See Red Panda Bear.

The only known picture of Dumb: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Cottagecheese.jpg

Omnipotent One B

An enormous redneck weeaboo (rivaling the Xbox in HUEGness) who leads the Pantheon, also known as the Legion Of Lard. She is against horrible fanfiction, though she is probably just jealous due to her lack of literary skill. She is infamous for being a pedophile in the state of Texass, and is currently being held prisoner in a whaling ship.

Despite creating a forum for jabbering about wankery (or for those of us who don't use gay-ass slang; internet drama), she creates plenty of it by holding "fanfic trials" and bitching ad infinitum about canon-rape and Mary-Sues.

Omnipotent One B has been a virgin for over 9000 years, though the times they are a-changin'. She recently manipulated a certain dumbass psuedo-Prep into joining her fat club, and is now training her in the ways of the resbian. Maybe before the year is over, she'll get her cherry popped...

Oh yes, she also has a fear of vaginal liquids. Like WHUT.

The only known picture of OOB: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Sexyhottmama.jpg

Omnipotent Ones

(Lifted from Encyclopedia Dramatica)

A GAFFer

Usually pushing forty and still living with their parents, GAFFers are mostly female and still cringe over Mpreg, even though they secretly masturbate to it. A disproportionate number are fat, closet furries or bitches with Asperger's syndrome The younger ones mostly are made up of 4chan rejects that even Fandom_Wank won't let in.

How to be a GAFFer

If you want to be a GAFFer, you must adhere to these rules:

Overreact as much as possible.

*Headdesk**Headdesk**Headdesk* people!

You must throw up to at least a hundred Mpreg fan fictions.

???

Profit!

Post over nine thousand mediocre Harry Potter fanfics.

Whine about Marvin being a dickhead.

Try as hard as you can to emulate all the other forum members at once.

Don't forget to say "spork" a lot, even though it gets annoying fast.

Read Celebrian, then go around talking about lavender labia constantly.

Take shitty fanfiction as seriously as you can. Remember, they're not just bad writers, they're "RAPING YOUR FANDOM/CHILDHOOD!!!!1!!!". The story doesn't just suck, it "MAKES ME WANT TO BLEACH AND SPORK MY EYES OUT BLEACH BLEACH SPORK!!!!!!1!!!!1". Absolutely under no circumstances must you find shitty fanfiction amusing. You must, instead, find it completely abbhorent, a crime against nature, and probably say it did WTC or something.

TYPE IN ALL CAPS AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK AND COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW IT USED TO BE BETTER!!!!!!11

Profess to be better than those assholes at Fandom_Wank

Red Panda Bear

See Dumb.

The only known picture of Red Panda Bear: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Cottagecheese.jpg

I thought you and him got along. Did I miss stuff?

....Too funni for words...

And thats why you have none.

Even with all three of you here, you are no match! Go home to your flabby new masters, you girly men.

I don't know if I could live like that. You must understand something that I don't.

How about this, Ill guess and you can tell me if I am right or close or whatever.

You were planning on betraying us from the start. No?

It was much to my surprise when I saw YL and Fantasia roaming freely in Envy's forum. It didn't bother me much at first, until I realized they were manipulating you. It might not have seemed like it to you, but I've been around for a while. As one of you said, I'm one of the site's elders. I've fought many fools during my time, and thus I know of how they tick.

I lashed out. You defended them. I said fuck it, and went on spamming the shit out of the forum. I figured I could allow the hypocrisy to come full circle, and tarnish your image. In a way, I did. It might not seem like you're generating laughter, but you are, however, with the ones who are laughed at quite a bit. It was sad really. To see you fall like this.

(I appreciate your honesty with the betraying story)

Not a word.

And we attempt to help, that keeps them in check. Otherwise, they would overpopulate FFN like Mexicans in America.

Trying to expunge bullshit is something only the experienced can perform. I've knocked down several stories back in the day...

We fucking took down Kovu W. Or cant you read?

Go to 7chan (specifically the Random board), and you will be enlightened.

33) Pervs are able to run free around here

Do they mean Envy? 'Cause he fits that description perfectly. Contradictionz galorez!

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