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Cottleston Pie

I have a pet fishy.

Gingerbread house?

12/03/2009 #2,611
Ember's New Groove

Is it a house or a food source? It's so confusing! D:

Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? (urgh)

12/04/2009 #2,612
Optimistic Fate

When the Walt Disney Company starts to promote cannibalism and rape ladybugs.

How are we gonna die in 1012?

12/04/2009 #2,613
Failariel Pallanen

Death by fangirls. D:

Simplez?

12/05/2009 #2,614
PinkPanther9.7

As simplez as that.

Why doesn't it snow on the 25th of December?

12/10/2009 #2,615
Failariel Pallanen

Because the snow pixies are too busy opening up their christmas presents.

Why is snow cold?

12/10/2009 #2,616
PinkPanther9.7

because the snow heater is broken

What does a giant spider do at christmas?

12/10/2009 #2,617
Failariel Pallanen

Knits a four pairs of socks for all of his feet.

Why did the itsy bitsy spider climb up the water-spout?

12/10/2009 #2,618
PinkPanther9.7

Because he needed a wash.

Why did the sun set?

12/11/2009 #2,619
Failariel Pallanen

Because it wanted a sleep.

What is the point of Rap Music?

12/11/2009 #2,620
Snow Falls Down My Window

To not be rock music.

What does a person do in Antarctica, inside an igloo, at 4:59:25:10?

12/11/2009 #2,621
PinkPanther9.7

to Read the newspaper on ice.

Why do toliets have a bend?

12/11/2009 #2,622
Snow Falls Down My Window

So that they can snap, too.

Why do I have the sudden urge to cosplay?

12/11/2009 #2,623
Failariel Pallanen

Because it's fun.

Why am I feeling so sluggish right now?

12/12/2009 #2,624
You Can't Forget This

Because it's a Saturday.

Why isn't the forum as busy as usual?

12/12/2009 #2,625
To-Remember-Me-By

Because Gryph won't stop lurking.

Why is she lurking?

12/12/2009 #2,626
You Can't Forget This

Because I don't think she is lurking, she just isn't here.

Why am I putting Christmas decorations up?

12/12/2009 #2,627
To-Remember-Me-By

Because it's christmas, silly. :D

Why do Christmas lights make me dizzy?

12/12/2009 #2,628
You Can't Forget This

Because you like chocolate.

Why do clocks have to tick [and tock] so loudly?

12/12/2009 #2,629
Cottleston Pie

They are trying to compete with computers.

Who made tape?

12/12/2009 #2,630
To-Remember-Me-By

tape-worms

What am I going to do, today?

12/13/2009 #2,631
Snow Falls Down My Window

Eat cookies! :D

Why is my family forcing me to eat bad buffet food?

12/13/2009 #2,632
To-Remember-Me-By

because they're mean! D:

Why do i have to go to school?

12/13/2009 #2,633
ryapoo

To speed the erosion of your creativity.

Why am I so hungry??

12/14/2009 #2,634
Snow Falls Down My Window

Because you're on a diet, like my mom, who is skinny as hell, and still won't stop.

Why was I so anxious to get home from school today to work on my fanfiction?

12/14/2009 #2,635
Cottleston Pie

To get the nargles out of your hair.

Do you know how to get to the Heavyside Layer?

12/14/2009 #2,636
To-Remember-Me-By

Not a clue.

Ghosts are transparent?

12/15/2009 #2,637
Snow Falls Down My Window

No, my cousin can see them (believe what you want, but I'm telling the truth. He's 30, so I don't think he would joke around) and he sez they look normal, but they're just out of context.

Are my jeans pretty?

12/15/2009 #2,638
To-Remember-Me-By

Sure.

D'oh?

12/15/2009 #2,639
Snow Falls Down My Window

Duh!

Hello?

12/15/2009 #2,640
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