd 2007, 8:55am . Edited Nov 25th 2007, 8:41am

...And I want to kill myself because of how bad it is...

#4 Apr 22nd 2007, 9:02am

I have a bunch!

"Traying to Love". (Since when is that a verb?)

"Twenty Small, Shy Truths".

"Der XParody". (What's with the one German word?)

"I Wouldn't Eat That if I Were You!".

"Mario VS. Bowser VS. Physics: Physics Loses".

CHALLENGE: One of these is a random story from the X-Men Evolution section, another is avatarjk137's, and the other three are mine. Can any of you figure them out without clicking on my profile? (I'm not going to be able to tell, but still...)

#5 Apr 22nd 2007, 9:03am

And here's more:

Ank

by another author.

Once again the story is bad, and title makes no sense...

#6 Apr 22nd 2007, 9:04am . Edited Nov 25th 2007, 8:41am

Traying To Love: X-Men

Physics: acatarjk137

other three: you?

#7 Apr 22nd 2007, 9:05am . Edited Apr 22nd 2007, 9:07am

A New Doubles Team and With Girls

Correct! Did you edit? But you still win! I will now "give" you free intangible dessert objects like I've seen some people do.

#8 Apr 22nd 2007, 9:10am

Ridding PoT of Shit

*too lazy to change accounts when she needs to go review this little gem*

Not only does the title suck but the first OC (I didn't dare read farther, but there's apparently two+) is Uber Sue.

Miyuu Takahashi, which was my name, I was had black hair that goes down to my waist. My eyes were a red-ish color; I stood at 168 meters tall. I have all the right curves in the right places and am very beautiful.

And I must say: Wow that's a tall person. Never met somebody who is 168 /meters/ tall.

Oh, and flipping through chapters I see she's inserted songs. -.- *goes to think up nasty yet intelligent remarks that idiots authors won't understand*

#9 Apr 22nd 2007, 9:17am

How about "Goku Pan" in the cartoon crossovers section?

The trouble with that section is, first of all, it seems that the only thing they can post lately is Disney 'parodies' with cartoon characters instead. I'm overjoyed when I see anything besides that.

#10 Apr 22nd 2007, 9:34am

coughMary!Suecough

Oh, sorry 'bout that. I have a cold...

#11 Apr 22nd 2007, 9:42am

How about...

"THIS IS SIDE ONE FLIP ME OVER, LIKE A PANCAKE".

And yes, it's all capitals.

#12 Apr 22nd 2007, 9:45am

How about...

"THIS IS SIDE ONE FLIP ME OVER, LIKE A PANCAKE".

And yes, it's all capitals.

#13 Apr 22nd 2007, 9:45am

F**king double post glitch... I did it again...

#14 Apr 22nd 2007, 9:46am

A Dose of Sanity

Pretty much anything written by Espionata.

"Sonic Meets The TMNT" - Not surprising that the story is literally about Sonic meeting the TMNT...for about 1 chapter. Then her Sue takes over.

"When Sonic And Crew Come To My World" - Yet another literal title, staring the Suethor herself.

I've told her to get better titles in the past but apparently suggesting that her current ones weren't good was "flamming" so she sent me a nasty PM back.

#15 Apr 22nd 2007, 1:23pm

avatarjk137

People get so touchy when you 'flamm' them...

Of SIs and Sugar

SI stands for Self-Insertion, a bad start. I haven't read it, but it seems to center around canon fictional characters (engaging in slash) showing up in the (real-life) high school of two yaoi fangirls. A bad title to a bad-looking story. Found in the Invader Zim fandom.

Path of the Dark One

Stars an OC called Darkstrike with... gasps... AMNESIA! Again, I haven't actually read. This is all gleaned from the summary. Found in the X-Men Evolution fandom.

Rogue Enchanted?

An X-Men Evolution parody of Ella enchanted, featuring Rogue as the main character for the sole purpose of filling it to the brim with a pairing in every third fic in the section. Add to it that it is AU. Also X-Men Evolution.

