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 SleepingbearTopic: Let's get started.
This tidbit is from 'The Best of Times' by Ozzallos.Setsuna Meiou was concerned. Not panicky, just concerned. Apparently Ranma was taking a day off, because she could not find him for the life of her. Not that the Gates would have locked onto the boy anyway, but he apparently wasn’t around any of his friends either. When combined with the chaos that surrounded him, he was effectively invisible unless she could pin down somebody who had seen him and THAT would take a lot of work if she had to expand outside friends and family. Sailor Pluto shrugged. Aw, what the hell. Let him have his day off. She smiled. After all, tomorrow was pterodactyl day. My favorite day has always been triceratops day, but what the heck. | #1 Dec 20th 2005, 10:16pm | |
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 weebeeHmm... can't remember the exact quote, however it was from "Dragonball R" which IS not on this site.Two Ranmas are facing off in a black voide, one good, one evil. They fight for a while and then start talking. Somewhere in the conversation, it is braught up that one Ranma is good, and the other is evil, and this quote is the result. "Goody little two shoes, Goody little two shoes! Good Ranma pulled his hand up and fired a blast into Evil Ranma';s chest. "Good... Bad... I'm the one with the Chi Blast. YAY! Army of darkness references!!! Note, there is also another one in "Eldritch Asylum" that is quite funny, however it's just direct quotes with REALLY wierd characters saying them... immagine an elevin year old female Ranma saying ash's lines... |
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Ryo-Wolf Setsuna rolled her eyes and turned back towards the senshi again. "You will withdraw for the moment." "But..." started Usagi, her eyes suddenly went wide as she noticed Ranma holding up a sign with the words 'Frigid **' written on it just behind her. Minako choked and almost fell forward. Setsuna turned to glare at him, and he quickly put it behind his back. All four of the generals were stifling giggles. "As I said, you are not ready. No arguments," insisted Pluto. Ranma's new sign had the words: 'She blows goats. I have proof!' "Um..." said Ami as she pointed at him. "You must trust me, it's far too soon," said Pluto as she didn't quite understand what the girl was indicating. "But he's..." 'Pluto has a dog shaped birthmark just inside her right thigh!' was the new sign. "Hey! How does he know about..." muttered Tsuki in shocked horror. She quickly fell silent as she noticed the rest of the group looking at her. "What are you all looking at? Go home," said Pluto firmly. 'Jello fetish! Jello fetish! I've got pictures!' "But you should really..." said Ami with a heavy blush forming on her cheeks. "I won't say it again, this barrier won't hold them off for long," said Pluto calmly. The generals were trying their best not to laugh; all of them suddenly fell silent as Setsuna turned towards them again. Ranma was whistling with the sign hidden behind his back. "As for you. Give me those signs," said Pluto with a scowl on her face. Ranma blinked and swallowed. "Um...heh..." He handed them too her and she raised the time staff into the air. "Dead Scream." From Carrotglace's "Insertion" | #3 Dec 21st 2005, 4:07pm . Edited Dec 21st 2005, 4:08pm | |
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Sired"Perhaps I can-" Sailor Pluto began, before being savagely tackled to the ground, her speech being brief mostly because by the time she had teleported in and had begun her trademark "all-knowing one coming from nowhere" technique for appearing mysteriously omnipotent, she realized that four of the five people in the room were already lunging for her. Unable to dodge in time, and not being able to overpower Ranma and Kyle even in her Senshi form, the guardian of time was slammed against the floor, with her arms held firm on either side of her, and a Pancor Jackhammer aimed right between her eyes. She sweatdropped, suddenly being able to better appreciate the situation that the Inner Senshi had managed to get themselves into. "What the hell! Who are you!" Asuka demanded. Pluto sighed, showing considerable control for someone just a finger-twitch away from death. "I am the-" "Wait, hold that thought," Asuka interrupted, "I can understand how Ranma, Kyle, and even Snake would sense her and