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Haruhi is a lezzy-bean

He~y.

Cheers it up.

Kai set plants on fire today. It was funny. He picked up this Alstroemeria (which for some reason the teacher is obsessed with...) and a Bunsen Burner. He nudged me and said - 'Watch This'

Then, when it was burning, he said-

HOLY HELL! MISS I DIDN'T KNOW PLANTS WERE FLAMMABLE!

Then she asked why so he started to dramatically point to the plant and fan himself. Hilarious. Funnier than when I pushed that piano down the math stairs, anyway. And when Jade pushed Chii down the history stairs. Oh yeah, Eri told me about that. Like the sadist I am, it sounds funny. xD

#601 May 02nd, 7:19am
Gehenna - Soboku Koikawa

I'm not surprised...

Wait... Alstroemeria means... friendship?

*crosses fingers*

#602 May 02nd, 11:39am
Kakashi The Most Awesome

kiba last time we talked about porn you said you only like to see naked anime women!!! wow you have grown up....still havent grown a pair though!! and i have never heard that expression before.... i wonder!!!

damn kiba's back... my head hurts already

#603 May 05th, 2:48am
Gehenna - Soboku Koikawa

Uh... Porn?

You filthy 12yr old. You filthy stupid gay retard.

NO! You are not gay, as I lie Yaoi.

#604 May 05th, 3:15am
Forever Rahhel

Don't worry. It's just a phase he is going through, like every male. He will stop once he is dead. ^_^

That's not a joke.

War in.

#605 May 06th, 7:12am
Gehenna - Soboku Koikawa

Uh-huh...

-_-

#606 May 06th, 9:04am
Kakashi The Most Awesome

O_O wow ra...way to break it gently!!!!!

#607 May 08th, 4:24am
Gehenna - Soboku Koikawa

Well, it's probably true.

MattMello, anyone?

#608 May 08th, 7:24am
Kakashi The Most Awesome

irkesome ... no way

#609 May 08th, 9:18am
Forever Rahhel

Who?

There is no reason to hide if she wants to get married unless she comes out of the closet that is.

War in.

#610 May 08th, 10:31am
SASUKE'S PENIS IS ANGRY.

nfshgiohgiojgnso

MattMello?!?

:D

YES.

( I love both of them seperately and as a pairing, so it all works out. ;D )

Bwaha. I like L, Mikami, Matt, Mello, and then Matsuda. Those are my top five favourite characters, in order. Even though no one asked.

#611 May 08th, 10:57am
Haruhi is a lezzy-bean

MattMello... Hell yea!

What sane woman doesn't love that?! 08)%(&ojgodjgk;:O

Eri is, at the moment, completely begging me to buy her Toffee Crisps. And to get back on the computer. Jesus, that girl loves chocolate so much I'm thinking she might be Mello. 'Cept she's a girl. And she's not sadistic, but not all of us are perfect!

Yeah, Mello, L, Ryuk, Matt, Mikami and Near. No particular Order.

#612 May 08th, 12:18pm
SASUKE'S PENIS IS ANGRY.

My sister eats chocolate bars all the time now, and I'm pretty sure that's because of Mello. xD

Ew, I hate Near though.

And don't you like Matsuda?! He's so super cool. )':

#613 May 08th, 12:26pm
Haruhi is a lezzy-bean

I just like Near because of the comedy I could do.

Shopkeeper - Five beers... How old are you?

Near - I have white hair. How old do ya think, sonny?

And Matsuda... The guy who shot Raito? Yeah, he's cool!

#614 May 08th, 12:29pm
SASUKE'S PENIS IS ANGRY.

Lawl, I've seen that picture. xD

But I still hate Near.

D:!

How could you only know Matsuda from that?! He's been so super awesome the entire time. T___T;

#615 May 08th, 12:38pm
Haruhi is a lezzy-bean

It was the best thing he did.

Ergo - He was remembered for it.

Have you seen the one where Near puts Laxative's in Mello's chocolates?

#616 May 08th, 12:41pm
SASUKE'S PENIS IS ANGRY.

Nooo~

Everything is the best thing he did! xD

I also like Aizawa because of his hair . . but then he cut it, but that's okay.

Yes, I have. xD

I've seen most of the comic things from that person, lawl. She's hilarious.

#617 May 08th, 3:51pm
Gehenna - Soboku Koikawa

Oh! I've seen the one where the Game Show.

'Misa knows L is voyeuristic!'

'Please, I'm onlt a sexual behaviourist.'

'Now, continue. For science.'