I don't think I can stomach reading these, but if anyone here wants to read something horrible, here are some good starts with bad titles.

#16 Apr 22nd 2007, 2:29pm

I just noticed...Why does it say "Wors of the Worst?"

#17 Apr 22nd 2007, 2:33pm

Curiously Alice

Once again the story is bad, and title is probably the worst I've ever seen.

Did you notice her in the forum and decide to see what she was all about?

Also, worst story title: "Inner Secrets"

Why? Because reading the title alone made me think of bowel movements and shifty eyes. Trying to sneak off to the bathroom? I think NOT.

#18 Apr 22nd 2007, 3:03pm

I found some!

"The Sucked Into Zim World Life Of DOOM!"

"I know your plan" (Well, alrighty then...)

"Failing and Failing 3: The End of Everything" (I don't even get that one)

And last but not least, because this my shtick (and because they're so readily available) I'll put out another couple of mine: "TreeClan: Book 2" (don't bother thinking of an exciting sequel name) and "Bad Day" (wow, that's never been used before).

#19 Apr 23rd 2007, 7:54pm

I just noticed...Why does it say "Wors of the Worst?"

No it does not! What are you talking about? Wors of the Worst...Yeah, like I would make a typo like that...

*whistles and walks away*

#20 Apr 24th 2007, 5:16am

*rubs eyes*

Oh, sorry. I must need an eye exam. [/sarcasm]

#21 Apr 24th 2007, 3:40pm

KiriharaAkaya

coughMary!Suecough

Oh, sorry 'bout that. I have a cold...

*blinks* I'm officially shocked. The author of the story, after getting a review from me and someone else ACTUALLY EDITED IT! SHE EVEN WENT BACK AND TOOK OUT THE SONG LYRICS! I am...wow...I feel like I have accomplished something in life! (Oh, and she changed the title so it doesn't completely suck. Still not good, but it's not completely sucky.)

#22 Apr 24th 2007, 3:53pm . Edited Apr 24th 2007, 3:54pm

Flame Rising

Bumping.

#23 Apr 25th 2007, 8:18am

A Dose of Sanity

I took a trip over to the Code Lyoko section because I know it has an assload of Suethors...took me awhile to find it because it's under the anime section even though it isn't anime.

JTL's Code Lyoko by James the Lesser

Real inspiring name you've got there.

A 14 Year Old & a 17 Year Old What Could Happen?

A full on raping of the English language, that's what could happen. And the summary screams Suefic.

What have you done?

No, what have YOU done to this fandom?

Code: Rianne

Code: Ing

Looks like people still think having a title that's a play on the show's name constitutes a good title regardless of the fact that every 2 fics does it...

I'm assuming that's the same Ing from Metroid Prime 2. INITIATE NONSENSICAL CROSSOVER FIC...NOW!

Could it Be?

Could it be that this story sucks? Possibly.

Ask the Characters of Code Lyoko!

Looks like half of the fic titles in this section are already doing that.

#24 Apr 25th 2007, 1:34pm

I think i actally saw an Invader Zim fanfic called" Invader Zim Fanfiction"

#25 Apr 25th 2007, 3:10pm

Invader Zim Fanfiction

Well, alrighty then.

"Dannyasha" in the Cartoon Crossovers section. I don't even want to think about it.

#26 Apr 25th 2007, 3:16pm

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3444817/1/

Here's an ugly Betty one:

He Wished: The First Kiss

#27 Apr 25th 2007, 3:35pm

The Girly Man

Life With Derek

"Woow" by luvmecuzimme

Summary: casey and derek have a secret. i know im teriable at summary's.

Excerpt:

“You can moan as loud as you want Casey no ones home they all left after you went upstairs to bed…besides I think I would love to her you moan my name it would be a nice change from screaming it like you normally do.”

Umm, I think that explains the whole story. ^^

And there are 8 reviews for it.