attack, but how did YOU know she was here?" Tiro, who was straddling the Time Senshi so as to keep her pinned and restrict movement of her legs (or so he would insist later), chuckled and made a "V" with his fingers. "Babe radar, remember?" "Wonderful. I'm overjoyed you managed to find an obscure, vaguely useful application for it," the Captain mumbled, massaging her head. "Okay, so what were you saying?" Sailor Pluto cleared her throat, and leveled an icy glare at Snake. "I'm Sailor Pluto, leader of the Outer Senshi. I'm here to help take the Sailors off your hands. Something I cannot negotiate if I'm held on the floor at gunpoint." Snake's eyes narrowed to match hers. "Oh, really? Well, you can negotiate their release from within their cage, then! You're under arrest for teleporting into a police station!" The others looked up from Pluto to stare at Snake. "Lieutenant, that's not a crime," Asuka deadpanned. "Oh..." Snake frowned. "Breaking and entering?" Asuka shook her head. "This room in this station is accessible to the general public at all times unless HQ is closed for the night." "Witchcraft!" Snake yelled, causing the Senshi of Pluto to sweatdrop. "We've already confirmed that's a crime!" "How do we know she's a witch?" The Captain asked, not immediately disregarding the possibility. "She did teleport into the office." "With that outfit, she's gotta be some sort of magic-throwing freak." "She turned me into a newt!" "Burn her!" Pluto had, understandably, had quite enough of this by now, and began to shove the assorted police officers off of her, some small part of her mind really hoping that they weren't seriously going to shoot her for her resistance. "That's enough! I'm here on serious business! Get OFF of me!" Tiro and the others reluctantly backed away, being (mostly) kidding about the string of comments about witches. Besides, all present were fairly sure that Kyle had never spent any time as a newt. -From Millennium By Black Dragon6 | #4 Dec 22nd 2005, 10:06am | |
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Keri McVean"Fiend! What have you done to Akane Tendo and the pig-tailed one?" Kuno cried, leveling his wooden sword at Ranma. Kuno was easy to read. Ranma struck a dramatic pose. "Alas! But the beauty of the great Akane Tendo wanes but for my presence! Forasmuch as the frost of winter doth spread and curl, causing tender young things to sleep within their vines, so do yearnings for myself cause her heart to wither and pine." He adopted a tragic gesture. "For it is truth that I have withdrawn myself from beyond the solace of her ancestral halls! Yea, even for reasons of tender love, which doth fly in the face of adversity and ill speaking, have I done that which was grievous to my heart! Oh, tender Fate, whose cruel claws do *tear* us away from those we love for reasons of our loving. It must be that I, and Akane Tendo, be at last apart until such time as the fragrant blossoms of youthful longing do spring again betwixt us!" Kuno had lowered his sword, lips forming a soundless "Whoa." Ranma tossed an off-handed wave off his shoulder. "And Ranko and I are shacking up." From Mirrors Multiplied, Origanal Flavor I almost fell out of my chair for that one. | #5 Dec 22nd 2005, 11:55am . Edited Dec 22nd 2005, 11:56am | |
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Rev.Rannath"LAUNCHING PROBE. PROBE IS AWAY. PRAYING..." Everyone blinked at that. "You have a pray function?" Rayden asked, surprised. "NO, BUT IT SEEMED APPROPRIATE." -Supernova by Black Dragon6 |
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DavrosCologne sighed to herself. She wanted to believe that she had finally identified the cause of her continuing though diminished apprehension but was entirely too old and experienced to fool herself with wistful thoughts. She stretched and carefully returned to the book she had been studying and was about to go to her bedroom when she heard sounds of distress from Shampoo's room. She quickly but silently opened the door. Seeing her heir apparently in the midst of a nightmare, she gently awakened her. "Dear," she softly asked Shampoo, "can you remember your dream?" Shampoo visibly stiffened her back, trying hard not to show weakness. "Is nothing." "Tell me anyway, warrior." "Yes elder," Shampoo responded. "Shampoo have dream about being cat floating in space, was scary." Cologne facefaulted. She shook her head and said, "No more anime for you anymore," as she walked out chuckling. 