#618 May 09th, 7:33am
Kakashi The Most Awesome

im actually not gettting much of this thread now.... accept the mello is awesome theme... that i like... mello is smexy and awesome ... however i dont like to pair him with matt... nah i think i like him to stay straight...makes him a little more accesable...though i think thats a stupid argument too cause hes a cartoon... argo... not accessable at all.... no fair T___T

#619 May 09th, 8:37am
Gehenna - Soboku Koikawa

You know... I feel the same way about Neji.

I loves him.

But MelloMatt is awesomenester.

#620 May 09th, 9:17am
SASUKE'S PENIS IS ANGRY.

You love Matt too, right Kakashiiiiii~? He's so incredibly smexy. D:

I hate MelloNear though. Mainly because I cannot STAND Near.

#621 May 09th, 5:41pm
Gehenna - Soboku Koikawa

Of course she does~

Everyone does. Near reminds me of Sasuke. Great for humour but just stupid and sucky otherwise.

HE CALLED L! THIS IS UNFORGIVEABLE!

#622 May 10th, 4:07am
Kakashi The Most Awesome

hell yea!!! matt!!! woot woot!!! hes so smexy and niiiice!!!! dont get me started on Near...I hate Near Near is a complete L ripoff.... and he called L STUPID!!!!!!!!!!! how is he allowed to get away with that

#623 May 10th, 4:08am
Gehenna - Soboku Koikawa

I guess that's an entusiastic reply...

#624 May 10th, 4:20am
Kakashi The Most Awesome

it is indeed!!!

#625 May 10th, 4:30am
Gehenna - Soboku Koikawa

Yeah...

This girl in my form, Sophie, was groping people.

#626 May 10th, 5:23am
Kakashi The Most Awesome

i really wanted to know that!!!

+ i think this is a massive spammation that we are doing here *leaves*

#627 May 10th, 9:55am
Gehenna - Soboku Koikawa

Hn...

What do you think of Matt?

#628 May 10th, 11:53am
SASUKE'S PENIS IS ANGRY.

Bwaha. At least we all have the same opinion about Death Note characters. xD

What about . . Misa? I personally hate her, though not as much as Near.

Light? I love him, he's hilarious. xD

Mikami? Again, hilarious. And the glasses character. You gotta love the glasses characters.

And Matsuda is my one true love. Not really, but he totally should be.

Okay yeah I'm done. xD;

#629 May 11th, 7:46pm
Gehenna - Soboku Koikawa

W world without Ligt would be pretty dark.

(LAWL ERIN)

Misa is a bimbo that gives blonds' a bad name.

Mikami is awesome. Mikami Teru, yeah?

Matsuda is supa-awesome. He like... JUMPED offa building and survived! Really! And I though you loved Kisame!

#630 May 12th, 7:21am
SASUKE'S PENIS IS ANGRY.

LAWWWL. I loved that, and I still can't believe he said that. Is it like that in the Japanese version as well? Or in the manga? I can't remember. xD

But Mello makes up for Misa giving blondes a bad name, so that part is okay. I still hate her though.

MIKAMMIIIII~ He's so insane, it's totally sexy. xD

Why are there so many M names in Death Note? Huuuhhhh. Misa, Matsuda, Matt, Mello, Mikami . . . and all of them except Misa are awesome.

I totally think that along with the corny pun on Light's name, L was serious and wanted to get into Light's pants. IT'S A FACT.

#631 May 12th, 10:43am
Gehenna - Soboku Koikawa

INDEED.

Also... why were you stalking cars in your youtube video? That sounds like something I would do, should I bother even getting up from my computer chair.

#632 May 12th, 10:58am
SASUKE'S PENIS IS ANGRY.

xD;

I have no idea. I've always been a supersuper weird kid, I never have a reason for anything. But that's okay.

#633 May 12th, 11:17am
Gehenna - Soboku Koikawa

I hate Scrubs.

I just hate it. I dunno why, it just doesn't appeal to me...

Trust me. Not as weird as this girl in my form... Rachel, I told you about her. Eating polystyrine..?

#634 May 12th, 1:04pm
SASUKE'S PENIS IS ANGRY.

I hate it too, it's really stupid. Except when they're singing a song called 'Guy Love' which someone made a flash movie thing with the song to Matt and Mello~~ ;D

Then it's awesome. But only then.

#635 May 12th, 4:34pm
Gehenna - Soboku Koikawa

Remember that insane kid Rachel? Well she was trying to blow the school up with a twig.

Yeah. Only then. Other times it's boring. And un~funky!

Oh and Erin... Do I really look young and stuff?

#636 May 13th, 7:40am
SASUKE'S PENIS IS ANGRY.

