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  otherrealmwriter We have a Yo Mamma Jokes topic so why not a Chuck Norris facts? 3/17/2008 #1Chuck is the reason that Waldo is hiding Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door Have any more? Add them in this topic! :) |
| Ifab1ndiya Chuck is the reason this topic is hilarious/awesome! 3/17/2008 #2Chuck is the reason Kris has disappeared Chuck is the reason I'm mad at Kris. Chuck is the reason I'm saying where in the world is Kris Natzguski(sp unknown) Chuck is the reason it's getting a little warmer in my area. Chuck is the reason little green people run around. Chuck is the reason why someone believes they caught a leprechaun running around on youtube. Chuck is the reason the Giants won! Chuck is the reason I can't stop talking! |
| otherrealmwriter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8 3/17/2008 #3You should check this out Mike Huckabee is endorced by Chuck Norris and Huckabee tells the facts! |
| Trueman Chuck Norris got his ass kicked by the superior in every way Bruce Lee. 3/17/2008 #4Topic over. |
| otherrealmwriter Chuck Norris sleeps with the lights on because the dark is afraid of him 3/17/2008 #5 |
| CelloSolo2007 Global Warming is from when Chuck Norris felt cold, so he turned up the Sun. 3/17/2008 . Edited 3/17/2008 #6When Chuck Norris goes swimming, the water just gets out of his way, and he walks across. In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. |
| CelloSolo2007 Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany. 3/17/2008 #7The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. |
| CelloSolo2007 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris 3/17/2008 #8once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate. . Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. |
| CelloSolo2007 If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober 3/17/2008 #9Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground. What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe. |
| CelloSolo2007 Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. 3/17/2008 . Edited 3/17/2008 #10Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his chest and skewered three men through the heart with it. Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero. |
| CelloSolo2007 CHUCK NORRIS ROCKS!!! 3/17/2008 #11 |
 Trippy Hippie Chuck Norris is the reason why we have the lightbulb. 3/17/2008 . Edited 3/17/2008 #12Chuck Norris never lost at a card game. |
| Voidangel Soren Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin. Underneath his beard is another fist. 3/18/2008 #13When Chuck Norris does push ups, he isn't pushing himself up. He's pushing the earth down. |
| Ifab1ndiya Global Warming won't when Chuck Norris is cool. 3/18/2008 #14 |
| otherrealmwriter Chuck Norris doesn't endorse he tells America how it's gonna be 3/18/2008 #15Chuck Norris lost his virgity before his father The Bible used to be called Chuck Norris and friends |
| Tecmo Bo A metor didn't kill the dinosurs. Chuck Norris did. 3/18/2008 . Edited 3/18/2008 #16Chuck Norris deleated the recycling bin. The helicopter was inspired when someone watched Chuck Norris do roundhouse kicks repeatly. Guns don't kill people Chuck Norris does. |
| Voidangel Soren Chuck Norris invented the wheel. 3/19/2008 #17Chuck Norris' children are born with beards. Chuck Norris doesn't teabag the ladies/noobs. He potato sacks them. ron jeremy's got nothing on Chuck Norris. In the begining, there was Chuck Norris. He invented god because he was bored. Running from Chuck Norris is futile. No matter what you do, no matter where you go, he will catch you. Chuck Norris invented alcohol. |
| Ifab1ndiya GI Joe was named after Chuck Norris 3/19/2008 #18Chuck Norris is the reason the sun rises everyday. Shakespeare really said, "it is the East and Chuck Norris is the sun" The dollar is really called the Chuck not the buck Everyone votes for Chuck, always Chuck Norris: great skills, great talents, always |
| Saber Apricot Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word "hunting" implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. 3/19/2008 . Edited 3/19/2008 #19There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. |
| Silver-hair Angel Chuck Norris has another fist under his beard. I saw it on Family Guy! 3/19/2008 #20 |
| otherrealmwriter That was cool. XD 3/19/2008 #21Chuck Norris survives Avada Kadvera (I tried to make one up there) Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open |
| otherrealmwriter When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000. 3/19/2008 #22 |
| Trippy Hippie Chuck Norris invented the toliet. 3/19/2008 #23 |
| PhantomInvader The rain don't hit Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris hits the rain. 3/19/2008 . Edited 3/19/2008 #24When Chuck Norris jumps off a boat, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chucked. |
| Trippy Hippie Chuck Norris made the automobile. 3/19/2008 #25 |
| otherrealmwriter Chuck Norris sends in his taxes he sends in a blank for and a picture of himself crouched and ready to attack Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes ever 3/21/2008 #26Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer too bad he never cries There are no steriods in baseball only players Chuck Norris breathed on |
| masterofpuppets14 caution:looking at chuck norris toooooo long can cause severe blindness or a foot shaped bruise on your forehead 3/21/2008 #27 |
| otherrealmwriter Chuck Norris decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb 3/21/2008 #28Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger and saying bang |
| Trippy Hippie Chuck Norris invented the periodic table. 3/22/2008 #29Chuck Norris was the one to get Hidan to worship Jashin Chuck Norris can drink 4 glasses of beer in a heartbeat |
| otherrealmwriter Chuck Norris was the one that destroyed Irk not Zim 3/24/2008 #30Chuck Norris can make gas prices go down with one roundhouse kick |
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