'Sigh,' she thought, 'if only that was the limit of our problems.' Tatewaki and Kodachi were on a hunt for their beloveds and a mortal enemy. That one person filled all four positions was something that could only happen to Ranma. The Kuno pair kept a watchful eye on the other aware that their sibling would be trying to destroy ‘their’ beloved and assisting ‘their’ mortal enemy.As chaos would have it, they found a youma instead. This youma had made its way away from the youma killing grounds known as Juuban and was finally ready to wreak havoc among the helpless peoples of Nerima. Tatewaki stared as the statue of his lunatic of a father began to move. Kodachi was not so restrained; she turned to the side and heaved. The sight of a ten foot stone-flesh replica of her father, dressed in all his Hawaiian glory including that ridiculous little tree; gyrating in a grotesque parody of a hula dance was more than even her stomach could handle. The youma chuckled malevolently, ‘Yes, havoc was being wreaked,’ he thought to himself. He began to strum the ukulele and ‘sing’ as he cavorted. People screamed, fled, puked and a few even began pounding their heads in the walls, as they pleaded, “Please make it stop.” The traffic accidents began to mount up as the now ‘living’ statue shared its ‘joy’ for all things Hawaiian. The youma kept dancing until finally the Kuno siblings could take it no more and attacked. The battle was desperate, both almost lost it when the youma mooned them, but in the end they finally prevailed and forced the youma into the pond where Mr. Green Turtle lived. The poor creature had a bad stomach ache for several days and passed extremely noxious gasses for a month. That first week the massive alligator floated like an inflated inner tube, barely able to move and unable to dive. The Kuno siblings were treated as heroes by those unfortunate to have witnessed the event. The whole episode was very odd and shocked both Kunos almost sane. From The Earth Princess | #7 Dec 26th 2005, 6:01pm . Edited Dec 26th 2005, 6:20pm | |
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Tim81182 "I have seen the evil," growled a voice from behind, "and it is green!" Kuno stood once again, and shadows danced across the room as he blazed with unholy fury. His eyes flared red and he raised the Saotome blade overhead. "Vile demon fruit! Red infernal juices and black hellspawn seeds! You mock me! You mock me with your delicious ripeness! Death to you--DEATH!" Nabiki almost felt sorry for the creature as it charged forward to meet Kuno's ranting and raving. She sat back and idly dabbed at her swollen lip, and watched as first one limb, then another, flew across the room. Not really, she amended. Damn thing gave me a fat lip. She sat back and watched as Kuno, screaming about the 'dire plumpness of the dark gardens of the underworld', whittled the creature down to a single arm within a minute. Only once the ichors and blood had washed the melon away did Kuno lose interest, and he started attacking the fruit scattered about the room. With a screech it broke away. It crashed through a wall and disappeared from sight. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/249639/5/ | #8 Jan 07th 2006, 10:47pm . Edited Jan 07th 2006, 10:48pm | |
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lonewolfbro“I am Saotome Ranma. Heir to the Saotome School of Anything Goes Martial Arts. I invented the Squirrel Maneuver.” “The what?” Ranma swung his leg into the space between Kuno’s legs. The Blue Thunder dropped lack a sack of potatoes, whimpering like a puppy. sorry this quote was from the demons contract By Ringmaster | #9 Jan 09th 2006, 9:17pm . Edited Jan 11th 2006, 11:34am | |
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SleepingbearNice quote, Lonewolfbro, except it doesn't follow the rules as you don't list the story nor the author. Please correct this.| #10 Jan 10th 2006, 8:17pm | |
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Enigma-NemesisRanma’s mind was currently rebooting. After seeing a talking cat, the OS interface between Nekoken 3.4.5 and Ranma 1.4 beta had caused a full memory cache failure. In other words, he simply froze up, and had what would be termed as the human equivalent of the Blue Screen of Death. As Ranma’s mind began the reboot, it tried to decide which OS interface to bring online as the primary one for the moment. Using his senses, it searched out to find if the strange cat was still around. Said target was currently sitting on his chest. Nekoken OS interface initializing... from "A New Home" by Innortal | #11 Jan 11th 2006, 6:30pm | |