Yeaaaaah~ You look cute though so it's okay. xD

It's not a bad thing or anything, haha. You're 12, there's a reason. Now, I look young, and I'm 16. That's just not good. xD

Oh well.

I'm tired. It's 2:30 in the morning. No school tomorrow at least!

#637 May 15th, 11:35pm
Gehenna - Soboku Koikawa

YAYZERLAWLISAURUSMAGICMOUNTAIN!

It's better than looking old. xD

And no school?!

Lucky~~! And here's Kisame for ya!

I drews it!

http://wolfie-dono.deviantart.com/art/It-s-Kisame-e-85805118

#638 May 16th, 4:20am
SASUKE'S PENIS IS ANGRY.

Very true.

And yaaayy~

I forgot to sign back on msn though, lawl. My internet was all like "BLAH I HATE YOU".

D:

#639 May 16th, 7:34pm
Gehenna - Soboku Koikawa

I get that with MSN.

I also can't be bothered taking bold off.

I did a German Test on thursday. Speaking and Writing. I got a level 3 on the speaking but a level 5+ for the writing.

O-o

Letze Woche im einem fuss.

And that made no sense. YAYZERLAWLISAURUSMAGICMOUNTAINFAIRYHOUSECOWBOYDREAMMSHATCHETSHEDPLANT!

#640 May 17th, 3:15am
SASUKE'S PENIS IS ANGRY.

Aw, I want to learn German. I know like, a few words but that's it.

So yaaaayy.

:D

#641 May 17th, 8:53am
Gehenna - Soboku Koikawa

I LIKE GERMAN. IT'S EASIER THAN FRENCH.

ALSO... WHAT THE HELL IS WITH YOUR PENNAME?

#642 May 17th, 3:26pm
SASUKE'S PENIS IS ANGRY.

LAWWWL. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT.

AND YEAH, GERMAN'S CLOSER TO ENGLISH SO IT'S EASIER TO LEARN THAN FRENCH IS. I KNOW QUITE A BIT IN FRENCH THOUGH, 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN TAKING IT SINCE LIKE, THE FIRST GRADE. YAY CANADA FOR BEING ALL BILINGUAL AND STUFF.

#643 May 17th, 3:33pm
Gehenna - Soboku Koikawa

I'M NEVER GOING TO GO TO GERMANY SO... IT DOESN'T EXACTLY MATTER. I'D REATHER GO MOSCOW.

#644 May 18th, 3:57am
SASUKE'S PENIS IS ANGRY.

. . . WOW. HAVE YOU SEEN THE 'L FUNERAL' DELETED SCENE THAT THE ANIME ALMOST ADDED IN?

IT'S REALLY DISTURBING, LIGHT'S FUCKING INSANE. IF THAT SCENE WAS IN THE MANGA AND IF IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED, I . . WOULD PROBABLY HATE LIGHT. PLUS, IT BOTHERED ME THAT HE KILLED THE YOTSUBA (COINCIDENTALLY SHOWING THE ONLY THREE ONES I LOVED) SO BRUTALLY.

GAHHH~

D:

#645 May 18th, 9:16pm
Gehenna - Soboku Koikawa

Mendoukusaina...

I don't watch the Anime. It tends to butcher the actual Manga. Has anyone seen Dual Parallel World/Trouble?

I found it cooliotastic.

#646 May 20th, 8:26am
Precious Roses

12 year olds dont play with power rangers...i think ur too far ahead in this century...sorry dude...

#647 May 23rd, 5:09pm
PastSorrows

who the fuck are you?

Hai Guyz.

#648 May 23rd, 6:50pm
Gehenna - Soboku Koikawa

*see Past's post*

Hey. How you been doing? The forum's been slow lately... Have you seen the latest Naruto chapter? It kinda makes me like Sasuke...

...Kinda...

And where did that comment about Pawer Rangers come from? I mean, forseriously? No-one plays with Power Rangers here. I don't think, anyway... O-o

#649 May 24th, 2:57am
SASUKE'S PENIS IS ANGRY.

GTFO, retard.

And lawl Eri, you should watch it anyway. I like the anime solely on the foot massaging scene. xD

But yeah. Other than that, it sucks.

I don't know, I think they're playing way too hard on the "Itachi's really a nice guy" thing. I don't hate the idea, I just think they're making it go on for too long. I want to see what happened with Kisame. And if he died . . . Oh boy. There's hell to pay.

I do kind of like Sasuke now though. (lolol@my name.) I feel bad for him. xD

HAY PASTTTT~

#650 May 24th, 8:34am


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