^ Believes claustrophobia is the fear of Santa Claus.

^ Got a free ipad from the nice lady talking through the ad.

^ Wonders if deaf schizophrenics can hear voices.

^ Is a llama.

^ Shaved my head bald because he mistook me for a llama.

^ Is a balding llama and didn't need shaving.

^ Doesn't have any motivation to write to this forum.

^ Wonders if blind people see a light when they die.

(This was something a friend of mine asked me. We spent an entire class wondering that.)

^ Is the superheroine Onion Woman. Her enemies cannot prick her skin without crying.

^ Sent a male stripper in a cake to a seven-year old's birthday party.

^ is squirrel girl.

^ is the Human Torch.

^ Quit her job at Candyland because they didn't cover dental..

(LMAO)

^ Is stuck in the Monopoly jail.

(Ha, I'm paying my bail! *lands on jail space* Damn!)

^ Guessed "Ms. Busty Lady, in the sex dungeon, with a prosthetic leg." in a game of Clue.

(Again, LMAO)

^ Thought the Yahtzee cup was a complimentary drink glass.

^ Thought sudoku puzzles were a secret code to hack into the government's computers.

^ Likes to say giggity for every perverted thing.

(Haha, Family Guy! XD)

^ Absolutely hates manga.

^ Took "Snakes and Ladders" literally by throwing a bucket of snakes at someone and climbing up a ladder.

^ Was the person on the ladder.

^ Was the one I pushed off the ladder.

^ Is horribly sadistic.

^ Hates all farm animals.

^ Hates pink-haired cat-people.

^ Likes to eat her cereal out of a shoe.

^ Lives in a shoe.

^ Put kitty litter in a friend's sandwich.

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