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Magnus DeWinterShaking his head, Ryoga growled out. “I’m not leaving till I’ve finally killed Ranma and…” Whatever he was going to saw was lost as a loud clang filled the air. Slowly Ryoga sank to his knees before falling on his face. Behind the lost boy was Kasumi who was looking at one of her pans. “Oh my… Nabiki I seemed to have bent the pan… can we get another?” Primal Ranma by datexan | #12 Feb 07th 2006, 10:33pm | |
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Jmo370That afternoon, Kuno confronted Ranma as he left the school building with Akane. “Hold, varlet, I, Tatewaki Kuno, upperclassman, the undefeated champion, the Rising Star of Furinkan High School, also known as the Blue Thunder, must chastise you for your vile conduct with the Fair Akane Tendo,” Kuno orated. He looked pained because the thunder missed its cue. From 'Ranma: A Different Path Taken' by Kayemsi | #13 Mar 30th 2006, 7:45am . Edited Apr 01st 2006, 2:38am | |
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Howard Russell“I can’t believe that **!” she hissed furiously “At least when I was the pigtailed girl he made an effort to be romantic, but now he just thinks of me as some sort of cheap **” Breathing heavily from supressed rage, she gave one last glance to the gym building which Kuno had yet to emerge from behind “I’m going to ask ’Dachi to give him such a poisoning!” “Heh.” Nabiki smugly inspected her nails. “You have to get up pretty early in the morning to get past Nabiki Tendou.”“Nabiki, I’m your sister and I know what you're like in the morning.” Kasumi remarked flatly. “I could sell you to a Thai brothel and you probably wouldn’t notice until after lunch.” From “A Not so Simple Wish” by Ebiris | #14 May 08th 2006, 12:52am | |
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BambolinaBarracuda“Because your father would be terribly upset at losing his future secretary.” Translation: Genma Saotome would be stark raving mad enough to maul his own son. “So? He can always find another one…” Translation: I’d like to see him try! “Maybe.” Translation: He’ll wipe the floor with your **. “Feh.” Translation: Feh. From Possession, by Sodalicious | #15 May 17th 2006, 2:02am . Edited Jun 03rd 2006, 3:03am | |
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BambolinaBarracuda“Twenty-something goddamn servants in this house, and I have to open the stupid door!” An indignant feminine voice drifted from somewhere inside, “Watch your language, young man!” He rolled his eyes towards the person standing in front of the door. He blinked. “YOU!” Akane had the grace to blush. “Uh, is this the Saotome residence?” He stared at her deadpanned, “No, it’s the great Wizard of Oz.” She stared, unsure of how to react without getting her head chopped off. After an impatient sigh, he moved to close the door, “Click your heels three times and head on home, girlie.” From Possession, by Sodalicious | #16 May 17th 2006, 2:07am . Edited Jun 03rd 2006, 3:06am | |
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Howard RussellBeing Ranma, she was taking to them like a fish takes to tartar sauce--that is, not exactly willingly, but, nevertheless, very well. There have been strange alliances in history. This was to be one of the stranger.Three girls looked at each other. "No fights," Ukyo said. It was not a suggestion. "Hai," Akane concurred. "Shampoo agree." Ranma blinked. "Ranchan get's to have fun." "Hai." "Much fun." Ranma stared. "This weekend, Ranchan doesn't have to fight anyone." "And if anyone starts one, WE'LL finish it." "Amazons protect other amazons, Ranma training to be amazon." And the three girls stood, and linked hands. While Ranma stared in shock. "United to protect Ranma's happiness this weekend!" "Ranchan will have a GREAT time!" "We work to make Ranma have happy time!" And in a weird unison--almost synchronistic, in fact--the three girl chorused-- "Ranma Happiness Protection League!" And at this, Ranma passed out. From “Girl Days” by Kenko | #17 May 17th 2006, 3:08am | |
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Zero of the Black Knights"Gonna get Dachi to slip him some poison" A Not So Simple Wish | #18 May 27th 2006, 1:41pm | |