8 NICE reviews.

#28 Apr 26th 2007, 9:53am

" Bloody: the demented power puff girl" by B gal.

#29 Apr 26th 2007, 3:40pm

Vannessa Hillstead

Darkstrike

Any relation to Lady Deathstrike?

#30 Apr 26th 2007, 4:02pm

Nonexistant Anymore

n3w 0r r3P3At? by Tsuki Shizuku reviews

somethings wrong.Terribly wrong!This hasn't happened since the begining of the soul society,the truth soon unravels,will history repeat itself or otherwise?Soul society infested with HOLLOWS.Horror&humorHumor starts at chap3. not much humor though...

Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 2-21-07

From the way the reviews are, I don't even want to read the story. Vizard, Three powers, like Ichigo. No way am I going to read that. It screams MARY-SUE to me.

#31 Apr 26th 2007, 5:16pm

FFNETS NEW GOD

I seek the one who is called 'Flame Rising'.

He is to be eradicated.

I have been procured for this purpose by others.

Make no mistake that it will happen.

~Flame Eradicator

#32 Apr 26th 2007, 8:13pm

And here's more:Ank

MORON!!!!!!!!! That was my first story!!!!!!!!!!!

#33 Apr 27th 2007, 1:39pm

Ank. What is that supposed to mean? And no offense, but the story could be better. Don't call me a moron.

#34 Apr 27th 2007, 1:41pm . Edited May 03rd, 1:10pm

Ank is my OC's name

#35 Apr 27th 2007, 1:43pm

look i know it could be better the last chapters aren't as bad as the firsts. I just feel kinda bad....

#36 Apr 27th 2007, 1:45pm

Well I can see that, but my point is, that it's not a good title. That's all.

And don't feel bad. You can always try and do better.

#37 Apr 27th 2007, 1:45pm . Edited Apr 27th 2007, 1:46pm

I will. I shouldn't be a cry-baby about it either! I've put stories in Worst Of Worst topics!

#38 Apr 27th 2007, 1:49pm

Good for you.

#39 Apr 27th 2007, 1:49pm

If that means Shut up I will.

#40 Apr 27th 2007, 1:52pm

Zoe Saugin

Trapted by AM Elric

What does "trapted" mean?

((Too lazy to log out of this account.))

#41 Apr 28th 2007, 4:21pm . Edited Apr 28th 2007, 4:21pm

absurd musings.

I've put stories in Worst Of Worst topics!So have I, but I to let it go. (Or maybe because my story was a troll story).

Still, there are others who put their stories up on one of the Worst of Worst threads because they know their story needs some sort of critiquing-- good or bad. (Plus, they know that it sucks, and they're not afraid to admit it.)

#42 Apr 28th 2007, 4:23pm

O.k o,k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#43 Apr 28th 2007, 9:28pm

"Arguably the Best Fanfiction Ever"

Uh, yeah, riiiight. I didn't even read it, but I can safely assume it's not.

My language teacher says 'assume' makes an ass out of 'u' and 'me', but not this time.

#44 Apr 29th 2007, 8:26am

Sol Veritas

I think i actally saw an Invader Zim fanfic called" Invader Zim Fanfiction"

There's one called "Invader Zim story", and the summary is horrible:

"WARNING: IT HAS OCs IN IT! two irken females get away from irken life is better than teh summaryDibxOC, ZimxOC"

What does "irken" mean?

#45 Apr 29th 2007, 8:41am

What does "irken" mean?

Irken is the alien species that Zim is.

#46 Apr 29th 2007, 8:46am

PhantomInvader

What does "irken" mean?

Irken is the alien species that Zim is.

*Died from finding out that someone doesn't know about invader Zim*

HOW COULD YOU!!!!!

Sorry, but look at my penname!

#47 Apr 29th 2007, 2:25pm

Saphreeze

BUMP

#48 May 03rd 2007, 2:09am . Edited Jul 11th, 9:16am