As revealed to by frogman, second high priest/hobo enthusiast

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It has been said that ignorance is bliss, but my friends, that is not the truth, for ignorance means only unawareness and confusion. The ignorant ones know little of the real world, yet continually delude themselves into believing they do. In this way they find neither enlightenment, knowledge, nor the pleasures that life has to offer.

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PIE

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Stupidity is truly bliss. For by being stupid one forfeits the complexities of life and replaces them with only the simplest of pleasantries. The stupid one does not waste time with the matters of the thinking world, which only broods on life's many problems, and he certainly doesn't try or even want to become a member of that world. By shutting out this part of civilization he creates a paradise for himself, a world of mindless happiness and indulgence. Though unfamiliar with the ways of thought, he has become one with the Earth.

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PIE

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The mindless is unhindered by constant or long-lasting worry or grief, for he finds joy and giddiness in every situation, in every thing he touches and sees. He is nothing less than blessed.

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PIE

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To find true happiness in the mindlessness of this philosophy, one must observes these holy decrees:

1) Stupidity is bliss

2) Don't worry, be stupid.

3) Stop thinking.

7) Only through brainless stupidity can one validate their existence.

11) Chicks dig big noses.

6) Fresh baked apple......hobo-pancakes (Mmmm, mmm). Bet you thought it was pie. You Poor misled pagan....

6) I don't know, but snot might be the greatest freakin' thing on the planet.

6) Find joy in any situation, no matter how terrifying, hairy, or imminent death....iness.

A hunderd) Never read anything written by frogman.

Sammich) This one time, the principal came to school in a Speedo...

PIE) Mein Deustch, sie is nicht so gut, ja.

Billy Cosby) PIE

5) Meh.

Meh) Stupidity is the quickest path to righteous. The egg-nosed prophet shall make it clearer to us.

3.14) Also pie.

48) When one lives a stupid life, all things are equal and worthy of life.

5.5) CLOWNS AIN'T WORTHY OF LIFE!!! I HATES 'EM, HATES EM! GAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

:) This one is actually just a smiley face.

10) STOP reading this.

900000) AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE, SPIDERS ON ME FACE, ME BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!! IMA GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!

2) Stupidity--can't really be stressed enough.

L) Billy

O) Shall

L) Reign

?) Supreme?

The prophet with the snout of bulgitude has spoken. Agrim

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For the love of God--Billy, I meant Billy--I hope you didn't read that.

I wish I had excuse for writing this...like crack, or alcohol, or mental...retardation, but I don't

At least it killed some time.

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Being 'stupid' (or at least, what society thinks is stupid) can be a very enjoyable lifestyle; you get to eat, sniff, lick, and poke things no one else dares to eat sniff lick or poke! And have fun whilst doing it.

THE GOSPEL OF BILLY SPEAKS THE TRUTH!

...Inside my head my brain is yelling at me about how stupid this is. But darn it, it's fun! Whee.....

Clad:Yay for stupidness!

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