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Howard RussellHey Everybody! This isn't just to Rowloman but to all who would post here. First off, please cut and paste exact quotes, not paraphrases. The exact—and to me, much funnier—quote is:“I’m going to ask ’Dachi to give him such a poisoning!”From “A Not so Simple Wish” by Ebiris Second, please get the story ID number and make the title a hotlink. It's so easy to do—the intructions are on the bottom of the page where you write these posts—and far easier than making everyone who reads the quote have to search for the story. Third, please give the author's name. They're the one who actually wrote it, give 'em credit for it. For extra bonus points, you can get their user ID and make their name a hotlink too! Fourth, please read the prior posts. Try not to repeat entries. Thank you for your time, Howard Russell | #19 May 27th 2006, 2:11pm | |
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Ryoga's best friend"He was rude, arrogant, self-centered, thoughtless, brash, totally insensitive, and unreasonably violent... but...... b-but...BUT I'M A TAKAHASHI GIRL, DAMN IT, AND I GET OFF ON THAT SORT OF THING! WAAAAAAAAAH!!" From Ranma Saotome- Attourney at law | #20 May 29th 2006, 2:16am | |
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Ranma1286Asuka sighed and rolled her eyes. "Don't you think you're overreacting JUST a little?" She asked, turning away and heading toward the men's locker room to deliver the news. "I mean, sure, the guys are pretty soft in the head, but they're hardly certifiable psychotics." She was about to knock on the double-doors leading to the locker room when Ranma's voice came from within. "I dunno, guys..." "Aw, c'mon Ranma! You have to do it! Think of it as an initiation ritual!" "But... I just don't know about this..." "Oh, don't be such a baby! It's simple! All you have to do is drink a whole bottle of spiced rum, and then disarm a live Claymore anti-personnel mine!" "Yeah... but I don't drink. And besides that, I don't really know how to disarm one of those when I'm sober." "Don't worry about it! It's easy! Besides, all the cool police officers do it!" "Well...... if I have to do it to be cool..." Asuka turned back around toward Junko, her left eye twitching. "So, I assume you have some sort of plan?" Junko grinned. "Well, of course I do. We can pass the evaluation easily... if one of US is doing the evaluating!" Smiling victoriously, the redhead pulled out a small card and lifted it toward the ceiling triumphantly. "Junko Chikiko, registered and licensed therapist and psychiatrist, at your service!" "............" Asuka stared mutely at the other woman, then smiled slightly. "Okay, okay, very funny. Nice joke. Now seriously, who can we get to do this for us?" Junko blinked, and lowered her arm, falling out of her pose. "No, seriously. I'll do it." "YOU?!" The captain scoffed. "There's no way you're qualified to judge ANYBODY'S mental health! Hell, you're one of the officers I'm worried about passing this thing!" Looking rather miffed, Junko crossed her arms under her breasts. "Why, I'll have you know that-" BOOM!! "AAAUGH!!" "MEDIC!!!" Sweatdrops rolled down Junko and Asuka's heads as Sakura rushed past them and into the locker room. "Oh my God! Ranma! Ooooh..." Thud! "TWO MEDICS!!!" | #21 Jul 17th 2006, 10:07pm | |
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Ranma1286Aghh, Forgot! The previous quote was from Guardian by Blackdrago6 | #22 Jul 17th 2006, 10:08pm | |
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QuadhelixAkane pulled out a bottle of pills and opened the lid. Ranma looked over at Akane curiously, "What are those?" "Medicine," Akane stated, factually, "I have a heart condition." "Ah," Ranma replied, walking alongside Akane. "It keeps beating," Akane stated, factually, popping half the bottle into her mouth, and chewing. Akane the Suicidal by WFROSE | #23 Jul 27th 2006, 2:57pm | |
