 Obelisk of LightThe Bloody Dance Sporking: Present: Konoha Sakura Pov of t3h bad grammerz!!!!111!!!! I woke up to people sceaming and probably doing something steamy. Or is it sceamy? ;) At first I thought it was me dreaming something steamy until Naruto came yelling that Konoha was getting attacked by mysterious punctuation marks such as #. “Saaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkura-Channnnnnnnn” Naruto yelled "I'm hyperrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and I can't punctuate for shiiiiiiiiiiit! Save me!111!!!" “What the fuck is wrong with this story? Everything!” I said I look outside to see two snake’s and one apostrophe attacking the city and I know that Orochimaru was behind it! “Sakura-chan u got to go to Tsunade-Baa-Chan n talk 2 her on d mSn liek dis!1!21!” naruto said (Hell yeah inner said) (Orochimaru just went batshit because of this horror story) “Naruto I’ll be right there” I yell I put on my Black Short skit that was supposed to be a play and pink tank top that stopped above my belly button and fishnet on top. That shows off my belly button pierced and tattoo of a Sakura tree. I shape on my weapon’s pash on my thigh because, for some reason, I have all the time in the world to draw something good on myself, and put on my leg and arm warmers that hid my body weight(s). And bashed my hair to the wall because I was drunk enough to think that the wall was my hairstylist and put it in a ponytail. (Like ino’s hair that up*, up and away?) I ran as fast as I could to naruto but I was stop by a person I did and didn’t wat to see because my hairstyle was horrible. Those crimson red eyes that could kill with a look. “Sasuke-kun” I thought “Ahh come on kick his ass” inner said (I have never seen greater OOCness than this.) “NO we got to go to lady Tsunade” I thought Worried that Sasuke was here to kill her. “Ah Sakura” Sasuke said he stood there at me with lust and arger in his eyes. I think he's got to get that Sharingan checked. “Wat are u looking at Sasuke, hows m hairstyl!?!?11” inner said mad as hell (Vein in the head pope out and the Pope wonders what he's doing in this so-called story.) I remender I had to go to the hokage for mission and she knew that Sasuke wanted something (A dictionary.) So she knew he would not allow her to leave just yet. Not without giving him a dictionary. I came back to my thought when Sasuke put Kanata at my neck. To stop me from- Me getting away from Inner Sakura. “wat do wat Sasuke-kun” I said with veamon in my throat If wannabe Pokemon are in her throat, she should be dead. “Hn” “I wat u” he said, "Wat r u doin, babeh????!!!!!1111eleven11!!!!! (“Wat after all these years he wat u now WOOOOWWW) inner yell “Why would u wat me am weak” I could tell that he was not wanting no for answer “Hn I’ll come for you after the konoha is been destroyed” he said well disappear in the dark because he'd just jumped in a dry well. I was still supier (Uhh, what?) wat he said when ino and hinata grab me and pull me to the hokage XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX When we got Lady Tsunade you could tell that she was pissed at how this story was going “Wow she pissed” inner said to herself “yo Sakura I dare you to dare naruto to call her old” Inner said well she laugh her head off and followed Sasuke into the dry well. “Shut up the vallige is getting attack and all u can say is dare naruto to call people names” I thought scolding my inner. “Hokage Sama” Hinata and ino say at same time paicking their stuff pretty badly. “YESS” She yell “Wats happening Lady Tsunade” I said in a worried tone and I could tell the answer was not good THAT DAMN OROCHIMARU” Said yelling “He’s attacking the vaillege (A wailing village.) and her has allied to the rock and Mist Coutey (A country/Coyote crossbreed.)” She said mad as hell thoging (Hiring a thug to throw something.) her Chair out window Making a large Hole in the wall “Well wat can we do” I said “Please go heal are injury’s Shinobi” She Yell in stern voice “This is top priority Sakura, Ino, Hinata NOW” Seaming at as a retard. Ino and hinata and took the east part of the city Well I took the South and west part. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX I was running to the injury Shinobi’s when I saw something that cat my eye. A scroll that was lying on ground calling to me. So I pick it up and open it to see a girl in a garden with Sakura tree and different color flower. I knew she was not human so here I go. “Umm hi” I said shyly “Come on Sakura speak louder” “God I do it then” Inner said Angrily “No I’ll do it” I thought “Hello young one thank u for finding me” the women with a beadeilful Blue red and While Kimono *Head-desk* Spelling rape! Said “Wait the crest on the back her kimono that’s” I thought quisionly “Dude that the Uchiha crest on her kimono” inner said sacredly worshipping the beadeilful Sue. “Who is she” Me and inner yell in are thoughts “Ahh so u know the clan crest am wear” she said “oh by the way my name is Phoenix Uchiha and am a the demon of time seal in this scroll” phoenix Said “And by the look of thing outside I will give u the power go back in time to change the future” WHAT REALLY inner and me yell “Yes I knew u would say that. But there Is a down side” phoenix Said “I knew she was going to say that” inner said “Wat is it” I asked nicely know this was not going to be good. Esercigy with a demon’s. U know how Gaara and naruto have to go thou with their demon’s. Bad ... mental ... images ... I thought “I would like see the outside world so if I can could I seal myself in u n tlak on MsN leik dIs!” phoenix asked with a nice guy smile “Ahh wat do u think inner” “Uhhhh ummm ahhhh why u asking me” smiling while eating cake and spreading it all over her face. “Could u give me a sec?” I asked nicely Sure Take ask long as you want” she said while starting to play a song Mabushi kumai chinu sakura iroi kokoro hodo kete Tsuki akari no naka kimi no kao ga ukande kieta “Wow She sings good” inner Thought! Machi tsuzuketa ano koe n'de te wo furu kage sagasu kedo itsuka no kaze hoho ni furete haru o tsutaeru deshou “Wow She does” “oh yeah back to thinking that propels” awoku hikaru sakura namiki hana akari ya waraka no Kimi to hanare kimi wo tatoru ano hi mitatsuki wa sagashite “Hey Phoenix My answer it yes I will do it” I said Nevesovy “Then here we go” She said then I started to fall asleep To her song. hiki dashi no naka shiketa hanabi kako daita mama maichiru hana ware haru no namida kimi ga oshieta Hana no youni kagayaite kaze no naka ikite yukou suki wa michiru deshou sore douku douku akaruku terasu Kono sakura no shita onaji omoi dakasun'da hito ima toki wo koeze futari no kage sou toke sanaru deshou *mind goes blank* “Ahh wat this feeling” I thought then blackout. The end of this chapter. THANK GAWD. ... She can't even spell "want" correctly! You should have a look at her pathetic author's note. Ugh. |
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