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BambolinaBarracudaAkane deflated with a gush of air. Looking almost apologetic, she slumped tiredly, “Okay, let’s start over. I’m Akane Tendo from Nerima University concentrating in pre-law.” He looked at her, uninterested. “How kind of you to ask, why yes, I do hope to be a lawyer one day. I’m hard pressed between Intellectual Property and Criminal. Though, perhaps after this, criminal law would appear to be more suitable?” His gaze wandered around his room. “Oh, you’re undecided? That’s fascinating.” He reached under his bed and took out a comic book. “Why, no, I haven’t realized how much of an ** you really are, but thanks for telling me.” Skimming the pages, he frowned remembering that he had read it three times before. “Well, you know, you can get that stick in your ** removed at any local hosp—” “You talk too much,” he finally spoke in his infinite wisdom. From Possession, by Sodalicious | #24 Sep 19th 2006, 12:31pm | |
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evilKaishakuRanma was wrapped in a warm blanket, Akane and Ukyo were holding him close, and Konatsu was kept at a distance as he was male, and Ranma wanted to see no one of his sex. Even if they looked like girls. "I j-j-just dr-dropped the-the s-s-s-s-soap!" He said with chattering teeth. His teeth didn't chatter because of the cold, they chattered with fear! "M-m-mommy! M-mommy! I-it was s-s-so wrong!" "You never drop the soap in a group shower." Akane warned Ranma. "But I was all alone!" Ranma wailed. "At the time you dropped the soap, yes." Kasumi said. "But as you bent over to pick it up . . . well it's a good thing the water was hot. If you were your female self, we might have little convicts running around the house in a few months." "Don't joke!" Ukyo cried. Then she laughed. "Actually that was a good one!" "No it . . . okay it was." Akane agreed. Ranma glared at them. "Ins-s-s-sensitive j-j-jerks!" "Konatsu dropped the soap and he's just fine!" Ukyo said, pointing at Konatsu. "He loves me . . . he loves me not . . . he . . . what? Oh yeah I'm fine!" Konatsu said with a longing sigh. "Oh my god!" Ranma screamed. "He's playing with a flower! He aint fine!" "Yeah . . . but then again he never *really* was." Ukyo shrugged. Tofu sat at his desk thinking about Kasumi. Oh the dirty thoughts that played through his perverted mind, oh that sick mo'fo. How dare he even think of beautiful Kasu-eh I mean Tofu sat at his desk thinking about Kasumi."So beautiful, so quiet and kind. Oh Kasumi, if only I could build up the courage to tell you how I feel . . ." "Hey!" The chainsaw in the corner of the room said. "I can help you tell her." "Huh?" Tofu frowned. The chainsaw was talking to him? He was insane obviously. And yet realizing that he wasn't sane made him sane correct? Correct!? He couldn't be insane, Kasumi would never want an insane chiropractor! "I can give you the confidence to tell Kasumi how you feel. All you have to do is pick me up and cut things up with me. Vrrooom vrrrooom! I love to hack and slash! You can wear the mask Kasumi gave you in issue one and cut things up! Nothing builds self esteem like chopping up innocent trees and hacking apart people you don't like!" "What a wonderful idea!" Tofu cried. "I will do that! You are correct, what an intelligent chainsaw you are!" Panda Genma frowned and held up a sign: Eh . . . Who are you talking to? "Why is Akane going to war with them anyway?" Nabiki asked."Ukyo was hyped up on sugar and she-being the head of the organization-decided to wage war on the smaller organization and convinced your sister to fight for their side, being Ranma Saotome's fiancee your sister was instantly promoted to general . . . alas Akane could not refuse the chance to boss people around and wield a large gun." Charlotte's Web by GrimmZ http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1618580/1/ "So she’s going to be an actress? Well why all the secrecy? This is great news, I don’t see why she wouldn’t want to brag about it endlessly!" Soun said, but even as he spoke he realized why she’d been so dodgy, and why now Ranma was so excited. "Eh . . . it’s going to be a pornographic movie, isnt it?" He asked dejectedly."Dad!" Akane protested. "Would that be a problem?" Yutaro asked with concern. Soun sighed, Akane’s jaw hit the floor, Ranma broke out laughing, Genma choked and even the nurses gasped. "You people are her family, but I’m the only one not shocked by this?" Ukyo said with a shrug. Charlotte's Web II: The Sequel by GrimmZ http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1823320/1/ | #25 Oct 09th 2006, 5:45pm | |
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Alex UltraThis one was too long, so I had to crop parts away, but I think I've got the jist of it here. ^_^; First, the beginning part. "Mako-chan... time to wake up...."Makoto's brow furrowed and her eyes fluttered open. She looked up to see Ranma's smiling face. "Mako-chan, I need you again." Makoto rolled her eyes. "Again? Ranma, I don't want to do it anymore. We've been at it for hours! I'm really starting to get tired, and my tongue feels like it's about to fall off." Ranma raised his face a bit and kissed Makoto's cheek. "Aw, come on, I promise this'll be the last time. Just once more, please! I need it so bad...." And the end-part of the quote: "But it feels so much better when you do it for me, Mako-chan.It's just not the same when I do it." Ranma started kissing Makoto's neck, making the young girl smile despite herself. Ranma was so cute when he begged her like that, and what harm would it do if she gave in to him just one more time anyway? She reached behind her to pull Ranma off and turned around to face him. "Just one more time, then no more?" Ranma grinned and nodded vigorously. "Absolutely!" "Okay, here it comes." Makoto took a deep breath to prepare herself. "Ranma Saotome is the best martial artist in the world!" Makoto had barely finished saying the words when she found herself wrapped tightly in Ranma's arms once again. "Thanks, Mako-chan. I think that was the best one yet! You're the greatest! Do you think you could do it again? Right now, maybe?" Makoto groaned in defeat. A Time for Wild Horses by Jose Argao (This thing doesn't seem to be making links properly, so here's a direct address for the story: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/579360/20/ =\ Check it out! It's really good, and stuff! =D ) | #26 Oct 15th 2006, 9:20pm . Edited Oct 15th 2006, 9:35pm | |
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BambolinaBarracuda“Ranma’s fine from what I can see,” Akane replied deftly ignoring her sister. “I really don’t know much about him. He’s not much for conversation.” The two men simultaneously flipped the pages of their newspapers, their eyes glued to the paragraphs. She rolled her eyes. “Men, in general, are not much of conversationalists.” Kasumi finally joined the table next to Dr. Tofu, carrying her own bowl of miso in her hands. “Indeed.” She dimpled sweetly at the oblivious man with circular glasses resting at the tip of his nose. “Two months before our wedding and absolutely nothing has changed. I still do most of the talking in our conversations. Really, I don’t know why I bother.” But the two younger girls knew better than to believe her words at the way her eyes glistened and a pink hue brushed across her delicate nose. Akane and Nabiki shared a knowing grin. “Yeah, seriously, Dr. Tofu, you really need to be a bit more aggressive,” Nabiki directed at him. They giggled when he remained oblivious of their talk. “Kasumi is feeling…” Akane exaggerated her thought process, “…unsatisfied, if you catch my drift.” She wiggled her eyebrows at the unresponsive man. Kasumi gasped, her face a shade of healthy red which she hid behind her hands. “I think a good spanking is in order, wouldn’t you agree, Dr. Tofu?” Nabiki spoke his name louder to catch his attention. “Hmm? Yes, yes…” He mumbled distractedly from the paper. The girls burst out laughing. From Possession, by Sodalicious (Sorry, I'm fond of this story ^^) | #27 Jan 21st 2007, 5:34am | |
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BambolinaBarracudaNabiki yawned and brought her hand down roughly on the table causing a spoon to fall onto the floor. “Oops! Could you get that for me daddy?” Soun grumbled and bent down under the table. Seeing his cue, Dr. Tofu leaned down for a sweet chaste kiss from Kasumi and lingered for as long as he dared. He pulled away just as Soun lifted his head with the spoon in his hands. “Really, Nabiki,” Soun wiggled his mustache as he sniffed, “still dropping things from the dinner table like a three year old?” “What can I say?” Nabiki shrugged and furtively watched a blushing Kasumi playfully push Tofu out the front door, “I’m still young at heart.” From Possession, by Sodalicious | #28 Jan 21st 2007, 5:36am | |
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 mountain-dew-loverBecause simply put, Ranma DID look better in a dress than Tsubasa. Now, considering that Tsubasa was at the moment wearing an outfit that would cause Asuza to choke and collapse in a diabetic fit (That is, Uber-kawaii), Girl Days by Kenko |
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